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United States, Michigan, Ida

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I dont` know what I am doing on this site.I was online looking for porn when I came across it.I liked the blue colour of the pages,so I decided to write on them.(Seems everyone else does.)So a little about me..lets` see.I am not very attractive,to start off.As a matter of fact you could call me ugly with a capital"U".I am told that I am not what you might call ambitious.Some even call me lazy.Most of my money goes on beer and hookers come to think of it.I am a nice guy.A guy you could bring home to meet your family.I would b real nice to them..Another good thing about me is that when you get home from a hard days work,I will be right there to take that pay cheque off your hands so you dont have to worry about it.I spend a lot of time sitting around figuring out how I can spend even more time sitting around.For fun I like to hang around the walking trails and wait for old people to come by so I can jump out and scare them silly.On Saturday nights,my friends and I get drunk and chasse bullfrogs around with lights and big sticks.On Sundays we throw them at passing cars.When we meet for the first time,chances are I will ask ya for a loan,and chances are,I wont` pay it back..cuz after all I spend all my money on beer and hookers.I dont` know what I am doing on this site.I was online looking for porn when I came across it.I liked the blue colour of the pages,so I decided to write on them.(Seems everyone else does.)So a little about me..lets` see.I am not very attractive,to start off.As a matter of fact you could call me ugly with a capital"U".I am told that I am not what you might call ambitious.Some even call me lazy.Most of my money goes on beer and hookers come to think of it.I am a nice guy.A guy you could bring home to meet your family.I would b real nice to them..Another good thing about me is that when you get home from a hard days work,I will be right there to take that pay cheque off your hands so you dont have to worry about it.I spend a lot of time sitting around figuring out how I can spend even more time sitting around.For fun I like to hang around the walking trails and wait for old people to come by so I can jump out and scare them silly.On Saturday nights,my friends and I get drunk and chasse bullfrogs around with lights and big sticks.On Sundays we throw them at passing cars.When we meet for the first time,chances are I will ask ya for a loan,and chances are,I wont` pay it back..cuz after all I spend all my money on beer and hookers.FYI..all above is a joke.****************************************************I like to laugh and make others laugh.As a matter of fact,if being around me doesnt` make ya laugh,then maybe you might be...Oh never mind.lolI am very outgoing and get along with almost anyone.I guess I would discribe myself as a normal,happy man.I am honest,ethical,have morals,character and standards.I am hard working and motivated with many goals.I have many hobbies and interests that keep me bussy.I am always active.I work out daily.I like to bike and take long nature walks.I spent a lot of time in and around the water.I enjoy spending time at the cottage.I`m into cooking and gardening.(Yes I did write that.lol)I also like to dance and see a good live band.I like all kinds of music.You could say I`m a "peoples` person".I also love animals,especialy tasty ones. I am an entertainer/media personality who is living out the fantasy of myself and many others.Any woman who dates me must understand that what I do is important to thousands of people.If it wasnt` for thoes people I wouldnt` be living The Dream,and have all that I do in life.I`People are aften surprised at how real and down to earth that I am.I dont` take myself or life too seriously.I dont` think that I`m better then everyone.I give and take credit when due.My life is very happy and I have everything I want out of life,but the love of a good woman.I would like to hear from woman who are funny,happy with life and no drama.That being said..if you have any questions,or just want to say Hello,then drop me a line.I`m easy to talk with..and some say entertaining.lol************************************************************************************* How about you pick me up and we go to McDonalds`where I am rude and forget my wallet.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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