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HildegardeOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Uhhh...I am really sarcastic. My friends would tell you I'm funny, if I paid them enough. I REFUSE to " lol ", it feels completely unnatural to me (and reminds me of the old dial-up days of AOL for some reason...). Sushi is overrated. I enjoy writing strongly worded letters and "stickin' it to The Man" when I can. (One of my MANY useful but nevertheless unmarketable skills...). I enjoy being creative and original. I'd consider myself spontaneous...as long as I know ahead of time. (Seriously, how else will I know what shoes to wear?) I really, really, REALLY love my dog. :)The following section is just my senseless ranting about this website and the people who use it...you. Written in 20 or so minutes after being on here for a week. Read at your own risk.Ohhhhh the pages I could write on all the rediculous things I've found over and over again in your profiles... Here are some of my favorites:1. Your Headline reads something like: "Insert clever headline here". WOW! HAHAHA! SO CLEVER! Ummmmm, No. I must see that headline on at least 20% of profiles. But thanks for pointing out your lack of originality and laaaaame sense of humor.2. You leave your entire Description and Interests sections blank, save for something like, "I really hate describing myself. Anything you want to know just ask. I'm an open book" or "I have way too many interests to list". How the hell do you expect some stranger to even begin to ask you anything when she knows literally nothing about you? Even if there's a picture of you surfing..."Uhhh so you surf? Yeah. Cool. Uhhhhh..." Okay, good talk. Goooood talk.3. Copy & Paste ***? ;/ Do you think we can't tell? When your initial contact consists of you blabbering on about all your interests (which by the way HAS a place, in your Interests section!!!) and some ambiguous compliment clearly having nothing to do with anything specific to MY profile ***you're obviously waiting for statistics to work in your favor... If 1 out of every 1 million girls respond positively to this lazy and insincere pick-up attempt, then gosh darnit, you've got a buttload of *** send! ~~"So you're sayin' there's a chance...?!"4. Your pictures. Ohhh man this needs its own section in my rant... ~You have 1 or 2 pictures total... Over the course of one's lifetime I am sure that every ugly mofo has had at least 3 deceptively decent looking photos taken of them. And then 100's more that show what they ACTUALLY look like. So pick a couple of those and throw em up there. ~Why do so many of you guys take pictures IN the driver's seat of your car?! I just don't get it... ~ People take pictures of themselves in the bathroom because there is a mirror in there... I honestly don't see what the big deal is. So GET OVER IT! And quit talking shmack about what every other guy does on meetville. How do you even know anyway...? (Plus mirror pics make a lot more sense than in a car...) ~IF you do take a mirror pic, please be smarter than the mirror... If you move your head and/or body and/or phone a little bit I PROMISE there are literally endless combinations of ways to stand that don't require your ENTIRE FACE be blocked out by your phone. But again, thanks for pointing out your dreadful lack of intelligence right-off-the-bat.5. Content: Okay, clearly a lot of you "easy-going" and "laid back" fellas are into "anything outdoors" but you "are also cool with just staying in".....? But seriously, why can't I find any profiles mentioning how much you like laughing and having fun?! Personally, I hate fun of all sorts. Especially laughing. (that was of course...what? That's right. Sarcasm***last thing then I'm done...If you claim to not care about something and thus refuse to discuss it (ahem...religion or politics), this does NOT make you "open-minded". It pretty much makes you the opposite actually.Have an AWESOME day retards! ;D I like surprises... ;D ...and flying kites!
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CarriOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
If the first thing that pops into your head is 'hellllooooo nurse'.. Then please don't bother. If you can't stand the sight of blood or hearing stories of real life situations.. Please don't bother. If you can comprehend these things, and still maintain a positive overall attitude.. Please message me Surprise me!
