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Sexylady
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Offline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Sexylady. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from Douglas, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Eura
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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Michayla
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Fun loving student who enjoys sarcasm and a quick wit. Love to travel and experience new and exciting people.
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Soledad
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Long story short...I'm down to earth, honest to a fault at times, occasionally funny and love to laugh. Sarcasm is just part of my irresistible charm and I appreciate it and intelligence in others. I love the beach, music, cooking and some sports. We'll talk more about the rest later.
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Dalia
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I am 26, I just moved back to OKCity a few months ago. I am usually up for just about anything, love to do new things & have fun. I am very laid back yet still super outgoing. Really I'm an open book so all you have to do is ask. I'm not sure. I try not to set too many expectations that way I'm rarely disappointed..
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Dwana
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I know what I want so let me tell you what I don't want. I don't want FWB and I'm not DTF, so if that's what you want don't waste my time please. I don't want anymore kids, they are innocent and don't need to hurt any them for no reason. I want fun and adventure and I don't travel much. Teach me something new and show me a new expierence. My brother and children live with me and my brother is my rock. If he doesn't like you and I won't date you. I love working on my truck and going muddin. I'm a beer drinker, so wine is not my thing. Course I would like to go to a wine tasting to see if it is. I love my job and I work monday thru friday so usually you'd have to catch me on the weekends So this is what I have for now, take it or leave it.. I am who I am and I'm not willing to give up my pride or morals to lower myself to make you happy. Thanks for looking!!! Take me on a walk or take me somewhere I haven't been....
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Martine
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Hello Guys!I am going to keep this profile short because I dont come on meetville much anymore. I havent had much luck being on here, so I dont log on often. If theres anything you would like to know about me, please just ask. There is a certain kind of guy I am looking for, and its proving to be a bit hard on this dating site. So I dont expect to find him through being on here. But I guess I still have SOME hope that its possible. I am not looking for F buddys or a 1 night stand. Friends, dating, or even a relationship if it works out that way. So please dont message me asking if I will just get together to screw you or me give you a bj. I wont be messaging you back if I get gross messages like that. Thanks! Good luck on meetville. Get a drink, talk and hang out!
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Valentine
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I prefer to grow old in a loving relationship but am not afraid to spend my life alone. I\'m not interested in finding just "anyone" so I\'m not alone, but in finding one that I long to be with.
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Lauri
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
"why fit in when you were born to stand out?" I would want a first date to be fun and light hearted.
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Merletta
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I love music so going to concerts is always on the itinerary. I also love to travel I would love to go back to Europe someday. I also love the MN Twins! Yes I know they are not doing so great but I will never give up hope! I also love The Big Bang Theory and Downton Abbey. I am on a bowling league in the winter so that is where you will find me on Thursday nights.