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Rchbrr0JHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 65 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-69
Hi! My name is Rchbrr0J. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Humboldt, Nebraska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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FarmboyHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Farmboy. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Humboldt, Nebraska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BrandoHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-29
Hi! My name is Brando. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Humboldt, Nebraska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EverettHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hey ladies!I have a good family background have nieces and nephews but no kids of my own.AND IM A LEAF FAN!!! First date would be simple (dinner and a movie,maybe just a coffee)Just to see how it goes then decide from that.)
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JohnHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Why do so many people say they are "fun loving" in their profile? Seriously, doesn't everyone like to have fun? As an oxygen-breathing hominid, I'm far more unique than those people. Writing an online dating profile ranks among the great challenges in life. In a couple thousand characters (many already wasted) I'm supposed to convince you that I don't have any serious communicable diseases, children scattered randomly around the globe, nor do I survive on a diet of whiskey and cat food. And despite my best literary efforts, you'll probably just look at the pictures. I'm doomed! At the risk of you thinking that I can’t be serious, here’s an attempt: I live by the simple philosophy that you create the life you want, by following your passions and being focused. Travel and outdoor activity inspire me. After a few years caught up in the rat race, I figured out that material stuff contributes little to quality of life. If anything, it's counter productive. Having said this, I smile graciously when someone shows up with a bottle of cheap homemade wine, but I wouldn't be caught dead drinking it (a well-aged Temperanillo is another story). I enjoy harassing telemarketers. I’m the first person at a party to get naked and belly flop off the roof into the pool. Regarding employment, no doubt you want some assurance that I won't try to steal your savings. I have a career where I get to help save the environment, and a dream business as a freelance outdoor photographer and writer. It's the best way I've found to make money so far, until someone pays me to be a wine taster. Right now, I'd rather be on a kayak trip - I could ramble on much longer, but if you've gotten this far, then surely I've earned a note from you! Cheers! I'd pick you up on my skateboard and we'd go to McDonalds. You can have anything you want, as long as it's under $3.
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AmandaHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-20
Hi! My name is Amanda. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Humboldt, Nebraska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AutumnHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
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RefugioHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
My family and friends are important to me. If either of them needs a hand at something, i'm usually there at a moments notice. I like to relax in; front of the tube watching movies, saunas,or hydrotherapy spas;). Some of the music you would find on my iPod are: The Smiths, B.R.M.C., The Verve, Death Cab For Cutie, Snow Patrol. I try to play guitar when I get a chance, my influences are Johnny Marr, Dave Navarrow. Its not my expectation to meet someone that partakes in the same activities as I... however things would gel that much more if, for *** scream down mountains too. . I love to laugh, am a easy going happy go lucky guy. have a drink somewhere, go for a hike, biking (not so much in the winter),or snowshoeing (not so much in the summer)
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ThurmanHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I know EXACTLY what I want in a woman and I will list the criteria now....these are all without exception. And please, read quickly.SHE MUST:*be totally and completely into head games.*be willing to support an unemployed man by any means necessary.*be open to booty calls and one night stands.*be obediant and subserviant.*like iliterit men hoo kant thpell.*like a man who lies, cheats and is very abusive.*have only nude or extremely provocative pictures in her profile.*be repulsed by romance.SHE MUST NOT:*like any sports....especially hockey and football.*have any type of education whatsoever.*like to go out or do anything fun or spontaneous.*like music or movies.*have any type of sense of humour.*have any hair on her head....period. (Other body parts notwithstanding)*be opposed to excessive use of drugs and alcohol at any time of the day.*have any friends at all....no contact with family a plus.If this sounds like you, send me a message asking for permission to chat with me. Due to the messages pouring in at an alarming rate, expect a response within ***weeks. If you do not receive a response, myself and my staff have probably decided you are unworthy and do not fit the criteria. We thank you in advance.*************************************************************************************Ok, now for the real profile....About me:*I'm 100% Italian....except that I'm Canadian-raised.*I am NOT a typical guy. Well, for the most part anyway.