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Amaria
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I dont` know what I am doing on this site.I was online looking for porn when I came across it.I liked the blue colour of the pages,so I decided to write on them.(Seems everyone else does.)So a little about me..lets` see.I am not very attractive,to start off.As a matter of fact you could call me ugly with a capital"U".I am told that I am not what you might call ambitious.Some even call me lazy.Most of my money goes on beer and hookers come to think of it.I am a nice guy.A guy you could bring home to meet your family.I would b real nice to them..Another good thing about me is that when you get home from a hard days work,I will be right there to take that pay cheque off your hands so you dont have to worry about it.I spend a lot of time sitting around figuring out how I can spend even more time sitting around.For fun I like to hang around the walking trails and wait for old people to come by so I can jump out and scare them silly.On Saturday nights,my friends and I get drunk and chasse bullfrogs around with lights and big sticks.On Sundays we throw them at passing cars.When we meet for the first time,chances are I will ask ya for a loan,and chances are,I wont` pay it back..cuz after all I spend all my money on beer and hookers.I dont` know what I am doing on this site.I was online looking for porn when I came across it.I liked the blue colour of the pages,so I decided to write on them.(Seems everyone else does.)So a little about me..lets` see.I am not very attractive,to start off.As a matter of fact you could call me ugly with a capital"U".I am told that I am not what you might call ambitious.Some even call me lazy.Most of my money goes on beer and hookers come to think of it.I am a nice guy.A guy you could bring home to meet your family.I would b real nice to them..Another good thing about me is that when you get home from a hard days work,I will be right there to take that pay cheque off your hands so you dont have to worry about it.I spend a lot of time sitting around figuring out how I can spend even more time sitting around.For fun I like to hang around the walking trails and wait for old people to come by so I can jump out and scare them silly.On Saturday nights,my friends and I get drunk and chasse bullfrogs around with lights and big sticks.On Sundays we throw them at passing cars.When we meet for the first time,chances are I will ask ya for a loan,and chances are,I wont` pay it back..cuz after all I spend all my money on beer and hookers.FYI..all above is a joke.****************************************************I like to laugh and make others laugh.As a matter of fact,if being around me doesnt` make ya laugh,then maybe you might be...Oh never mind.lolI am very outgoing and get along with almost anyone.I guess I would discribe myself as a normal,happy man.I am honest,ethical,have morals,character and standards.I am hard working and motivated with many goals.I have many hobbies and interests that keep me bussy.I am always active.I work out daily.I like to bike and take long nature walks.I spent a lot of time in and around the water.I enjoy spending time at the cottage.I`m into cooking and gardening.(Yes I did write that.lol)I also like to dance and see a good live band.I like all kinds of music.You could say I`m a "peoples` person".I also love animals,especialy tasty ones. I am an entertainer/media personality who is living out the fantasy of myself and many others.Any woman who dates me must understand that what I do is important to thousands of people.If it wasnt` for thoes people I wouldnt` be living The Dream,and have all that I do in life.I`People are aften surprised at how real and down to earth that I am.I dont` take myself or life too seriously.I dont` think that I`m better then everyone.I give and take credit when due.My life is very happy and I have everything I want out of life,but the love of a good woman.I would like to hear from woman who are funny,happy with life and no drama.That being said..if you have any questions,or just want to say Hello,then drop me a line.I`m easy to talk with..and some say entertaining.lol************************************************************************************* How about you pick me up and we go to McDonalds`where I am rude and forget my wallet.
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Eade
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hey, I am unique man because I am me not trying to be somebody else. Looking for a spontaneous women somebody with good quality isn't that what we are all looking for. In my spare time I enjoy staying active working out, walking, hiking, mountian biking, rollerblading I am also an outdoorsmen big passion of mine is fishing. Well I love music all types of music with a good beat boom boom boom lol. Country that a different story not so much into that. If you like to no more you know what to do. Happy Fishing !!! Something simple like a couple games of pool to get to know each other and see how we hit it off...
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Kyler
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Hello everyone,Looks like I'm back for another go...I've been on this site in the past but was a little shy about the whole internet dating thing. I think I've overcome my phobia and am ready to hit the town with someone I've never met before and hopefully have a good time! As for me, I'm a former pro-athlete (very short lived but I'm trying to impress you right!?!?) and now I work in real estate. Green buildings to be more specific but it will take longer than what I can write in this box to explain it. If you're interested in my profile than I'll let that be your "icebreaker" question...except I probably won't answer it, if or until we meet. I'm sure there are more fun things to talk about! ;-)I consider myself a pretty funny guy, pretty sarcastic most of the time and I'm not afraid of having a good time! I'm into all kinds of music...all kinds of books and all kinds of style. A modern "jack of all trades". In the summer I can't get enough of getting up to the cottage and my 3 year old niece who keeps me out of breath on the trampoline. There is lots more to tell so feel free to ask. I'm an open Kindle! :-)Looking forward to meeting you! Coffee, drinks...I'm up for anything.