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Batsandfirefy2Offline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-47
Hi! My name is Batsandfirefy2. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Franklinville, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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FilbertOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Well why am I here? I don't have a problem meeting women and I am not being c.ocky! But I meet the wrong ones obviously! I don't need a steady women in my life I want one! I want that copilot of life. Must like music and all type preferred! Life should be silly, goofy and fun! There are plenty of serious moments in life where we have to be so make the others as fun as possible!!!Look I'm a nice guy that treats people right and you probably don't believe me but talk to me and you'll find out. No games and no drama!. I have a career that I have been doing for almost 16 years, since I finished college.I don't care if you have kids or not, I have 1 that lives with her mother and we have no drama! I don't like drama and 99% of the time I have none.This Knights armor is not all shiny! It is dented, scratched and scarred but its still the same honorable Knight underneath who wears his dents, his scrapes and his scars with honor.Thanks for shopping! I will figure something out but I have to know a little bit about the person before I make any choices! Because I'm not going to take somebody to a circus if they're afraid of clowns! You know what I mean? lol
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OswaldoOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.