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EsterOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
NOW HIRING: Attractive, intelligent, fun loving guy I can annoy for the rest of my life. BOYS need not apply. Please apply in the form of an *** attach a photo. All reasonable applications will be considered.Job title: Full Time BoyfriendJob description:Be kind and understanding when the girlfriend is either sick, hurt, having a bad day, or just generally upset. This includes bad hair days, fat days, can't find the shoes that I want to wear days, nothing sounds good to eat but I am starving days, and the all inclusive leave me the heck alone day.Take out the trash. This is still the job of the boyfriend even if he doesn't live with the girlfriend. Girls don't take out trash.Fix things that need to be fixed. The girlfriend should not have to worry about electrical stuff, car stuff, lawn mower stuff, or plumbing stuff. It is the job of the boyfriend to make sure that the girlfriend knows that the boyfriend still thinks she is beautiful and that he still wants to kiss her and snuggle even when she first wakes up (after appropriate teeth brushing)The boyfriend will carry heavy things.No lying. Not even once never ever ever.Send texts and respond to texts in a reasonable amount of time(careful thought will be given for extenuating circumstances)Benefits:Having a plus oneSomeone to tell your stories to( someone that will listen, other than your mom)Avoiding the dreaded "fifth wheel" situation, with an attractive alternative to your buddyComplimentary wardrobe consultant(if necessary)Permanent date for social eventsIntelligent conversation with a bit of sarcasmPDA or PrivateFun, fun, funEqual opportunity employerDisclaimer......If you're not serious about what you want and can't be a grown up and be honest I'm probably not the one for you. I know what I want. I really don't want someone who is just messing around. Say what you mean and mean what you say.....I have a 19 year old son, probably don't want more children but I don't mind if you have children.
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ElmaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
tattoos appreciated but not required!!!I have one tattoo.I am outgoing, passionate and have a slightly sarcastic, and at times, dark sense of humor.I'm looking for chemistry and friendship to start. It doesn't always lead to love and I'm ok with that. I do want to fall in love eventually. I want a long term relationship with that person that i can trust, has my back, we make each other laugh and we can't wait to see each other. I love to give and get affection.I like to do a wide variety of things, like, being on the back of a motorcycle, festivals, road trips, movies, beach restaurants, boating, hanging out, exploring...***disclaimers***If you are significantly younger than I am and think that I, as a woman over 40, are dying to have sex with you because you're in your 20s or 30s, you're mistaken. And, no matter how many ways you explain to me that you want a relationship after we have sex, I'm not falling for it and I am not interested. Maybe someone your own age would be easier to con ;) Please don't waste my time or yours. I don't lie or cheat and expect the same in return.I look like my pictures. I didn't get bigger or older ;)If I'm asking you questions and you're just answering them and not contributing anything else or asking me questions, it's not a conversation and it appears you're not interested and I will stop asking you questions. Please don't message me in a few weeks asking why we stopped talking. I like to meet first over coffee or a drink.
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ClaudineOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm looking for a man who seldom showers, is covered head to toe in tattoos, rides a motorcycle, lives "at camp" year round, having teeth is optional, drinks at least a 12 pack a night - I will work really hard to make sure your very own beer fridge is stocked appropriately. You must hunt and fish to bring home dinner.Reading is optional, as is the ability to form an actual English sentence. We'll watch "C" movies all the time and cuddle on the couch and I can fall asleep on your big round beer belly. Or if it's really nice you can fire up that ole beer keg grill you made and slap on some road kill steaks. Ah a perfect night indeed. If you're this dream boat, please message me once you find someone to write it for you. Sorry for sarcasm. Having a little fun. I am a happy person who loves life and finds joy in just about everything. I love great music and discovering new sounds. Art can stir the soul while music can make it dance. I also write when I am inspired. I also love to do create in graphic design - there is something about filling a blank page with something that didn't exist moments ago. Then there is the great outdoors that serves for most of my life's inspirations. Taking daily morning hikes sets my day, it's my cup of coffee. Going kayaking is always an adventure as is discovering a new path or hidden back country road. I could go on and list all the things I like to do but what it all comes down to isn't a list but rather what makes me click, being with friends and family that make me happy, loving my work, and always being grateful for what I have and not being envious of the things I don't. Complement not complicate.