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LilmommaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-53
Hi! My name is Lilmomma. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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IngeborgClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I\'m currently single and I have no children, but would like children in the future. Overall, I\'m looking for that certain someone who will complement my personality, make me laugh.
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TjcountrymanClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47
Hi! My name is Tjcountryman. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Larrymueller5RClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 66 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-69
Hi! My name is Larrymueller5R. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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KristleClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Im 22. My birthday is April 9th. I had a little girl July 27th. She's my world. Her dad isn't around. Never was. My daughter comes first. If that's a problem don't waste our time. Im not up for playing games. I have no time for it. All my time is spent with her or working out. Im a country girl. I love outdoors and getting muddy. Im up for anything new. I have one tattoo but plan on getting more. Anything else? Just ask! :-)
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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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LorinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Sarcastic little ***hole with a heart of gold. Music enthusiast. I have piercings. I have tattoos. I like them on myself and others. I like football. I have no desire to fill this out any further. You don't need to know anything else. If I want ya to ill let ya know. Whatever
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ChumlyClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Chumly. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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Nancyaeschli97Clear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
Online
Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-61
Hi! My name is Nancyaeschli97. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
