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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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IngeborgClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I\'m currently single and I have no children, but would like children in the future. Overall, I\'m looking for that certain someone who will complement my personality, make me laugh.
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MarihaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-65
Hi! My name is Mariha. I am woman without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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TjcountrymanClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47
Hi! My name is Tjcountryman. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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CharisClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
My friends describe me as a fun, loving and happy person! I find it hard to talk about myself on here and believe its easier to get to know me in person! Feel free to get to know me by asking!!
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SyreetaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
I'm 22 years old, free spirited,strong willed, and reserved but open up easily once I get to know you! I am at a point in my life where I'm starting to figure out where belong and I want somebody who is patient and will be by my side while I achieve my goals! I am a country girl who loves fishing, cold beer, dirt roads and to have a good time and make great memories. If you want to get to know me feel free to message me! Fishing at the river or just laying under the stars!
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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MichaelClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Michael. I am never married atheist caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LilmommaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-53
Hi! My name is Lilmomma. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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CalClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Not looking for too much, just a simple girl who gets me, and someone who is loyal and caring. Hit me up on ***
