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Maryann
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Smart, successful, passionate, driven, loyal.. maybe I'm the girl for you. Don't be shy, send me a message. Surprise me.
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Ofelia
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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Broc
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-42
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Daniell
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Hey Im a single mom of 2 beautiful kids. My kids are the world to me, Im shy until i feel comfortable with someone then i could be alittle nutty sometimes haha. I love to go to the movies, I listen to pop,country,and punk rock music.. Im not on here looking for a booty call I'm looking for friendship that may turn into something. My fave shows are Big Brother, ***hill, and american idol i don't like to miss them lol.. Im a huge Oilers fan... Go oilers Go Im not really into guys that do drugs its not my thing..My goals in life is to be the best mother i can for my kids.. Well I don't really know what to say so *** i will get back to ya thanks for looking at my profile take care :)I don't know what the fish personality means lol Bowling or pool would be fun.. I'm not good at neither of them tho lol
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Jess
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-55
Hi! My name is Jess. I am divorced other caucasian man without kids from Shamokin, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Rebelson
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Rebelson. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Shamokin, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Beth
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
UPDATE:: if you're whining in your profile about not finding girls who are serious on here, how about YOU not playing games with the ones who are!! I'm here for a serious effort to find someone not to be lead on and lied to. So if u think "hey she'd be a good lay" or " omg she's hot, I like to f#$k her" then don't waste your freaking time messaging me. No offense to anyone and I'm by no means racist but I do not date black guys. Sorry!First and foremost let me say that my faith is very important to me. I am a child of God and wish to find a godly man as well. I am a single mom with a dog and 2 horses. I break and train horses as well as work for the United States Equine Rescue League. Id rather be in a stall than at the mall. My kids and my animals are my life. I am now searching for someone who enjoys the same things as I do and with similar goals in life.Im looking for a country boy...better yet, a southern man. Someone who works hard and his hands can show it. For all of you who thinks country is cool and are "tryin it" for a bit..I can see right thru you. Country isnt a phase its a way of living. LEATHER AND LACESTYLE AND GRACESPUNK AND SASSWITH A LITTLE KICK A$$THATS WHAT COWGIRLS ARE MADE OF!What am I here for? Well, Im tired of BS. I am very independant but at the same time am willing to be a partner. I dont want everything handed to me because if its to easy I'll get bored. Im sick of being single but will stay that way if it means not having to deal with any drama or *** anyone. Yes I want a husband...... eventually. In my life my kids come first, horses second and then everyone else after that. Im blunt and very honest. I HATE A LIAR......so there you have it!Really to make it short and sweet....I want someone I can call home. 3 Home is where the heart is 3My dream guy would love to buy me a blue cream point teacup exotic Persian kitty! Hehe Surprise me.... don't bore me
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Maile
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm looking for someone to go on fun dates with! I like spending time outdoors in the short summer that we have, camping, gardening, etc. I also love music and have been to quite a few concerts and festivals. Send me a message if you'd like to find out more about me! Anything from coffee to dinner and a movie, I'm not picky :)
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Jacki
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I grew up in Saskatchewan playing soccer, volleyball, basketball, and track & field. I have been a Personal Trainer for over 10 years. In my free time I enjoy listening to live blues and jazz, playing soccer, acrylic painting, reading fantasy books, and hanging out with friends and family.I am looking for a kind man who enjoys sports and going to the mountains on the weekends. I have 2 cats so he must like animals. I like a man that can cook. Scruffy men are sexy. I would like a man that shares common interests with me but also has his own life and hobbies outside of us. Sweat Suit Sundays is a good way to describe my weekend. I like to be comfy, drink a coffee, and watch the Walking Dead or Game of Thrones.If you are going to message me and expect a reply, please don't just say "Hi, how are you?". I will not respond. Ask me a real question to get to know me. Laziness is not attractive. Be creative. I can appreciate men that have kids but I am not interested in dating someone who already has children. I prefer something interactive such as some sort of physical activity or an art gallery. Something where you can express your opinion and not have to stare awkwardly into each others eyes in silence.
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Tomasa
Shamokin
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
about me just ask and u will see! dont wanna write here but there making me so lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what else they want just hit me up if u wanna no me u tell me ur taking me !!! :)