Singles in Oaklyn, NJ

Mildredd

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

I am a 100% normal girl! Hard to imagine when you are online dating right? I am athletic, intelligent and I try to always think about the bigger things life! I have a great job, great family, and great friends. I love hanging out on the weekends with my friends and enjoying the Cali life in full! I am looking for a legit guy who is living the same kind of life:-) Oh yeah, and Stoli Blueberry Vodka with Sprite and a Lime is my absolute favorite drink, don't forget! Not looking for anything freaky, so please don't message me anything weird! I am easy, but not literally;-)

Catarina

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

Hello, I'm a single mom with a beautiful four year old daughter. I work part-time and also attend Yavapai college for my associates in Health Information Technology. I'm very easy going and have a huge heart. Not sure what else to put here, if you have any questions feel free to message me. Meet up for a coffee or dinner.

Hildegarde

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

Uhhh...I am really sarcastic. My friends would tell you I'm funny, if I paid them enough. I REFUSE to " lol ", it feels completely unnatural to me (and reminds me of the old dial-up days of AOL for some reason...). Sushi is overrated. I enjoy writing strongly worded letters and "stickin' it to The Man" when I can. (One of my MANY useful but nevertheless unmarketable skills...). I enjoy being creative and original. I'd consider myself spontaneous...as long as I know ahead of time. (Seriously, how else will I know what shoes to wear?) I really, really, REALLY love my dog. :)The following section is just my senseless ranting about this website and the people who use it...you. Written in 20 or so minutes after being on here for a week. Read at your own risk.Ohhhhh the pages I could write on all the rediculous things I've found over and over again in your profiles... Here are some of my favorites:1. Your Headline reads something like: "Insert clever headline here". WOW! HAHAHA! SO CLEVER! Ummmmm, No. I must see that headline on at least 20% of profiles. But thanks for pointing out your lack of originality and laaaaame sense of humor.2. You leave your entire Description and Interests sections blank, save for something like, "I really hate describing myself. Anything you want to know just ask. I'm an open book" or "I have way too many interests to list". How the hell do you expect some stranger to even begin to ask you anything when she knows literally nothing about you? Even if there's a picture of you surfing..."Uhhh so you surf? Yeah. Cool. Uhhhhh..." Okay, good talk. Goooood talk.3. Copy & Paste ***? ;/ Do you think we can't tell? When your initial contact consists of you blabbering on about all your interests (which by the way HAS a place, in your Interests section!!!) and some ambiguous compliment clearly having nothing to do with anything specific to MY profile ***you're obviously waiting for statistics to work in your favor... If 1 out of every 1 million girls respond positively to this lazy and insincere pick-up attempt, then gosh darnit, you've got a buttload of *** send! ~~"So you're sayin' there's a chance...?!"4. Your pictures. Ohhh man this needs its own section in my rant... ~You have 1 or 2 pictures total... Over the course of one's lifetime I am sure that every ugly mofo has had at least 3 deceptively decent looking photos taken of them. And then 100's more that show what they ACTUALLY look like. So pick a couple of those and throw em up there. ~Why do so many of you guys take pictures IN the driver's seat of your car?! I just don't get it... ~ People take pictures of themselves in the bathroom because there is a mirror in there... I honestly don't see what the big deal is. So GET OVER IT! And quit talking shmack about what every other guy does on meetville. How do you even know anyway...? (Plus mirror pics make a lot more sense than in a car...) ~IF you do take a mirror pic, please be smarter than the mirror... If you move your head and/or body and/or phone a little bit I PROMISE there are literally endless combinations of ways to stand that don't require your ENTIRE FACE be blocked out by your phone. But again, thanks for pointing out your dreadful lack of intelligence right-off-the-bat.5. Content: Okay, clearly a lot of you "easy-going" and "laid back" fellas are into "anything outdoors" but you "are also cool with just staying in".....? But seriously, why can't I find any profiles mentioning how much you like laughing and having fun?! Personally, I hate fun of all sorts. Especially laughing. (that was of course...what? That's right. Sarcasm***last thing then I'm done...If you claim to not care about something and thus refuse to discuss it (ahem...religion or politics), this does NOT make you "open-minded". It pretty much makes you the opposite actually.Have an AWESOME day retards! ;D I like surprises... ;D ...and flying kites!

Carri

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

If the first thing that pops into your head is 'hellllooooo nurse'.. Then please don't bother. If you can't stand the sight of blood or hearing stories of real life situations.. Please don't bother. If you can comprehend these things, and still maintain a positive overall attitude.. Please message me Surprise me!

Adam

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-38

Hi! My name is Adam. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Oaklyn, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Ariadne

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

I'm very independent, down to earth, classy type female. I have a low tolerance for liars, pimps, players, macks! So don't even try me, I'm no fool. If you can't keep it real then move on to the next profile. I have no time for bullshit. I hold my own, and come with my own everything. I expect you to as well. I'm not on here for a meal ticket, just to make new friends, and if we click we can go from there.

Friendlytaurus

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: woman. In age: 29-42

Hi! My name is Friendlytaurus. I am never married spiritual but not religious african woman with kids from Oaklyn, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Pabirdsongvq

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Man. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: woman. In age: 40-58

Hi! My name is Pabirdsongvq. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Oaklyn, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Ivangoldyjy

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 19-41

Hi! My name is Ivangoldyjy. I am separated spiritual but not religious hispanic man without kids from Oaklyn, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

May

• Oaklyn

• New Jersey
• United States

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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31

Hi! My name is May. I am never married catholic african woman without kids from Oaklyn, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.