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Ester, 44

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NOW HIRING: Attractive, intelligent, fun loving guy I can annoy for the rest of my life. BOYS need not apply. Please apply in the form of an *** attach a photo. All reasonable applications will be considered.Job title: Full Time BoyfriendJob description:Be kind and understanding when the girlfriend is either sick, hurt, having a bad day, or just generally upset. This includes bad hair days, fat days, can't find the shoes that I want to wear days, nothing sounds good to eat but I am starving days, and the all inclusive leave me the heck alone day.Take out the trash. This is still the job of the boyfriend even if he doesn't live with the girlfriend. Girls don't take out trash.Fix things that need to be fixed. The girlfriend should not have to worry about electrical stuff, car stuff, lawn mower stuff, or plumbing stuff. It is the job of the boyfriend to make sure that the girlfriend knows that the boyfriend still thinks she is beautiful and that he still wants to kiss her and snuggle even when she first wakes up (after appropriate teeth brushing)The boyfriend will carry heavy things.No lying. Not even once never ever ever.Send texts and respond to texts in a reasonable amount of time(careful thought will be given for extenuating circumstances)Benefits:Having a plus oneSomeone to tell your stories to( someone that will listen, other than your mom)Avoiding the dreaded "fifth wheel" situation, with an attractive alternative to your buddyComplimentary wardrobe consultant(if necessary)Permanent date for social eventsIntelligent conversation with a bit of sarcasmPDA or PrivateFun, fun, funEqual opportunity employerDisclaimer......If you're not serious about what you want and can't be a grown up and be honest I'm probably not the one for you. I know what I want. I really don't want someone who is just messing around. Say what you mean and mean what you say.....I have a 19 year old son, probably don't want more children but I don't mind if you have children.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

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  • Lindsey

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I want something simple like a good man they are so hard to find I will someone to come home to you too in love and be happy with someone to listen to me and me to them I'm able to touch and kiss and feel the warmth of the body up against mine to hold hands and not to be ashamed of it in public I want to go to the movies watching movies or TV shows snuggle and do all the romantic things that go alongWith itI want someone with a good sense of humor laughing is important I want you to be yourself and relax around me I tried to respect people in their wishes and dreams and all that goes with a relationship to really get to know someone is to ask how your feeling and I have to listen to your feelings as well as your dreams and desires and wants love to just be myself I care about other peopleAnd their feelings and not just my own love to do all kinds of things but I'm looking for my special friend a lifetime love looking for companionship and a friendIt's all about togetherness and taking care of each other and faith in each other I don't know maybe what I'm asking or what I'm seeking is unrealistic but I believe we fall a dream that we all these are I walk in a lifetime to 1 person cannot carry a relationship it takes 2 people working together at it I want to spend the little things a little time together to make those special momentsLast a lifetime that makes it all worthwhile I don't want to be taken for granted and I'm not going to take that special someone for granted I'm a very passionate person I want that person to impress me as well as I am inpressed and to appreciate a true love because true love is so hard to find it to feel the love of a true love back that is really hard to say ,lets see what we agree on and go from there i want to be happy as well as them this isnt just one way . every thing is ***so if you want to chat look me up .

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