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SalathielClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
A hopeless romantic who is pretty upbeat, financially responsible, and light-hearted. I tend to lend a helping hand when appropriate so if you do not have a compassionate heart we are not a match.
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MarihaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-65
Hi! My name is Mariha. I am woman without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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MadelynClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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TjcountrymanClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47
Hi! My name is Tjcountryman. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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CharisClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
My friends describe me as a fun, loving and happy person! I find it hard to talk about myself on here and believe its easier to get to know me in person! Feel free to get to know me by asking!!
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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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MartinClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
well hello! I LOVE music, even though i am a nurse, music is my true passion. I have been playing guitar for over 6 yrs now and i write my own songs. Music is the best outlet in my opinion for all those emotions that you dont know what to do with. I also like to dance and have fun going out. I love to explore new things and experience things that i have never done before. I am usually pretty laid back but i can get wild and crazy sometimes :) my absolute favorite thing is laughing! Laughter is great for the soul! I could go on and on but ill keep some things a suprise so if you want to know more about me just ask :) dont be shy ;) i love meeting new people. ~peace~
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AnnamariaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -- Dr. Seuss, a suitable fun quote that represents me and my hopes of finding someone on here who is just as happy- go- Dr. Seuss quotes are wonderful and witty, suitable to live by.Most people would say that there isn't a moment when a smile isn't on my face, a smile goes a long way and you never know what it could do for someone else, maybe brighten their day with just one smile. I love life and everything it has to offer. Do the best and be the best that you could possibly be cause we only got one life, so why not live it and live it happily, joyfully and mean it!I have so much love to give and if you give me the chance, the opportunity, I vow to help you love life, to always hold u with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not and to live within the warmth of your hear and call it my home. up for anything
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MalachyClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I work doing Hvac Monday & Friday. I go to the gym six days a week and try to stay active. Weekends I spend with my family & friends. Looking for someone special to go out and have some good conversations and lots of laughter. My nationality is Italian and Irish. I try and stay productive with my free time. I don't watch much television. Plus if I'm inside in front of a tv how am I gonna find YOU lol. I like when people go out of their way to help others. I don't have a type so if you think we're a good match message away. I listen to all kinds of music from rap to country. I'm very sarcastic in a good funny way :). I'm addicted to food. Have a weakness for ice cream. Ben&Jerry are like my best friends :). "One Day you came and asked me, What was more important.You or my Life? I said my life, That day you left forever, Never knowing you are my Life"Anonymous Something casual nothing over the top. Don't want to send her running lol. Dinner,drinks maybe bowling so we can laugh at each other :)
