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Ninfa, 39
United States, Colorado, Rifle

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About Me

My main hobby WAS comedy. I used to do amatuer stand up and was constantly writing jokes. I am on a hiatus now because my job keeps me exhausted. I work at a school for the blind. I love what I do. The comedy thing was always a dream but things changed when I realized that I don't want to be famous. I would not like to live that life. I hated high school and I hate judgmental people even though we are all a bit judgemental, I hate being judged by what I wear or my haircut. Women who gossip and talk about makeup, recipes, reality TV and shoes all day make me frustrated. I would love to talk about UFOs and why we exist. I have many dreams. One random one is to become a mechanic and open an all girls mechanic shop. I'm a unique person, some say weird but I just hate being a sheep. I live life my own way.Although I am on this sight and want to feel what it is liked to be adored again, I do not want someone who has to be by my side all the time. I aliek my personal time. I was a latch key kid and although I have friends EVERYWHERE and I know quite a bit of people, I like my alone time and do a lot of things by myself by choice and because it has always been that way. I like my own company. I make mysefl laugh. if you don't like silliness, well this wont work. I like silly. I am silly. Hobbies are always such a weird thing to taslk about because I'll do anything that I can afford. My bucket list has always had skydyving on it. I have enjoyed paint ball, skiing , canoeing, camping, traveling, I'm not a perfect body girl but I used to run 5 times a week. I have since taken a break from it due to exhaustion but I love to run. I hike up a mountain by my house on weekends. But want a buddy to go with. If you send me an *** don't respond, don't be hurt. I am either being lazy or found one thing in your profile that makes us VERY incompatible. I'm not picky but I am a handful and although they can be sexy, men who were in the army, navy, esp marines....don't mix well with me. I'm too liberal and anti-war. I can't date some one that doesnt laugh at me. And shy people give me anxiety.I'm a professional coke mule and rain maker. If you think I'm serious about that, you're not my type.I hate describing myself because I think most people on here stretch the truth and leave out stuff I want to know. Ive been described by others as funny, sweet, sexy, cute, silly, understanding, easy to talk to, tenacious, intelligent, neurotic and kooky.I love facial hair on men and I HATE HATE HATE people who don't smile a lot or who have no pics on here with smiles. I LOVE to laugh as much as possible and I crack myself up most of the time.I also like to be hugged but I play tough girl a lot even though I'm a big mushy romantic. BUT I am not into men who are over the top, in your face romantic from the get go. . I love a good talk where you are so focused on the other person that clowns and Xmen could be dancing around you and you would not even notice.You must be funny, educated and a good conversationalist.Do you people even read profiles?Just because I have done stand up comedy for years dont start telling me jokes and try to be funny. It is a HUGE turn off when people try to out funny me on a date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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