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DevNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-36
Hi! My name is Dev. I am separated other caucasian man without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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JohnNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-45
Hi! My name is John. I am never married hispanic man with kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DylanpeterNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Dylanpeter. I am never married jewish caucasian man without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TgolgosfhNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 75 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-78
Hi! My name is Tgolgosfh. I am separated jewish caucasian man with kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DecentwandererNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-36
Hi! My name is Decentwanderer. I am separated atheist caucasian man with kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MikeNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Mike. I am widowed other caucasian man with kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LeelNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Leel. I am never married catholic african man without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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GrahamNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
There you are, sitting on your couch, watching Desperate Housewives reruns, laptop open, browsing through your "matches", getting more depressed with each click of the mouse. You've been on a couple dates with guys who either turned out to be much less attractive than they represented themselves online, who were awkward in person despite their confident and funny online messages, but maybe both.Your phone beeps with a new text message from the needy guy who wants to marry you after one date. Another guy sends you a picture of his****thinking it'll work this time, even though it's never worked for him before. You look at the picture for a second, then delete it. "What.A.Creep."You want what every girl wants: the most awesome guy who excites you, turns you on, makes you tingle inside with every brush against your body. You want to be the envy of your girlfriends. You want to feel like the luckiest girl in the world. ***, you have an entourage of orbiters who awkwardly try to be more than "just friends", and an ex-boyfriend who just doesn't get the ****ing message.All of a sudden, feeling lower than ever, more sure than ever that you'll end up an old cat woman, and you click on my profile. "Hmm, this is different." You can't stop reading, and with each paragraph you wonder more and more what I look like, what my story is, and what color panties I'm wearing. Odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But you sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that you don't even know about.Maybe it is.You decide to send me a message. "Hey how's it goin!" Delete - that's stupid and he probably gets that boring, effortless message all the time. "Hi, your profile interested me. I'm..." Delete. You can't think of anything interesting to send, so you just write "Marry me" hoping it will be unique enough to elicit a response. You close your laptop, turn off the tv, and lean back on your couch to drift off into fantasy land for a while.You imagine the night you first meet for drinks, and how you'll click with me immediately. You imagine how we fall deeply in love, go on vacations to Turks & You imagine how, after finding this profile, maybe, just maybe your life will be complete. You're missing something, and you feel it. Maybe he's "the one". Or maybe I'm an obese, 5'2", balding 40 year-old who lives in his mom's basement. You really never know.Lol... so you are still reading? I hope I made you smile and laugh the whole time. I'm honestly a guy looking a for a girl with a great personality and looking to have some great times as we get to know each other. I have a great career which I love. I have a nice place which I do my best to keep clean and organized. Hey now... Im a guy. Not looking to play games or catch a catfish if you know what I mean. Message me or reply to my message and let's see if we click!
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CarterNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
Wait I have to talk about myself!? Hmmm...When I'm not volunteering for various charities, helping seniors citizens carry their groceries across the street, or nursing abandoned puppies back to health like every other guy on this site I can be found reading at the library, crossing things off my bucket list, lounging on the beach, people watching, or playing pretty much any sport (I did win a silver in the provincial badminton championships when I was 12, impressive I konw.) I'd take a pub over a club any day of the week and twice on Sunday or a nice bbq on a patio with some good friends. Fewer things make me happier than an old backpack, a plane ticket, and a pair of flip flops. Oh and travellers insurance, found that one out the hard way..... My last big trip was to Asia and Southern parts of Africa, but I recently decided to go back to school and it has really cut into my travel time so I'm not sure when/where the next one will be (South America maybe.)I've been described as being easy going and down to earth but blunt and motivated, spontaneous yet thoughtful, athletic but clumsy, someone who has a good head on there shoulders and is a hopeless romantic who is a bit of a dork but one smooth operator. I've actually never been described as a smooth operator I just added that myself because its pretty obvious. I'm also slightly sarcastic and appreciate witty banter and a wry sense of humour and believe laughter is the best medicine, unless you have broken ribs. So if you can laugh at yourself that's a huge plus. If you have a good sense of humour, don't take things too seriously and are down to earth, adventurous, intelligent and capable of holding a conversation we will probably get along just swell. If you want to chat, break some bread, spill some coffee, share some laughs, or down some beer. Drop me a line I won't bite.
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JamieNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-19
Music. Anime. Basketball. Sports. Ooga Booga. #Fortniteovergod. Ok, ok. In all seriousness, I do enjoy every one of those things besides the last two. I'm honestly just wanting someone to watch anime or play music with. Fair Warning: The following people must leave the premises: -MHA Shippers -Hard-core Astronomy Girls(I just mean if it's your sole personality trait) Everyone else is more than welcome to have a chat, talk about honestly anything. Also plz go to my *** ***
