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Richard
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
***I have tried uploading photos on this site, both from my computer and phone. The photo on here is the ONLY one the site will display. *** Does anybody want a relationship anymore - you know, things like holding hands, cuddling, doing things (besides sex) together, or have all the a**holes out there destroyed it for those of us who want that? I'm on here for one reason - to find ONE special person to be in a relationship with. I'm not looking for a f**k buddy, ***, or endless e-mails and IM's. If that's what you want, please move to the next profile.A few words about me - I'm kind of shy, but once I get to know you, I open up. I'm quite witty and have a good sense of humor. I have no problem laughing at myself. I am known to be a smartass, but it's all in fun. I would never intentionally hurt someone. That being said, I am quite intelligent and can carry on a decent conversation about just about anything. I am not perfect, who in this world is? I do work out and yes, the time is measured in hours, not minutes per week. I'm just not religious about it. A lot of it has to do with my schedule. It would be nice to find someone that would enjoy going to the gym together though. Not in a competitive way, just things are more fun with someone else.I am more of a home body than a clubber or bar rat. I would much rather sit outside and listen to nature (even the geese on the pond behind my building that really need to get themselves a clock) than what passes for music these days. I like music, mostly older stuff from the 50's and 60's up until about early 90's. Yup, I even listen to country, but tend to lean more towards country-rock than the old twangy stuff. I like to cook, and actually think I'm ok at it. Well, at least I haven't poisoned myself yet and if I cook for you, you'll have to sign a waiver of liability before we eat (my attorney made me put that in). Believe it or not, I like doing housework. Well, almost all house work. I hate dusting as my black and glass furniture will attest too (what was I thinking?). I would gladly help with the housework, even doing the dishes.I am a romantic at heart. I love candles and burn them quite often, even if it's just me around. (Who am I kidding, my animal 'kids' couldn't care less about them) Buying flowers or gifts for no reason is important to me. I like to let you know that I'm thinking about you. I am very affectionate and not afraid to show it. I am kind and don't like violence of any kind. I am a good listener and try to help those around me in anyway I can, even if it's just a shoulder to cry on. I don't have any human children, just my 2 cats and my bird. Yes, cats and birds can live together, you just have to have a bird that's bigger than the cats. I like to cuddle up on the couch and watch a good movie over most TV shows on now. I don't care too much for reality TV. I don't really watch a lot of tv, but when I do, it's usually some science related stuff (History, Science or Discovery Channels). I like All seasons for different reasons. I like the fall because the leaves are changing and it's colorful. I like the summer because that's the best time to do outdoor things like swimming or fishing. I like spring because you see the first color after all the white (well, more accurately mud around here) after winter and thunderstorms. I love thunderstorms! I like winter because I'm one of the few people that live in Chicagoland that actually likes snow and doesn't mind the cold. I like to take walks, but again, they are better with someone. I like holding hands, cuddling and kissing, so you must like these things as well.As I stated above, I am not perfect. I do not have the perfect abs or the perfect body, but if you want someone who will treat you right, never put you down, or ***, and will be there to support you no matter what, look no further. You'll find I'm everything I've said I am and more, but you have to invest the time to get to know me. Open for anything - let's meet for coffee or a drink and take it from there.
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Murdo
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ok, I know I need a few more pics of myself, but perhaps you and I can work on that if life takes us a bit further.Just started mountain biking again, and am loving it. Getting fit, toned, and maybe that will help to learn snowboarding a bit more this winter. Any good coaches/partners out there perhaps?Used to be in Pilates for years, and just took it up again as I felt it was more functional that yoga.?I generally listen to a wide variety of music except rap or classical, or folksy hippie-stuff.Would love to have a partner to go camping, road-tripping, wine/beer tasting, island-hopping, running, hiking etc with.Looking for someone that appreciates being respected and cared for, and who smiles a lot. Into a healthier lifestyle, but doesn't feel that they have to live it ***.If you think this profile peaks your interest, then I would love to hear from you! Don't be shy :) food fight, water fight, patio hopping, comedy club, cycling adventure, berry picking
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Philip
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I refuse to lay down lines of descriptive brevity, I cannot be summed up, contained, boxed out in ***characters. Nor can you. Why settle for tenacious texts, shopped selfies, the push to publish your profile. Your best face forward...I can promise, however, letters of absurdity, excessive alliteration, purple patches and dulcet indulgence. Maybe a shot of my six pack in the bathroom mirror. Now we're getting to know one another. Connection verified and broadbanded about.Until we meet, these ships pass through the night unnoticed, the plenty of fish below be damned, trolling with rod unreal.But these are modern times. And I digress...It is so nice to meet you.Let's not do this here, anywhere but here, I'll swim an ocean if it will save me another quick message, pixelled roses pending. This is the digital dancefloor, nothing but make-up and borrowed moves. And so we tango...under monitor's singular glow, hoping to one day look you in the eye. Interface. And such.