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ReginoldDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
To start. Well, I'm a pretty easy going and very social guy. I treat everyone with respect, though I am very sarcastic. One of the greatest moments of my life is when I met my life-long friends. I have danced the Macarena and for that I am ashamed, I will not do it anymore. I think a great way to get laid in a bar is to walk up to the free condom bowl and go "damn, no magnums!" Then follow that by saying "I would buy some at the store, but they never have change for a $***bill, and that's all I ever have in my wallet." I still think the lead singer from the band "A-Ha" is hot. I have a pretty darn good job that I love! Go figure! If I had it to do all over again, I think I would have wanted to be a back up singer for "Abba." Other than that, life is generally pretty good. I'm a pretty optimistic guy and I'm very proud that most people who know me will tell you what a good guy I am. I know what it takes to be a good friend and I strive to be that to everyone. I'm kind of "settled," but I know how to have a good time too! Anyway, if it sounds interesting, drop me a note. And really- I could have been a major League Baseball player. The only thing that held me back was a lack of talent. .. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trumpet playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a glass of water I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. A first date would depend on the person and our common interest(s). Usually a first date for me is dinner or just coffee on relaxing afternoon to talk and get to know each other.
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TiffDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-38
Hi! My name is Tiff. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SexygirlDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Sexygirl. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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CarlyDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Carly. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TempestloveDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Tempestlove. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AschcDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-59
Hi! My name is Aschc. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LaneDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
If I share all here now, what will we have to talk later? I am an open book. You need only show interest in the topic and the story will be read to you. I am an Aries, please do your homework! Connecting is all important for me. I am seeking someone who responds to the fact that I enjoy the reassurance of physical contact and emotional sharing, but whom is willing to help keep dependency in check in the relationship so that we do not lose our identities as individuals and whose character is deserving of my loyalty and affection.Get to know me and find out what a great catch I am. I won't waste your time if you don't waste mine.I have the common sense that affords me the ability to do whatever it is I wish to do and do it very well. Think 'Jack of all trades' and you will have a clearer understanding. Or maybe you recall the TV series The Pretender? There really is nothing I cannot accomplish once I know the parameters. Unlike many, I do not fear failing for I always take away more knowledge and experience than having done nothing at all.Although I would prefer to be on a secluded lake away from mayhem, I do appreciate what City living has to offer; museums, theatre, fine dining and live entertainment. I would not go as far to say that camping is my passion but I do prefer rugged over luxury. The smell of bacon and coffee over a campfire is an aphrodisiac for me. Two men, one sleeping bag. It's all about survival! If you have read this far I owe it to you to share that I am healthy POZ. Clear mind, healthy soul, happy heart.If you are fearful, educate yourself. I did! If you are reckless, please block my profile.I have taken the time to get to know me, perhaps you should as well. A walk thru the museum of art and history.Lunch in the park. An evening cuddled together.Paragliding off the Point.I'm low key and prefer the simple pleasures in life, spontaneous and unpretentious.Lasagna. Fried okra. Key lime pie.Red wine. Dark beer. Tequila.(apparently I am not clear. The above are my favorite weaknesses.) Be well, be happy, be grateful.
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DarrindakotaDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Darrindakota. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DdDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
I love horror movie and eating sushi. I also have the face of a bitch but I'm super nice.
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MaryDerby
- Kansas
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Mary. I am never married other hispanic woman without kids from Derby, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
