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NateCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Nate. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AriiCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Arii. I am never married catholic hispanic woman without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AlyviaCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Alyvia. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EmilyCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-27
I like rugby, dogs, and community service and spend too much time on the internet.
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SteffCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
Hi! My name is Steff. I am divorced catholic caucasian woman with kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SamarksCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-27
Hi! My name is Samarks. I am never married other mixed woman without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SteeleCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Steele. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AubreylynnCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
Hi! My name is Aubreylynn. I am never married agnostic caucasian woman without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BentlyCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
This is the part where im supposed to write something about myself and just say whatever...How about this...Auto makers brag about the Vette and Ferrari. How fast they are how nice you'll look in them, how girls will fall all over themselves if you own one. What they don't tell you is how they get Shitty gas mileage, expensive to maintain and insure. So all I have to say is it's up to you to just say screw it...Just get in and drive it!!!! In other words You'll have to ask to find out...Also I have 9 tattoo's and am Looking for a girl with tattoo's would be a plus...If not no big deal!!! This is where I do the typical..."I'm not looking for drama,a cheater,or a liar"...RIGHT...Honestly...Who the F#ck is looking for that anyways...c'mon people...I'm simple and easy going, material objects make people happy but I don't let that rule my life or values!!.It's probably not yours) I want to find someone that is willing to try new things even if it extreme or just simple...Try something new you just may like it...And also would like to add that "hot" is not a compliment for women..Guys need to learn this..That's only used by the douche bags in the club that just wanna "score" for the night...use compliments like Beautiful...and Gorgeous..That's a compliment..***I'm a guy..So Ladies..I love football,I'm gonna watch it on Sunday(HUGE JETS FAN...YES THE MUTHAF'N JETS).If I'm the first to open a new loaf of bread the twist tie is probably goin in the garbage.I leave that first end piece of the bread in the bag...I Like boobs (and yes I like thick girls too).I like going out with the fellas once in a while.I flip through the channels *** hitting the guide button..I don't give a *** about the over/under thing with the toilet paper...I look at the keyboard when I type.I'll watch a chick flick to make you happy as long as you watch what I wanna watch.I leave the seat up at times and clothes on the floor once in a while...I'll put my socks on the other feet so the hole is now by the little toes... I sometimes leave the microwave with :01 second on it and not reset it...I love to people watch.I'm gonna tell you your hair looks great if we're running late.I sometimes "adjust myself" in public.Or if my fly is down I'm not going to turn my back to zip it up.I don't abbreviate when I text(well, maybe when I'm driving) I don't respond with : LOL,LMAO,or ROFLMFAO...That's gay for a guy...If this offends you, you don't have to ***'re still reading, ya must be somewhat interested huh?I'm a pretty straight forward guy,I speak my mind and am open.I'm looking to meet someone who is straight forward also. I have an old saying..."Just cause you put syrup on shit, doesn't make it pancakes" Yes I have a sense of humor, and yes it's F'D up!! And don't worry...I HAVE TEETH!!!!!NO. I'm not angry. People have said my profile makes me sound that way. So no, I'm not. YES, I know what I want and don't want.Let's be realistic,not everyone speaks the truth.For *** a question above. DO YOU DO DRUGS. Do you expect everyone to answer that honestly..Think about it.I hate that I have to keep putting this here...But PLEASE know how to keep a conversation going!!! I ask a ? Please ask 1 back after answering... Ok, that is all thank you very much!!!!!Also, before you put body type as "ATHLETIC" Look in the mirror in your bikini and ask yourself "When a girl goes to the gym, is she hoping to look like this"??????...If you're answer is NO... Then DON'T put ATHLETIC.... And I know..Guys should do the same as well!!!!
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JasonCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Let it be known that I loathe laughter. It makes me SO ANGRY! When someone is having a good laugh I just *** compelled to PUNCH them in throat and then kick them in the JUNK. This makes me smile and giggle...which only pisses ME off and then I have to punch MYSELF in the throat and kick myself in the junk. Then no one is happy, and that is good, and when I say good I mean BAD.I despise travelling. My idea of a good vacation is drawing a chalk circle around myself, and NEVER leaving it. I just stand there and GLARE at everyone passing by.Kids? What the heck is up with THOSE? Don't people know where they come from? Seriously....it's like eeewwwww, please wash your hands after touching them. I sure don't have a couple of them myself! If I was a Jedi I would be called DARTH SANE, because I would be that INsane. Yeah, you had better stay away!!! Which MEANS that no, you can't use me as your personnel loofah! Seriously, what is THE matter with YOU! I think people aren't so bad. You just need to know how to cook them, the right spices and herbs and they are delicious. Vegetables???? Don't y'all know that is a big conspiracy to trick you to eat less people? One needs their daily dose of GRIT. Pets are good to have around when u RUN out of people...I am SO LAZY that it causes physical pain, which i love. And when i say love I mean hate, but i love that also. I don't do stairs, I either roll down them, or wait for some foolish Good Samaritan to CARRY me up them. Sometimes I wait a long time cause I am dirty. Showers and teeth brushing is unsafe, cause if you are clean you will taste better and other people will want to eat you. And that is bad, and when I say bad I mean GOOD....no wait, that one IS really bad. So when is say BAD I do mean BAD. Got it? Good.Let me get this straight girlfriend, you want me to hold you IN my arms and kiss you on the lips? Oh geez...seriously? Are you TRYING to repulse me and make me feel ill? I would much rather do something that I don't HATE, and by hate I mean LOVE.Even death doesn't want to be MY friend. Which I am okay with because he is actually a tall, skinny, pretentious snob. He is always like " I am here to take your soul" and I am all like " Can't you ever talk about ANYTHING else? Just shut up already!". Like really....Finally, one of the best parts of being evil is that I can end a ranting monologue with abundant evil laughter....ready? Here goes....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA......MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha ...... I will take you somewhere so we can use our eyes for glaring, our fists for punching, and our feet for kicking. Yeah, you know you want to!
