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Jacob, 24
United States, Rhode Island, Smithfield

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I live in Drumheller and am not as crazy about dinosaurs as you'd think. I find them very annoying and the get in the way while I'm driving on the sidewalks. When I get out of this wheel chair I can run for mayor and get all the dinosaurs locked up in cages for public display only.My hobbies include kicking dogs, helping junior high kids cheat on tests by sitting next to an open window, choking on fortune cookies, working out my forearms but I can usually only find two, I'd be a good dancer if it wasn't for my feet, and humming.I always use the stairs. I get winded on the escalators. I was the first one to mix popcorn seeds into pancake batter so they would flip themselves. I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.I came from a large family. Our sandbox in our yard had quicksand in it. I was an only child, eventually.My ex became anorexic so I've been seeing less and less of her. But I should've known it wasn't gonna work out with her. After all, I'm a Libra, and she's a b*tch.I was told that I snore so one night I stayed up all night and I know for a fact that I don't!I don't smoke. In fact I hate it so much that I burned all my cigarettes!I love the outdoors, biking, mountains and fishing, but not ice fishing, the ice usually cracks up.I'm addicted to Mexican food, but I don't wanna taco bout it...its nacho business.I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.I enjoy making and listening to music. My favourite artist in Van Gough but he didn't really sing a lot.My dream, other than when I was eating a giant marshmallow and I woke up and my pillow was gone, is to work at the Canadian mint. Those guys make a lot of money! But inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.I can't drink whiskey, I always break out in handcuffs. So I get hammered on screwdrivers. My pediatrician say I'm immature for my age. You can decide once you get to know me. In short, I'm a down to Earth, honest country guy looking for someone to laugh with. Message me if you want to know more What we'll do before the second date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

English Japanese Middle Eastern Spanish Ice Hockey
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