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HazelOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Hazel. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Monticello, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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SallieOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I am the perfect blend of Mary Anne and Ginger! I am looking for the James Bond/Country Boy type, a man with great manners who looks great in a suit or a pair of jeans.Yes, I can bake a pie from scratch, I do it rarely, but I can crust to filling, and yes I can put on heels, a killer outfit and knock your socks off... Enticed? I am smart and learning; funny and serious; charming and vulnerable; confident and self effacing; strong and tender; and many more interesting combinations. But mostly I am happy, honest, open, thoughtful, funny, and a good communicator.I'm all about self improvement, because I like to challenge myself to be better. Have you ever done a 30 Day Challenge, read The Four Agreements, read The 5 Love Languages, tried Yoga, laughed so hard you cried, looked at life's challenges as lessons, quit and started over more determined 5 minutes later, and found real humour in some trying times? I love to learn something and pass it on, that is who I am! I love to see all of the people in my life succeed and be a part of it. *** www.my30dc.comI am looking for an active, passionate, caring man who is naturally affectionate, loves the outdoors, has good manners, and likes to dance. I prefer a good communicator, who is positive and even tempered and knows life is about growing. I love a man with a high emotional IQ, (yes they are out there) who values a strong woman. I appreciate a man who knows the benefit of a well placed joke in a tense moment, a man who laughs easily, not to bring someone down, but to share the funny side of life. A good cook is always appreciated as there is nothing like sharing delicious food, right? Please note that I eat and live as healthfully as possible (while including good dark chocolate), and that exercise is a regular part of my life so I am looking for the same. My mother is 86 and goes to an outdoor gym ***days a year! Talk about good stock, I've got a lot to live up to! Oh, I rarely drink, so if this is your lifestyle, it is not mine.PS. My son is 22 and living at home while going to school, so my life is once again my own... Yippie! It's summer! Something outside would be great! A cup of something and then a walk or kayaking would be fantastic.