• North Babylon
• New York
• United States

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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-21

Hi! My name is Brandonciejka. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from North Babylon, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• North Babylon
• New York
• United States

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Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32

Hi I am recent college grad. I love to play soccer. I played and coached soccer for my college and it was truly ***the best experiences in my life. I just moved back from the mountains and really miss my mountain sports. I Just moved back to the area after being away for several years and a lot has changed around here.

• North Babylon
• New York
• United States

Online

Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30

Short version: tl;dr message me or you know, don't.Long Version:I am a red head. Stop, take a deep breath, it will be okay. I promise it is not contagious. Now then:I started this by asking a friend to describe me. They called me an ass so I hit them and promptly decided to get off my lazy ass, not give you the whole "I hate to write about me..." song and dance and chose to write this cluster **** of information.There are some people in this world blessed with the ability to talk about anything and everything with no real thought process. Many people call this "small talk." However there are other people, like myself, who are blessed with the ability to spew out roughly 7- This in my case usually fades in anywhere from a few minutes to a few days. Things happen, you've been warned. I am ridiculously blunt, honest, politically incorrect and really have no filter. I just can not seem to justify sugar coating anything. I make almost anything a joke and find it difficult to take myself seriously. I am not above making a "that's what she said" comment nor am I above using a cheesy pickup line (fat penguin anyone?) in an attempt to get no more than a smile. That being said I am not immature, I just live my life on the lighter side to help keep sanity with the things that occur. My "care cup™" is empty ( *** ~~ See not a damn thing) for many things, people worry too much. If you are an English major/teacher/grammar-Nazi you are freaking out over how many times I started a sentence with, "I" versus varying my sentence structure.Sarcasm is more of a way of life for me. I have never once had a bad idea, just good ideas that have gone terribly, terribly wrong. I also smell amazing every day, what can I say. Something about Ice Wind and Freedom is just invigorating. According to my soap I have swagger, whatever that is.Alright so the boring nitty-gritty (Something about that word makes in impossible to type or say with class)... I graduated with a Bachelors of Science in Business Information Systems Technology and also have an Associates Degree in Liberal Arts. I know bad ass, right? I now spend every day living the dream, more specifically working full time. I love my career for a variety of reasons so really I see no reason to change it. It pays well, I have benefits and there is a large amount of room to grow. A day at work for me is like an R rated version of The Office meets the movie Waiting (minus full frontal nudity). I code/web design for hobby (yeah who knew). I love to play video games as apparently I sometimes feel like I am 13. No this does not mean I sit on my ass in a dark room never knowing the light of day, it means when I have free time and nothing else going on I love to sit my ass in front of a TV or computer and enjoy myself. I am also writing a Book with a friend based on a blog we totally intend to start, super top secret though (pro-tip: not that secret).Remember people this is the internet, sometimes certain rules stop applying. Seriously, I am all for chivalry and I will open the sh*t out of doors for you. You want to sit down? BAM magically a chair right there. I'll take your coat and I'll give it back. You being a little forward and sending the first message doesn't hurt to start though. I am pretty creative. And by creative I mean you should probably like mini golf, walks at night (did you forget I am a soulless ginger? Again it will all be okay), dinner or something else non serious. If we're too formal I will lose my mind and you wont get to know me. Keep it light and relaxed. Let's be honest here, the first date will probably be an awkward train wreck. That said, I can promise you won't end up in the trunk of my car at the end of the day so kudos for that.