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Woman. 21 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Ashley. I am never married spiritual but not religious white woman without kids from Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Sarah. I am never married spiritual but not religious white woman without kids from Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-50
Hi! My name is Bigheart. I am never married other white woman without kids from Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Looking for an attractive, successful man who has a good sense of humor and is trustworthy. I like cats, my friends, and wine.I work almost every day and have little time to search for the right guy, but am optimistic in finding a great guy eventually.P.S. I know, after one message, if I will want to get to know you, so don't keep messaging me if I don't respond. I hate creepers. Dinner and drinks downtown or Broadripple
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an instant message! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will ignore your messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in 2010 you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
HI, are you looking for a quiet girl, that loves to have fun and enjoys being out with friends and family. If so, you have found her. I enjoy spending time with friends and family. My favourite type of music is country and pop. If this at all interests you, please contact me.
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I am the girl that thinks she has all the answers but I know I really don't. I love a challenge and don't like when things are just handed to me. Everything in life should be earned or it isn't worth it. I am family oriented and would do anything for someone I care about. I tend to put others before myself but that isn't necessarily so bad. I love being outside and summer is definitely my favorite season. I'm looking for a guy that isn't going to play mind games because I don't have time for that. I am not looking to settle down anytime soon, I just want to find someone I can get along with. Personality is a very big thing for me and I am always looking for a good laugh. Message me if you want to know more.
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I enjoy haveing fun i am 23 years old and i recently found out i have 6mo to 2 years left to live. I have cancer but ud never be able to tell.i just got out relationship abusive 3 year relationship so now i just want to smile and have fun i wanna feel the love like i love i wanna be spoiled i just wanna smile and see the world be fore i go
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
I hate politics. I prefer my own rules, and I tend to break even those. I'm charming, and my wicked sense of humor distracts most people. I don't smile, I smirk.I am a dog person.I LOVE football.I am really good at the running man. After a few seconds of warming up of course.I'm intelligent, but use it more towards jerk tendencies, I show my love the tough way.I have an awful addiction to coca cola.I do have tattoos.I prefer liquor over beer.I'm a Saints fan.I hate hospitals. Won't go, even when I'm profusely bleeding.I'm a little rough around the edges, but I do it in a studly adorable way.I am an ISFP, for those of you that know what that is.I would not want to form a partnership with an architect who has only a little knowledge of building, or a broker who has a limited knowledge of the stock market. Still, we form what we hope to be permanent relationships in love with people who have hardly any knowledge of what love is. They equate love with sex, attraction, need, security, romance, attention, and a thousand similar things. Certainly love is all of these, and yet none of these things.So most of us never learn to love at all. We play at love, imitate lovers, treat love as a game. Is it any wonder so many of us are dying of loneliness, feel anxious and unfulfilled, even in seemingly close relationships, and are always looking elsewhere for something more which we feel must certainly be there.Its simply this. The limitless potential of love within each person is eager to be recognized, waiting to be developed, and yearning to grow.Its never to late to learn anything for which you have potential. If you want to learn to love, then you must start the process of finding out what it is, what qualities make up a loving person and how these are developed. Each person has the potential for love. But potential is never realized without work. This does not mean pain. Love, especially, is learned best in wonder, in joy, in peace, and in living.Follow me on Instagram for pictures of my adorable dog and various things. Tarebear323 Wish I had a treehouse. Totally kick it sandlot style and make smores in a treehouse.