Single Women In Clear Lake, WI

Lilmomma

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 33-53

Hi! My name is Lilmomma. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Manie

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...

Hae

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.

Madelyn

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

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Delfina

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

I am a young single mother but i do the best i can to take care of us. Kids are my life! on my own time i help my girls advance so the will be prepared for big kid school next year. i love it and wouldnt change it. im also currently in college as a math major so i can be a HS algebra teacher, my goal is to teach kids math the right way the first time so they dont grow up thinking they hate math.i have to pay bills so i do have a job as a cna. im a great cook and im great with money, i can sewing and make clothes, i can clean, paint,make stainglass windows,spin yarn,garden,work my ass off and do it all and come home everyday with a smile on my face! i have a great smile and baby blue eyes. i have 4 tattoos, 11 piercings most are covered with clothing! my kids are the best in the world although every parent thinks so! they look just like me. josie is 4 and lori is 2. anything else you want to know just ask i have an answer to everything!!! p.s when you send me a message dont send a one word message thanku get to know the other person is the most important thing, but unlike most i do like to start off with a movie cuz it helps to relaxe, and then give both a good ice braker and conversation to start off dinner with, goodluck getting me to shut up!!!j/j

Kristal

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

First off I am serious about being the best I can be and stay positive through all of my journeys in life. I'm also extremely competitive....hate losing and REALLY hate being wrong. It's rare, but has happened like once...also, extremely sarcastic! 0:)I'm working towards my dream by going to hair school here in town. I'LL BE DONE BY NEXT MAY and couldn't be more excited! All outdoor activities are fair game. Just a little piece of heaven outside of town. I'm wild and crazy, I've been told I can be bossy and loud, and I will always put my two cents in on anything....but I'm fun! ;) I have a good time no matter where I am, it's just the way I live my life. I don't need any fuddie duddies!I enjoy being around water! Beach, lake, river, pool. I am there!! It's always a plus if a boat is involved!!I also looooove music! Especially anything I can dance to. Always try to go to their nearby concerts.I love the Lord, He has blessed me above and beyond. Even though I don't practice my religion as much as I should I still love Him and thank Him for every day! :)Lastly, please don't be shy and message me say more than just hi, hey, or what's up. :)

Shayla

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

Hey im 23 I'm currentely working for a marketing company. I live in my own house in Barrie . I am a country girl at heart, born and raised I enjoy the outdoors and animals have many horses, which i compete barrel racing. I am caring,hard working individual. Im looking for someone, that could grow into something but not looking to rush into anything, I want someone who is like me. I have a great sense of humor love to laugh smile and to make people smile i have a kind heart, that has been broke a few times. I dont smoke or do drugs an i drink on occasion. I enjoy cuddling watching movies. I would like someone older and taller then me. Im not scared to speak my mind ill tell you what im thinking. I dont like to upset people but it happens. Im a country girl always will be never gonna change. Im looking for a guy who will take care of me just as much as ill take care of him. i want him to spoil me some show he cares not just say it i want him to show it once in a while to. Just as I will do the same for him. I have my own money I work for and pay for my own shit. I aint looking for a sugar daddy as they say. I just want a guy who likes what I like aint scared to tell me how he feels, has his own money so I aint supporting him. If any questions ask im open bout anything. Get a drink talk get to know one another, really open for anything

Gaye

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

Once you get to know me, you'll see I have a really big heart! And maybe I even have a place for you in it :) My humor tends to be on the sarcastic side, I love to laugh and make other people laugh as well. I am a very creative person and I love projects. I also love to keep busy with work and friends. I'm a very laid back girl most of the time. I love just staying in and watching a movie, but sometimes I'm in the mood to go out to the club for the night! I'm up for anything! I'm a very open-minded person so I'm looking for someone with similiar attitudes about life, relationships, religion, and diversity. If you want to get to know me better, just message me... and don't forget to make me smile!!Oh and I'm also a very honest and open person so there are not really any questions that are off limits in my book. Be creative.... no canal park... walking on the pier is so cliche

Ingeborg

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

I\'m currently single and I have no children, but would like children in the future. Overall, I\'m looking for that certain someone who will complement my personality, make me laugh.

Margorie

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

Im just a really easy going young wiman. I have been delt a hard hand in life but i just keep going. God has big plans for me i just cant wait to see how my life turns out. Love motorcycles walks an just talking