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KinseyOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hey! Single, happy, San Diegan here. I have recently moved home from the big apple and I am sooooo happy not to ride the subway in ***degree heat! I work and play with equal enthusiasm. Play wise I like dancing, working out, jogging, volleyball, movies, live music and cross stitching.I'm looking for a guy who can make keep me laughing and has a good head on his shoulders. I've been single for a while and it is great, but I have a great life and I'd love to find someone to share it with!Please *** you are confident, funny, sane and easy going. Also did you hear arrested development is coming back?! TBD
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JordynOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Lived in DC while I got a masters. Annnnnd back to AZ to reunite with the fam and throw down some roots.I'm pretty laidback and I've got a good head on my shoulders. I'm known to speak my mind and I definitely don't like to sugar coat things. I'm kind of a dork. I apparently wear my emotions on my face...you'll know exactly what I'm thinking when I'm thinking it.By the way..some of you fools on here are effin weird. If youre a weirdo, dont message me...because ill probably just tell you youre weird and then sh*twill be awkward and so on and so forth.And dudes...its TOO hard for me TO watch you all butcher the english language. Good lord, consult a grammar textbook Something low key, not too much pressure.
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ReinaOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I like to travel and experience new things in life. I am very adventurous person and love to dance. I am a hard worker constantly working and trying to accomplish my goals in life. Im in the process of finishing college to receive an AA then transfer over to receive a masters in Business and Accounting. I tend to listen to EDM, House, R and B, hip hop, pop, pop rock and a little bit of oldies. On my spare time i try to spend time with my god daughter, family friends watch movies, bowl, dance, exercise, workout, visit amusement parks, etc.
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IsisOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Looking to meet new people. I'm a big fan of horror movies as well as comedies and romance flicks. I Listen to most music except for Metal and some country. I like to bowl, play pool, wine tasting, and traveling. I'm not a party animal but I know how to have a good time. I have a dry sense of humor and can be sarcastic at times but also know when to take things seriously. If I had to pick 3 words to describe myself they would be compassionate, outgoing, and loyal. One of my biggest pet peeves is people who play games. There's really no point in it so why bother. Just be upfront and honest, it makes life easier ;) I want to have fun and be able to get to know someone so movies is probably a no. Something that keeps both of us interested in our surroundings and each other. I'm up to almost everything except for skydiving or bungee jumping :)
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GenyaOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Love to be outside. I am passionate about what I do for a living. I love taking care of people and love to cook. I listen to rock music and like to have fun. I moved here a year ago for nursing school and am almost done! Not a materialistic person, never have been. I don't like conceited men, you should not be in a mirror longer than a girl. I don't do drama and am not afraid of getting dirty. Just go with the flow and see where life takes me. I am not looking for just a booty call...sorry, I want a relationship that can grow to something amazing. I love to go try new things. I will try anything once. I'm not here to play games or be played with. If you are not serious about what you want then kick rocks.UPDATE:NO Drug addicts, no liars. I do not want any of your drama. If you don't have a job, don't bother. If you aren't sure if you really want a relationship, don't waste my time. Surprise me
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JerrieOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Looking for the one to share my goals and dreams with. I enjoy laid back weekends full of cooking, baking, playing and watching sports. Must love dogs, sounds cliche but no matter what they still love me, well a long as I feed them. My career is important to me and I need someone who understands that and supports me for my accomplishments. I am a lucky girl to have such wonderful family and friends, and i need a man who wants to be a part of that. I am past the party stage of my life, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to have fun. I love the outdoors and traveling to new places. Looking for someone to share my love of life with ;). Somewhere that takes me out of my comfort zone, so I am able to show that no matter what I can be adventurous. Whether it be getting me to try a new kind of food or trying something crazy that makes me face my fears.
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XuanOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I like country music. I was raised in the country by my mom dad and grand parents but unfortunately the only one i have left is my mom. I believe in family and honor. If you are not a man of honor (cant keep your word) then dont talk to me. I keep promises and try to not lie. I believe in talking problems out not fighting with your spouse. also NO DRAMA!I work hard to support my daughter since i am a single mother. I don't dwell on the past and things i cant change. I love my family and work hard to make sure we all have what we need. I do know how to relax and have fun and love hanging with my girls. I try hard not to have baby daddy drama. I have told him unless it is about our daughter we dont need to talk. I am not one of those women who spend hours in a mirror. I love the way i look and could care less what people think about me. I will dress up though if it is called for. I dont have much family left. I am laid back. I have alot of friends. I wear my heart on my sleeve. But i dont let my emotions rule me. Any thing else you want to know just ask. Well figure that out if we get that far!!!
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FelipaOaklyn
- New Jersey
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I can promise you that I will be honest and will not waste your time if I don\'t see the relationship working out for the long term.. Look for same honesty back on me, I want it all to be fair.
