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Elise
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Elise. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Talladega, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Babyz
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Babyz. I am never married other african woman with kids from Talladega, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Justcallmejess
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-42
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Devan
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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Livia
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am an outgoing, hopelessly optimistic, classy-yet-fun-loving person with many interests and hobbies. I exercise and lift weights regularly. I also love to sing (i.e. recovering karaoke addict) and dance, but I don’t find myself enjoying the bar scene as much as I did a few years ago. While I still enjoy the occasional night on the town, I now seem to prefer game night with friends, hosting dinner parties at my house and organizing friendly, low-key get-togethers. I'm very happy with my life, and happy with who I am. I'm very self-sufficient (i.e. I'm not looking for a guy to take care of me - rather, someone I can share interests or activities with and grow close to). I'm ready to be swept off my feet by an intelligent gentleman who can make me laugh, who can become my best friend, and who can hold his own in any conversation; I’m looking for someone who will never stop trying to win me over, even once he already has…-5 type work schedule (but schedule is not necessarily a deal-breaker). I'm also pretty tall (5'8" barefoot and ~5'11" in high heels!), so height can't be something that bothers you. 10 Extremely Random Reasons You Should Ask Me on a Date, in no particular order: ***I can write backwards in cursive. You know you are dying to see this. 9) I have a great sense of direction and can read a map like a champ. 8) I would be a great addition to your zombie apocalypse team: for example, I know how to preserve and can foods, make soap, knit, and sew. 7) I sing to my dogs. They prefer Motown hits from the 50s and 60s. They have great taste. 6) I am financially independent. I don’t have kids. I am physically fit. Wait, that’s 3 reasons…5) I hate chick flicks. You’ll never have to suffer through another one with me!??4) I can cook things you probably can’t pronounce. 3) I know whether the punctuation should go on the inside or outside of parentheses. 2) I own a shotgun, 3 sewing machines, and food processor. I am proficient with all of them. 1) I am not only literate, but I can compose impeccable limericks when the mood strikes.
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Adelphie
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Strait nd to the point..If u can't stand by what you claim, keep it moving. If you tryna run game, keep it moving. If you aint real, Imma show you the door. Nd if you looking for, well, you know - I don't need it. Not hard to find that...but I want more. I have no room in my life for any of that, and will catch you quicker than you think...I get paid to read people. I love to make people smile, and know how to treat a man, make him feel like a king...as long as you make me feel like a queen If you think you can handle me, well...take a shot. It's whatever. Open Minded...
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Candie
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a warm and friendly girl that likes to do a number of different things.-between the two. Well almost, Im sure there are things that off the top of my head I would prefer to skip out on. Right now I am a Processor for title and escrow and Im hating it. I am looking into stating up school again for a short time to become an OT assistant. Im looking forward to this new field since I believe it will fit my nurturing personality and tie in to my night job of teaching dance. I am a twin and love my family very much! I would love to hear from men that are good and honest. I enjoy someone that has a go get em personality. Someone that is a leader. A good sense of humor would be great! I love to laugh and I try to make others laugh as well. I am a religious girl so would like to find someone that is God fearing as well. If you wrote "none religious" in your profile you better explain because I will not reply.
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Marla
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I'm a jeans and t-shirt, wings and beer kinda girl. I'm not into fancy dinners or going to extravagant places. I like to hang out at home or go to the movies. I enjoy going out to the bars but prefer the low key ones. If I could pick one place to live it would be somewhere warm, near a beach. I would choose something electronic over jewelry any day. I can be girly but usually enjoy being laid back. I'm willing to try new things. I enjoy traveling. I love to laugh and have fun. I'm sarcastic and can take a joke. Not sure how to describe what I'm looking for, but I'll know it when I find it.
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Maryam
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I have a great life -- friends, family, experiences. But I think sharing that life would be even more fun. I am looking for a man I can connect with, who gets my sarcasm and thinks it's witty, who is as comfortable in the middle of a big party as he is eating dinner at home watching Homeland, who is generally a happy person, and who is as excited about spending time with me as I am about spending time with him. So, about me: I like to laugh -- a lot.-- finding new places I've never been. I am an enthusiastic golfer...for 13 maybe 14 holes, then I'm pretty much done, though I promise to be a sport for the last several. I am expressive - it's not hard to pick up on what I'm thinking - I've learned this is a trait that is both amazing and horrifying, all at the same time. I'm fiercely loyal. My family rocks - we are close, and I so enjoy spending time with them. I love traveling; I want to do it so much more. I like to cook, but I admit I eat out most meals. If a friend asked me to watch their baby or their pet, I'd take the baby -- I find kids incredibly cute and entertaining, and they don't make me sneeze. I love good conversation. I like great wine and cold beers. Flip flops and sneaks are way more comfortable than heels, but I tend to choose the latter when I get dressed on a weekday morning. I'm good about working out regularly. I have a strong weakness for Haagen Daaz Caramel Cone ice cream. (The relationship between those last two points is not lost on me.) I'm a sucker for good spelling. My secret dream job would be a dancer - that hasn't changed since I was 12. I received the best compliment of my life recently: that I was "incredibly kind." Dunkin Donuts tastes way better Starbucks. I make a few New Year's Resolutions each year...and actually keep them. I'm up for anything new, old, fun, random, wacky, laid-back, or adventurous. If I HAD to be the one picking, maybe I'd say say grab drinks at a bar. Could be a sports bar. Could be a karoake bar. Could be a beach bar. Could be a bar at a nice restaurant. How's that?
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Justa
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I hate things like this because I never know where to start and there are other avenues to talk about yourself.C. pursuing degrees in Social Work, Sociology and Psychology (A long story how I got to that point). I am obsessed with baseball and I go to as many games as I can. There are many things that make me unique but, all of that can be covered in a conversation. I am not mysterious but, I am one of those people who will keep you on your toes and make you want to get to know me more. I have really lived and I'm excited to see what happens on here. I'm open to anything... BUT big points if we go to a baseball game (or any sports events) OR a bar that has shuffleboard/darts/billiards. :)