• Hudson
• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

1. I drive too fast and it may cause cases of road rage2. I run from my car to my house if its dark out and my outside light is off. Yup.... Still scared of the dark3. I'm the person who says what everybody else is thinking, but nobody wants to say4. If I could live off Fruit Roll Ups, Laffy Taffy and Nerds I totally would. 5. Dude and the F-bomb are an integral part of my vocabulary. Yes I am capable of articulating a thought with out them. Barely. 6. If my life depended on spelling, I would die. Seariesly. Just kidding.... But seriously. What I need in someone.1. A sense of humor!!! Laughter is the best cure for anything!2. A quick wit. I love banter and you have to keep up. 3. Anybody will love the good stuff about you. I'm looking for someone who is going to love the bad stuff too. Nobody is perfect. 4. Do you have a job, a car and a place to live? 5. Honesty. Just tell the truth. What's the worst that can happen? Don't suck and you won't have to worry about it!6. Must accept that I am in no way athletic. :) So.... Why online dating? When you're in your early 20s there seems to be an endless supply of people to meet and hangout with. When you're 30 not so much... I work quite a bit so it's harder to meet people. I still enjoy going out for****ails, but I'm not looking to meet a raging alcoholic in a bar to party with ***. I like to shoot pool and could use some help on my English. It really messes my game up! I also would like to learn to to shoot a gun... Honesty is always the best policy. And I am. Almost to the point of being rude, but I hate BS! A sense of humor is a must and hopefully you can appreciate sarcasm. I think the best way for a relationship to start is as friends. If it turns into something more great if not maybe ill still end up with a new friend. On a final note.... You should also know I am ALWAYS late, everywhere. I get made fun of for it :) PS- if you are over 38 I am probably not interested. If you are over 40 please don't waste either of our time. If you are over 50.... It is never gonna happen!!!!! Don't bother! Something casual. Maybe dinner or a game of pool.

• Hudson
• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

Je suis une femme dynamique qui aime la vie et qui accorde beaucoup dimportance au moment présent. Je recherche un homme qui est autonome financièrement, qui a un bon sens de l'humour.....jadore rire avec mon partenaire. Un homme qui est manuel, qui sait au moins poser une tablette. Qui fait des activités sportives et écoute le hockey "Go Habs Go". Un homme qui est sincère, sur qui je peux mappuyer. Aventurier...qui aime écouter la music...et voir des spectacles. Des soupers..petit verre de vin......movies. Un homme qui parait bien.....un homme qui n'a pas peur du ridicule. Un homme qui a des valeurs familiales.....qui aime les soirées entre amis à la maison. Un homme qui met son téléphone en veille lorsqu'il est avec moi. On verra....une sortie sûrement

• Hudson
• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

I'm a single mommy looking to get out and meet some new people. Recently seperated a few months ago and just need to get out and let my hair down! (i am not bitter or angry) relationship was long overdue to end) ilove music and dancing. Enjoy sports and pretty much anything outside. Love spending time with my children. I enjoy attending sporting events and playing them. I'm a little loud and very outgoing. Most people think i am pretty funny. So if you are quiet and boring I will pass. Also i think teeth are very important (that will br a deal breaker) Thanks for checking out my profile :-) Meet for a drink and see if there is any chemistry. If there is maybe dinner or another drink. If there isn't, nice to meet u and go our seperate ways. Really simple. Lol