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Neomi, 31
United States, Ohio, Englewood

Offline, last seen Mon, 06 Oct 2025 09:58:55

About Me

I guess I should start by saying that the whole concept of this online thing is new to me. To be honest, I find the idea kind of unnatural... But if you're so busy that you rarely go out and thus, don't have the opportunity to meet people, I suppose the online thing makes sense so I'll give it a shot. I have one child who is, rightfully, the center of my universe. So if you're interested in the party-girl who gets a babysitter every weekend so she can go out to get wasted and act a fool, that's not me. Also, I have zero intentions of introducing my child to anyone that I date and I'm certainly not looking to rush into anything.My work is of a professional nature, government-related, and therefore, it's kind of like Fight Club. And the first rule of Fight Club is... If you can't finish that sentence, please stop reading this now.I guess I'm a typical girl in the sense that I like interior decorating, fashion and all that. However, unlike a typical girl, I'm not bat-sh*t crazy, high-maintenance or stuck-up. Nor do my sentences generally consist of, "Like... Oh my god... Right??" I'm pretty chill. I can keep up with the girls and roll with the boys. I grew up in Northern BC, so I'm not afraid of getting dirty and I can probably build a better fire than you can. In case you haven't noticed, I also have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm currently teaching myself to play guitar. I love hockey, cooking and music. I appreciate pretty much all music with the exception of country. I am not a Flames fan (Canucks & Oilers, all the way) and I absolutely DO NOT two-step. Nor am I interested in you teaching me how to.The things I value most are family, honesty and integrity. I appreciate someone who is intelligent, quick-witted, driven, self-sufficient, has a good sense of humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Improper spelling and poor grammar are a deal-breaker for me. As are crunchy hair, girl eyebrows and sparkly shirts. So d-bags need not apply. ** UPDATE: I do not hook up. So if that's your objective, please save me the "ur hot" messages. In return, you'll save yourself some time, energy and dignity. I'm sure there's some poor girl on here that will eat that sh*t up, but it's not me, pal :) A public place, in case you're a total weirdo and I have to yell "stranger danger" and run away.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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