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LilmommaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-53
Hi! My name is Lilmomma. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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ChaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'm 24, living in DC. I'm pretty laid back but I tend to be loud and am pretty passionate about things. I've had a couple serious relationships and really want someone who's where I'm at. I'm long term Navy so if deployments bother you then you should probably keep scrolling. I'm fun, like trying new things, really into concerts and photography. I listen to just about everything but I love the The Black Keys and really into Dubstep. I work out on the regular but I'm not a gym nut. I keep myself in shape to look and feel good and I want someone who takes care of themselves as well. I smoke and as for now I intend to keep smoking. I have my goofy times but I want someone who can be serious. I have 5 tattoos only 2 of which are visible so I like a guy with ink but it's not mandatory. I enjoy going out but there are nights I'd rather stay home and hang out. I'm extremely honest and loyal to people I care about which is pretty rare these days. My main thing is trust and finding someone who wants to eventually settle down, I'm a strong willed, driven person but I really want someone I can be sweet with and will be sweet back. I want someone to do things with. Do not hit me up if you're looking for a hook up...my mother raised me right. Anything but a movie, don't get me wrong I love movies but you can't get to know someone in a place where you are not suppose to talk. Dinner usually works or exploring. Apparently I have to say this again...DINNER DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GETTING ASS. It won't happen and I'll embarass you...got it? :)
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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DelfinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am a young single mother but i do the best i can to take care of us. Kids are my life! on my own time i help my girls advance so the will be prepared for big kid school next year. i love it and wouldnt change it. im also currently in college as a math major so i can be a HS algebra teacher, my goal is to teach kids math the right way the first time so they dont grow up thinking they hate math.i have to pay bills so i do have a job as a cna. im a great cook and im great with money, i can sewing and make clothes, i can clean, paint,make stainglass windows,spin yarn,garden,work my ass off and do it all and come home everyday with a smile on my face! i have a great smile and baby blue eyes. i have 4 tattoos, 11 piercings most are covered with clothing! my kids are the best in the world although every parent thinks so! they look just like me. josie is 4 and lori is 2. anything else you want to know just ask i have an answer to everything!!! p.s when you send me a message dont send a one word message thanku get to know the other person is the most important thing, but unlike most i do like to start off with a movie cuz it helps to relaxe, and then give both a good ice braker and conversation to start off dinner with, goodluck getting me to shut up!!!j/j
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NylaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Well I have not been on here for a while and I guess I'm back again lol ... I'm a very caring person, I Love my family and friends and would do absolutely anything for them. I love being spontaneous and just getting up and going out to do something fun. I'm down to earth and very sarcastic. ummm ... I dunno what else to say ... that will do for now I guess,but if theres anything you wanna ask me I'm very open and will answer just about anything. :)
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AnnamariaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -- Dr. Seuss, a suitable fun quote that represents me and my hopes of finding someone on here who is just as happy- go- Dr. Seuss quotes are wonderful and witty, suitable to live by.Most people would say that there isn't a moment when a smile isn't on my face, a smile goes a long way and you never know what it could do for someone else, maybe brighten their day with just one smile. I love life and everything it has to offer. Do the best and be the best that you could possibly be cause we only got one life, so why not live it and live it happily, joyfully and mean it!I have so much love to give and if you give me the chance, the opportunity, I vow to help you love life, to always hold u with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not and to live within the warmth of your hear and call it my home. up for anything
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CharisClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
My friends describe me as a fun, loving and happy person! I find it hard to talk about myself on here and believe its easier to get to know me in person! Feel free to get to know me by asking!!
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GeenaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I'm 23 and have a 4yr old daughter who means the world to me.. I live on my own and work full time. I like music except country and rap I like all types of movies. For fun I like going to concerts hanging out with friends going out for drinks and doing different stuff with my daughter.. I have 8 tattoos and my lip pierced.. Anything else you'd like to know feel free to ask It depends on the person
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ClementineClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
What makes me unique is my big heart and i am different from other girls... I love kids so if you have some that is fine with me. I want someone that knows what they want cause I'm tired of jerks.. If your looking for a one night stand then click to the next profile... I am wanting to find someone that i can see in my future.. If you don't have a job and want a female to pay for sh*tkeep moving.. I am not going to pay for anything for you.. I am tired of everything.. I am thinking about deleting my profile if i don't have any luck this time because i would rather be single than on here where the jerks are. I am a bigger girl but size should not matter cause you never know what a person goes through in there life time.. I know that i don't judge and i don't have type im open to all.
