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OfeliaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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WavaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hi everyone! I'm new to this whole thing, but I'm a very happy and fun loving girl who loves her family and friends! I have one kiddo who's 10. He's my heart and soul. I enjoy shopping, paintball, waterparks, and assumement parks. My next goal in my life is to take the next step and become a teacher. I love all kinds of music. I love to cook and I like to try new foods that I've never eaten before. I'm an open book so if you have anything you want to ask me feel free. I'm looking forward to any and all new adventures in my life! First dates can either go one of two ways either really great or be a disaster! I'm pretty laid back and enjoy lots of things so a first date full adventure or laid back and romantic would be amazing.
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OliveOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
It's hard for anyone to explain themselves on this but here it goes. I am a very easy going person. i love exploring new things hiking, camping, love live music and being outside. I like romantical things I'm a girl I can't help it. I do a lot of drawing and painting. I'm big on family and friends they are very important to me. I've been currently working on improving myself. I go to the gym as much as i can , I have a gluten allergy so I have to follow a different diet then most, it helps with eating healthier! I finally realized that I am the most important so I need to take care of myself first and for most.Art and music- I am very much into the arts... Museums are a wonderful thing and enjoy them very much... I also enjoy live music... I love the sound of piano and acoustic guitar the most. My taste for music is extremely wide from Jazz to some hip hop.Movies-I am a big movie fan love going or staying in. I like being all cozy and watching pretty much anything. I gear towards more comedy and dramas.Tv- I like a lot of different shows from new girl to walking dead, To keeping up with the Kardashians to food network.I work with children... I think they are the most precious things on this earth (most :) of them) i am taking classes in early education and taking some art classes as well, maybe eventually i will become an art teacher or i may stay put because i really love my work environment...my niece, nephew, , and great nephew are very important to me... along with the rest of the fam.. So if u don't like kids then you shouldn't even think twice. In a guy- I am looking for honesty, if u don't know what u want then why are you here? I am a girl who knows what she wants and if u don't well I'm sorry...don't waste my time trying to figure it out. It's plain and simple and that's all I ask. I like a gentleman, old fashion, treat me the way I should be treated and I will do the same. I also like a guy who takes care of himself and for the last time no, I'm not looking for friends with bennies.If u smoke I'm sorry but I quit 2 years ago and now it's a big turn off for me. I don't mind when we drink... hell I may even have one it goes hand in hand But the constant "I'm going out for a butt" is just not my thing..Must love animals Maybe dinner and conversation, maybe take a walk through a park or the beach, mini golf, just hang out and listen to music, anything that we both enjoy.