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Ella
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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Nyah
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Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Who am I?My friends would describe me as a confident, intelligent, funny, and loving person who may be a little bit crazy. I am open, intelligent, loyal, curious, and creative. I like to try to find the humor in every day because, well, life is freakin' funny. I believe in honesty, freedom, breaking barriers, and balance. I have been single for a number of years, but have only recently begun my search for a mate. I am an independent woman who is ready to share her life and her love with someone special.I enjoy music that ranges from bluesy rock to heavy metal and good old rock and roll. I enjoy zombie, comedy, and horror movies and anything done by Joss Whedon (Firefly, The Avengers, Buffy, Angel, etc). I am an avid (perhaps rabid) reader (of actual books) and I have three cats (yes, three!) and two tattoos. Who am I looking for?I want someone who is mature enough to be comfortable with who he is and youthful enough to be curious about the world and people around him. I need someone who is intelligent, provocative, and thoughtful and who is able to carry on an interesting conversation. I am not into constant digital contact. I am a fun-loving woman who refuses to act her age and I want a man to share everyday adventures with! Not looking for FWB or hook-ups, thanks!
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Aundria
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Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Life challenges you every day. Enjoy and appreciate that you are still around to take them on. Message me I am interested in creating new memories.Please do not message me if you do not have a photo and if you are not interested in a long-term relationship. My children are now grown and it is time for me to find that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. I look forward to meeting a true gentlemen. If you are looking for a discrete relationship please don't message me. I'm not into hiding or keeping it secret.Please no more games. If you want a relationship than want a complete relationship. I want a complete relationship.