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SexyladyOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Sexylady. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from Douglas, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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EuraOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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PatsyOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I'm hard working, driven and know exactly what I want in life. I'm bubbly and like to laugh but feisty when I need to be. Looking for someone on the same level; I'm not interested in being someone's mom. Equal partnership in all aspects. I love dancing and coffee dates with my girlfriends. Aside from that, my time is spent going to school to become a paralegal and running my very own cupcake business!A few random things about myself or my thoughts...I love pizza Everything in my world needs to be symmetrical My goal in life is to not want anything I love peanut butter and cheese sandwiches (I'm aware that this is gross lol)I almost always wear two sweaters at a time...and an undershirt My two favourite types of clothing - funky socks and funky undies! I choose not to keep many people close, they just disappoint you. But if I love you, I love you whole-heartedly. I love love love reality tv I change the colour of my hair almost monthlyI'm on the fence about the whole marriage and kids thing I have a ridiculous foot phobia I have a crazy obsession with doors/cabinets...please don't leave them open or ajar...CLOSE THEM I love my cats more than most humans, pets provide unconditional love NO I AM NOT ASIAN, now stop asking...it's rude my favourite smells are vanilla and mens cologneI always make a wish at 11:11