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Ester, 44

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NOW HIRING: Attractive, intelligent, fun loving guy I can annoy for the rest of my life. BOYS need not apply. Please apply in the form of an *** attach a photo. All reasonable applications will be considered.Job title: Full Time BoyfriendJob description:Be kind and understanding when the girlfriend is either sick, hurt, having a bad day, or just generally upset. This includes bad hair days, fat days, can't find the shoes that I want to wear days, nothing sounds good to eat but I am starving days, and the all inclusive leave me the heck alone day.Take out the trash. This is still the job of the boyfriend even if he doesn't live with the girlfriend. Girls don't take out trash.Fix things that need to be fixed. The girlfriend should not have to worry about electrical stuff, car stuff, lawn mower stuff, or plumbing stuff. It is the job of the boyfriend to make sure that the girlfriend knows that the boyfriend still thinks she is beautiful and that he still wants to kiss her and snuggle even when she first wakes up (after appropriate teeth brushing)The boyfriend will carry heavy things.No lying. Not even once never ever ever.Send texts and respond to texts in a reasonable amount of time(careful thought will be given for extenuating circumstances)Benefits:Having a plus oneSomeone to tell your stories to( someone that will listen, other than your mom)Avoiding the dreaded "fifth wheel" situation, with an attractive alternative to your buddyComplimentary wardrobe consultant(if necessary)Permanent date for social eventsIntelligent conversation with a bit of sarcasmPDA or PrivateFun, fun, funEqual opportunity employerDisclaimer......If you're not serious about what you want and can't be a grown up and be honest I'm probably not the one for you. I know what I want. I really don't want someone who is just messing around. Say what you mean and mean what you say.....I have a 19 year old son, probably don't want more children but I don't mind if you have children.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Diann

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    About Me:I am loyal, dedicated, ambitious, career oriented, truthful and loving! I want to find someone to enhance my life and enjoy all the great things that companionship can bring...walking by the beach, dinner by the ocean, traveling anywhere, watching a movie...All while holding hands and waking upto someone who makes me anxious to come home from work each day :-)I can adapt to any social situation and enjoy meeting new people and eventhough I don't have children...I do love them....I'm a nurse who is very caring!Ideal Person:Intelligent,Honest,Loving Well-rounded man! Not a Game Player who is seeking the same! I take care of myself exercising and eating right would like someone who cares about their appearance as well. Love to travel and dine out/have drinks in a nice cafe as well as stay home and watch a movie! A man who is Intelligent, Established, Honest, Loving, and a Gentleman to have a relationship! Not a Game Player and who is seeking same...Want a funloving companion to enjoy life with along with someone to do the finer things in life with! Want someone who lives a healthy lifestyle in moderation...you have to have room to have a little fun!Good Luck Fishing and Always put your best foot forward you never know when the RIGHT ONE may come along! First date could just be a cup of coffee or a drink by the beach!

  • Leona

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Have you found the prize in your Cracker Jack box yet?My hearts desire is to find someone who is searching for something more deep and meaningful out of life than just going through the motions...I'm a pretty laid back person. I enjoy the simple things in life more than anything. If you want to know more...just ask and I will tell. I do believe, however, these things are best discovered in person. I prefer getting to know someone face to face as opposed to sending dozens of *** texts back and forth.*** Please...no tobacco chewers or smokers (cigarettes, cigars, or pot). Yes...even if it's only once a day or if you're "trying to quit". Happy Fishing to all =)INTERESTS:* God* volunteering * world peace* love* life* quiet/alone time * cheesy smiles on my kids faces* Easter bunnies* working out* reading* movies * live plays * music* live bands* the symphony* art* museums* festivals* beach getaways* road trips* boating* cooking* picnics * camping * backyard BBQs* the zoo and all it's stinky mess!*** star gazing* rainbows* sunrises & sunsets* hammock swinging* snuggling on the couch * card and board games* a good game of Twister! ;)* jigsaw puzzles* patio dining* comedy clubs* billiards* bowling* putt putt*** UFC* saki & sushi* vino & pasta* ritas & fajitas* beer & brats* mojitos & cuban* piña coladas & gettin caught in the rain ;) How bout we get past the first meet? ;)

  • Ruby

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I'm tired of all the lies and games I'm so tired of all the bs that I'm really to just give up and say forget it and just stay single . I'm tired of being told wow you're pretty , your beautiful , and so on ! Don't get me wrong I like compliments but don't bother just sending a compliment if you don't want to chat and get to know me ! Along with ones just trying to get sex from me ! I'm not a model type chic or look like Barbie but If someone else says that to me I think I'm going to scream ! I have feelings and tired of guys playing with them . Why is it that males and females both play to much ? I'm not type to point finger to just guys cause there's gals out here too that plays to damn much ! I'm easy going , loving , caring , passionate , tomboyish type gal ! Don't mind getting greasy or dirty but love to dress up and show off too ! Something very simple !

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