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on 377 reviews
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FrankierepibiOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-37
Hey. So I'm looking to meet new people and see where things go from there. Hopefully settle down in one of those "fall in love with your best friend" kind of relationships. I'm 100% Italian, have funny tattoos. love hiking, camping, the beach, snowboarding, drive a truck, and I'm a good cook. I'm an Army Veteran and work for the government now. Type: ISTP-T I have a 7 year old daughter who means everything to me and knows she has me wrapped around her little finger. Lol. ***
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OswaldoOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.
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TedOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
not really in to talking about myself. i like to go camping, riding quads and go driving out in the woods. if you want to know more about me just ask and i will tell. im a nice guy just looking for some new friends. Go out and do something we enjoy! go to the beach or go for a hike/walk.