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MattCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Matt. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ZippyCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Zippy. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MatthewCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hi, I am looking for a great women to have a great time with and see how it goes,i am happy and stable with my life right now just want a great girl to share it with, want to know more just ask. Anything fun, dinner minature golf,
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Robertflack45JCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-54
Hi! My name is Robertflack45J. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AthelstanCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
When I love, I love very hard that means showing affection, spending quality time. I believe the simplest things can go a very long way. I look for someone who isn’t afraid to show affection.
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JasonCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Let it be known that I loathe laughter. It makes me SO ANGRY! When someone is having a good laugh I just *** compelled to PUNCH them in throat and then kick them in the JUNK. This makes me smile and giggle...which only pisses ME off and then I have to punch MYSELF in the throat and kick myself in the junk. Then no one is happy, and that is good, and when I say good I mean BAD.I despise travelling. My idea of a good vacation is drawing a chalk circle around myself, and NEVER leaving it. I just stand there and GLARE at everyone passing by.Kids? What the heck is up with THOSE? Don't people know where they come from? Seriously....it's like eeewwwww, please wash your hands after touching them. I sure don't have a couple of them myself! If I was a Jedi I would be called DARTH SANE, because I would be that INsane. Yeah, you had better stay away!!! Which MEANS that no, you can't use me as your personnel loofah! Seriously, what is THE matter with YOU! I think people aren't so bad. You just need to know how to cook them, the right spices and herbs and they are delicious. Vegetables???? Don't y'all know that is a big conspiracy to trick you to eat less people? One needs their daily dose of GRIT. Pets are good to have around when u RUN out of people...I am SO LAZY that it causes physical pain, which i love. And when i say love I mean hate, but i love that also. I don't do stairs, I either roll down them, or wait for some foolish Good Samaritan to CARRY me up them. Sometimes I wait a long time cause I am dirty. Showers and teeth brushing is unsafe, cause if you are clean you will taste better and other people will want to eat you. And that is bad, and when I say bad I mean GOOD....no wait, that one IS really bad. So when is say BAD I do mean BAD. Got it? Good.Let me get this straight girlfriend, you want me to hold you IN my arms and kiss you on the lips? Oh geez...seriously? Are you TRYING to repulse me and make me feel ill? I would much rather do something that I don't HATE, and by hate I mean LOVE.Even death doesn't want to be MY friend. Which I am okay with because he is actually a tall, skinny, pretentious snob. He is always like " I am here to take your soul" and I am all like " Can't you ever talk about ANYTHING else? Just shut up already!". Like really....Finally, one of the best parts of being evil is that I can end a ranting monologue with abundant evil laughter....ready? Here goes....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA......MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha ...... I will take you somewhere so we can use our eyes for glaring, our fists for punching, and our feet for kicking. Yeah, you know you want to!
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ClemmieCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I was on this site about 6 years ago and met someone but that ended so I thought I would give it another try. I am kind of shy and quiet, but if you get to know me I don't think you will be disappointed. I have 2 kids aged 8 and 11 who live with their mom. I have them over 1 or 2 days a week on my days off. I Enjoy camping, traveling and music. I like Rock, classic rock, heavy metal and alternative music. Been to many concerts and really enjoy them. I work full time as a nurse and really enjoy my job. I am interested in meeting people to date or hang out with, but am certainly open to a long term relationship if I meet the right person. I am not a player. Would love to chat with you. Meet for coffee or a drink. Maybe a walk on the beach and go from there.
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CalebCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I love to hunt fish lift weights I am a kind guy I love wiman I believe they are beautiful I love 70s 80 s music I am great with kids love to go see movies like to play board games.ladys please don't hurt me ,great heart ,I do fall for a beautiful woman very easy maby go see a movie or go out to eat and talk
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Sperlman2DCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
Hi! My name is Sperlman2D. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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FisherCenter Valley
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
It’s been an hour since I’m staring at this blank screen, which can only mean two things: I have nothing interesting to say or I’m more complicated than I thought I am. I’ll be optimistic, like I always am, and go with the second. So, with that in mind, let’s keep this breezy and save something for the first date.What I do: Quite a lot, apparently. Turns out I’m driven and pretty good at setting career and self-development goals. I’m chasing a lot of carrots but at least they all point in the same direction, so that makes staying on track relatively easy. Without getting into too much detail about my job, I think it is the best in the world and everybody, except maybe astronauts, should totally envy me. Not quite as nail biting as brain surgery, I’m sure, but I seldom, if ever, have a bad day at work. On a somewhat related note, I always draw/sketch/doodle something, I love it and I constantly want to get better at it.Who I am: Ready for a long list of platitudes? Here goes: I love to laugh (who doesn't?), I’m simple (you mean boring?), comfortable with myself (lazy), ambitious (workaholic), calm (emotionally dead), genuine (oh God, there's smoke coming from my keyboard!), a bit sarcastic (no s..t, Sherlock!), all in all, a really balanced individual (undecided).Whom I want: I want somebody who matches me. Shocking, I know. But seriously, if you’re funny, active, independent and can take a tease with a smile, chances are we’re going to get along great. Also, there's a huge world out there and I love to travel, so hopefully you'll join me in my next adventures.That’s it for me for the time being. If you’re still reading this and you’re thinking “Yesssss!”, I say go for it. We are just one ***
