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JacobOnline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I live in Drumheller and am not as crazy about dinosaurs as you'd think. I find them very annoying and the get in the way while I'm driving on the sidewalks. When I get out of this wheel chair I can run for mayor and get all the dinosaurs locked up in cages for public display only.My hobbies include kicking dogs, helping junior high kids cheat on tests by sitting next to an open window, choking on fortune cookies, working out my forearms but I can usually only find two, I'd be a good dancer if it wasn't for my feet, and humming.I always use the stairs. I get winded on the escalators. I was the first one to mix popcorn seeds into pancake batter so they would flip themselves. I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.I came from a large family. Our sandbox in our yard had quicksand in it. I was an only child, eventually.My ex became anorexic so I've been seeing less and less of her. But I should've known it wasn't gonna work out with her. After all, I'm a Libra, and she's a b*tch.I was told that I snore so one night I stayed up all night and I know for a fact that I don't!I don't smoke. In fact I hate it so much that I burned all my cigarettes!I love the outdoors, biking, mountains and fishing, but not ice fishing, the ice usually cracks up.I'm addicted to Mexican food, but I don't wanna taco bout it...its nacho business.I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.I enjoy making and listening to music. My favourite artist in Van Gough but he didn't really sing a lot.My dream, other than when I was eating a giant marshmallow and I woke up and my pillow was gone, is to work at the Canadian mint. Those guys make a lot of money! But inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.I can't drink whiskey, I always break out in handcuffs. So I get hammered on screwdrivers. My pediatrician say I'm immature for my age. You can decide once you get to know me. In short, I'm a down to Earth, honest country guy looking for someone to laugh with. Message me if you want to know more What we'll do before the second date.
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BenjaminOnline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Jets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in the us, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer moosehead. I have a few great ideas
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HanleyOnline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
Hello - thanks for stopping by , hope you come back sometime :) My newest achievement is i have competed my apprenticeship for HVAC and is a licences trades man :) ! What i am looking for in a girl.. I am looking for a girl that has a good head on her shoulders - knows what she wants in a relationship and her career and isn't unsure or confused, i have been through to many relationships like that and i cant do it anymore.i like a girl that has goals and is driven to achieve them. I want a girl that can make time for me and is loyal. this is a big one in my books !! Sense of humour is another important one, for obvious reasons. i like to make jokes and i like a girl that can make/ take jokes with out feeling offended. i am slightly sarcastic and thats what makes my jokes so dry. what i dont look for in a girl. - a girl with a big attitude and selfishness is not cool or desirable.- a girl that plays games or toys with emotions to get her way.i dont want a girl that isnt sure what she wants and thinks just seeing what happens is her game plan. A little about me...lets start by saying i am "old fashioned" in the sense that i say what i mean and mean what i say. i believe honestly is the only way to go!i'm very mature focused and easy going. i love to laugh and make jokes in general. i play Hockey and take Karate, ( just got my green belt Yay )I enjoy music, preferably "oldies" like 60s-90s. but dont get me wrong i listen to new stuff, like house and club music but i find that newer music doesnt have the heart that old stuff has.i wear my heart on my sleeve or so i am told. i think this is a good thing but it can also be a let down, ( for obvious reasons )if you have any questions definitely ask ! oh and i have terrible grammar but im working on it ! :) I would like to think i am a pretty up front and honest guy who would give you the moon if i could. but dont take advantage of me or ill do the opposite!oh i almost forgot to add, i am involved in my local union, so i volunteer my time in christmas parties for the members kids, monthly meetings and other events that come up through out the year. - i love HBO shows ..-Sopranos--Califorinication -Board walk empire -Call me fitz -Entourage -curve you enthusiasm..ETC Message me to see if were compatible :) *** Add me up :) IMPORTANT **IF YOUR TRANS ANYTHING , DONT BOTHER , I ONLY DATE REAL WOMEN ...LIKE FROM BIRTH ! lol Ill lie about our first date !! lolFirst date has to be filled with lots of laughs ! Wine and dinner at a classy joint or maybe a picnic ( weather permitting )going up the CN Tower Tour of the Steamwhistle brewery Mini Putting , Bowling , the Zoo , the ROM , go karting , Jays game , walk on the beach ..if you have read all of my profile, you might as well just message me regardless of what you think, :)