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Nelda, 31

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About Me

1. I drive too fast and it may cause cases of road rage2. I run from my car to my house if its dark out and my outside light is off. Yup.... Still scared of the dark3. I'm the person who says what everybody else is thinking, but nobody wants to say4. If I could live off Fruit Roll Ups, Laffy Taffy and Nerds I totally would. 5. Dude and the F-bomb are an integral part of my vocabulary. Yes I am capable of articulating a thought with out them. Barely. 6. If my life depended on spelling, I would die. Seariesly. Just kidding.... But seriously. What I need in someone.1. A sense of humor!!! Laughter is the best cure for anything!2. A quick wit. I love banter and you have to keep up. 3. Anybody will love the good stuff about you. I'm looking for someone who is going to love the bad stuff too. Nobody is perfect. 4. Do you have a job, a car and a place to live? 5. Honesty. Just tell the truth. What's the worst that can happen? Don't suck and you won't have to worry about it!6. Must accept that I am in no way athletic. :) So.... Why online dating? When you're in your early 20s there seems to be an endless supply of people to meet and hangout with. When you're 30 not so much... I work quite a bit so it's harder to meet people. I still enjoy going out for****ails, but I'm not looking to meet a raging alcoholic in a bar to party with ***. I like to shoot pool and could use some help on my English. It really messes my game up! I also would like to learn to to shoot a gun... Honesty is always the best policy. And I am. Almost to the point of being rude, but I hate BS! A sense of humor is a must and hopefully you can appreciate sarcasm. I think the best way for a relationship to start is as friends. If it turns into something more great if not maybe ill still end up with a new friend. On a final note.... You should also know I am ALWAYS late, everywhere. I get made fun of for it :) PS- if you are over 38 I am probably not interested. If you are over 40 please don't waste either of our time. If you are over 50.... It is never gonna happen!!!!! Don't bother! Something casual. Maybe dinner or a game of pool.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Reena

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    ... He will be the one to decide...

  • Babe

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I not here because I'm desperate... I don't think I'm better than others... just different.I don’t like most guys, but… I am not interested in most guys and besides perhaps that what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all more special.I am between VA and PA all year round with my jobs. I am a travel coordinator for celebrities and pro sport teams, I am also a public relations for race car drivers, dirt track drivers, and monster trucks.Let's face it.. insurance is expensive - I'm just looking for someone to meet and put me on their plan... lol - JOKING!I'd rather be with a guy who has big dreams and no money than a guy with no dreams and big money.Treat her like a princess... *** her like a pornstar!Why do men my age look 20 years older than I do?!?Simply... I am looking for a good man, who still knows what traditional values are... I'm sorry I don't date anyone with kids, no judgement - just not my thing... I do not have time for games... so if you lie, cheat or just wanna play... been there done that... got my t-shirt... Let me tell you what I'm NOT looking for... NO - I don't want to have a threesome, NO - I don't care how many inches you got and it's none of your business if I can handle it, NO - I don't want a one night stand, NO - I do not believe you're with "seal team six" and don't just send me your cell phone and ask me to text you, won't happen. Let's see where this goes first.... =)

  • Ally

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Giving this another shot. A little about me I am Italian and Irish, a big movie and tv buff am very goofy once you get to know me. I am looking for a genuine, honest funny man who can carry on a conversation and is a good kisser lol. Anything else you would like to know just ask :)SIDE NOTE: I get that my chest may be a reason ur talking to me. I am not dumb. But get over it. If its the first thing u say I will block u or *** I am not naked or in a bra in the mirror pics its to show what I look like. I am not a rude person but it is getting annoying to keep getting ur boobs are huge blah blah blah and duh I know lol Something simple to see if we click

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