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EllaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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HonourOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I love my job because I love making a positive difference in the lives of children who ride my bus. I will not be at this job forever though. I aspire to become a real estate investor, become financially free and would like to write a series of children's books about the adventures of 'Zarky the Yellow Bullet' (my bus) :-)I have also become quite interested in learning more about clean food, the ability to heal one's self through heathy eating and I like to support organic local growers. I have a possible business idea for an amazing food truck as well that I may pursue one day! ;-) A casual drink or two, of whatever. A walk, sight seeing, or seeing or doing something new or fun. :-)
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PetraOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
all that I am after is ........a life full of laughteroh yeah and some other things as well:I would love to meet someone that wants to have some fun and enjoy the outside weather. I believe in doing everything with passion and laughter and hope to get to know that person to and make a relationship out of it, or at least become friends.So about me, I decided to change my city to Calgary but live in Canmore, but I am in and out of the city all the time, but I just love being in the mountains! I am fun, funny, passionate, smart, easygoing, independent, confident, honest, willing to try just about anything with the right person/encouragement(well maybe I wont jump out of a plane..but who knows). I have great friends and family and love to travel, see new things and meet new people.I have a job that has lots of travel, when I am not traveling for work or fun I am lucky enough that I can work from home in Canmore. I know this is not for everyone, but I would still like to meet someone and build up to a great relationship.so if you think that we could hit it off, send a message.Have a great day! I am easygoing and up for anything. Coffee a walk a plane ticket..whatever :)