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LorinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Sarcastic little ***hole with a heart of gold. Music enthusiast. I have piercings. I have tattoos. I like them on myself and others. I like football. I have no desire to fill this out any further. You don't need to know anything else. If I want ya to ill let ya know. Whatever
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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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SatanClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-47
Hi! My name is Satan. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ChaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'm 24, living in DC. I'm pretty laid back but I tend to be loud and am pretty passionate about things. I've had a couple serious relationships and really want someone who's where I'm at. I'm long term Navy so if deployments bother you then you should probably keep scrolling. I'm fun, like trying new things, really into concerts and photography. I listen to just about everything but I love the The Black Keys and really into Dubstep. I work out on the regular but I'm not a gym nut. I keep myself in shape to look and feel good and I want someone who takes care of themselves as well. I smoke and as for now I intend to keep smoking. I have my goofy times but I want someone who can be serious. I have 5 tattoos only 2 of which are visible so I like a guy with ink but it's not mandatory. I enjoy going out but there are nights I'd rather stay home and hang out. I'm extremely honest and loyal to people I care about which is pretty rare these days. My main thing is trust and finding someone who wants to eventually settle down, I'm a strong willed, driven person but I really want someone I can be sweet with and will be sweet back. I want someone to do things with. Do not hit me up if you're looking for a hook up...my mother raised me right. Anything but a movie, don't get me wrong I love movies but you can't get to know someone in a place where you are not suppose to talk. Dinner usually works or exploring. Apparently I have to say this again...DINNER DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GETTING ASS. It won't happen and I'll embarass you...got it? :)
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CharisClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
My friends describe me as a fun, loving and happy person! I find it hard to talk about myself on here and believe its easier to get to know me in person! Feel free to get to know me by asking!!
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IngeborgClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I\'m currently single and I have no children, but would like children in the future. Overall, I\'m looking for that certain someone who will complement my personality, make me laugh.
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MalachyClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I work doing Hvac Monday & Friday. I go to the gym six days a week and try to stay active. Weekends I spend with my family & friends. Looking for someone special to go out and have some good conversations and lots of laughter. My nationality is Italian and Irish. I try and stay productive with my free time. I don't watch much television. Plus if I'm inside in front of a tv how am I gonna find YOU lol. I like when people go out of their way to help others. I don't have a type so if you think we're a good match message away. I listen to all kinds of music from rap to country. I'm very sarcastic in a good funny way :). I'm addicted to food. Have a weakness for ice cream. Ben&Jerry are like my best friends :). "One Day you came and asked me, What was more important.You or my Life? I said my life, That day you left forever, Never knowing you are my Life"Anonymous Something casual nothing over the top. Don't want to send her running lol. Dinner,drinks maybe bowling so we can laugh at each other :)
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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ClintClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
i like being outdoors love to have a good time lifes short enjoy itlooking for someone like me layed back and down to earth. would like to have someone to spend my time with and enjoy each outher.i think it comes down to who you are on the inside.
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GayeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Once you get to know me, you'll see I have a really big heart! And maybe I even have a place for you in it :) My humor tends to be on the sarcastic side, I love to laugh and make other people laugh as well. I am a very creative person and I love projects. I also love to keep busy with work and friends. I'm a very laid back girl most of the time. I love just staying in and watching a movie, but sometimes I'm in the mood to go out to the club for the night! I'm up for anything! I'm a very open-minded person so I'm looking for someone with similiar attitudes about life, relationships, religion, and diversity. If you want to get to know me better, just message me... and don't forget to make me smile!!Oh and I'm also a very honest and open person so there are not really any questions that are off limits in my book. Be creative.... no canal park... walking on the pier is so cliche