*I will actually READ your profile.*I am sweet, outgoing, laid-back and considerate.*I'll call when I'm late. (See, I told you I'm not a typical guy)*I'm a patient listener.*I'm more of a giver than a taker.*I can spell, use proper punctuation and actually hold an intelligent conversation.*I love to sing, though not always well.*I'm a passionate kisser.*I won't forget your birthday.*I'm just a big cuddly teddy bear with a bit of a wild side.*I won't cheat on you.*I love to go out and have a good time.*I love to stay in and have a good time.*I usually don't say "I" this much.*I'm quick-witted and creative.*I love music. It can change my mood *** would love to cook for you.*I love to travel and try to go abroad at least once a year.* (typical guy alert!)*I'll make you laugh....sometimes until it hurts.*I prefer to take things slow.*I like to do things just because....About you:*You should have enough similar interests to help us bond, but enough differences to allow us our individuality.*You can have a conversation with me for more than five minutes before I want you to just shut up.*You capture me so much that I really want you to just shut up.....and kiss me.*You should love sports, but it's negotiable!*You are outgoing, laid-back and secure.*You have the cutest smile.*You enjoy your own space as much as I do mine. The time we spend together will always be special while the time apart will keep us wanting more.*You have eyes that melt me.*You have beautiful long hair for me to play with.*I can smile at you while you're sleeping, shake my head and whisper, "What in the world are you doing with me?"*You intoxicate me with your smell.*You love to be caressed and shown affection.*You can trust me.*You can put up with the things I haven't mentioned here.Is that sales pitch long enough???Now, if you've managed to read that WHOLE thing....hunny, you might as well send me a message. No use wasting all that time, right? ***P.S.*** It seems a lot of girls are a little freaked out by guys who add them to their favourites list without attempting to contact them. Well, I have to say that I am guilty of that myself, but there is a reason for it. Maybe some guys do just want to look at a girl's picture for hours on end for his own satisfaction, but I doubt that's why the majority do it. Of course, I can only speak for myself here.Some girls have very interesting and amusing profiles which I like to go back and read every now and then. Then there are certain girls who catch my attention and intrigue me, but for some reason I feel I'm not yet ready to contact them, but I don't want to lose track of them should I decide to finally make the effort. The only way to do that is to add them as a favourite. That's not so creepy now is it? What would we do on a first date? Well, that depends on the person and what they like of course. But if I had to go into it blindly, I'd say we start off with dinner. I love a girl who likes food and isn't paranoid about eating more than a crouton at one sitting. Dinner is always good to learn things about people; what they like to eat, what their mannerisms are, whether they like to talk or not and whether they'd offer to pick up the cheque! But seriously, dinner is usually a good place to start to get to know somebody. Maybe even a picnic in the park. Then we can move on to a little fun....go bowling or mini-golfing or to a sports bar or a jazz lounge or something like that....a place to have a few drinks, loosen up, maybe dance a little, maybe play some pool or foosball, have a few laughs and see what kind of chemistry develops. After that, if things go well, we can take a walk or get an ice cream or coffee before ending the night with a warm tight hug or a soft innocent kiss. I'll end the suspense right now ladies, I am not opposed to a kiss on the first date, so you can all exhale now. And the rest is history....If all else fails, what's the worst that could happen? Maybe you escape with a new friend....maybe even a new sucker to take money from in poker. Life's an experience....soak it up.P.S. Call within the next 30 minutes and we'll throw in a second date....absolutely free!!!
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MerylHumboldt
- Nebraska
- United States
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Thanks for stopping by to check out my profile! ;)How about you and I enjoy what life has to offer *** the boring hours we might put in on this site! ;) I am looking to date and just see where things go! I am not looking to jump into something serious right away so dont be scared by the heading"looking for a relationship"! That said, lets meet up with no expectations other than enjoying our time spent together! If something develops along the way then thats great! I am a Christian man and it is a part of who I am so, First and foremost; I am looking for a woman who is of the same faith and shares my belief and love for God. I am looking for a woman who is stable on their own and is not super high demanding for my time because I have a daughter and son who I am very involved with in all they do and I am trying to finish some courses to a better career..I would love to find someone who is honest and knows the meaning of the word "Integrity" and who likes and appreciates the simple things in life..I would like to find a woman who is Real and who can enjoy the moment without putting pressure and expectations on herself or myself because she understands that life is an ongoing exciting challenge! I coach sports in the local area and try to do volunteer stuff as well if time is permitted.. I appreciate good deeds and good people!I have a quick witted sense of humor but know how to be serious as well.I enjoy seeing others smile so I guess you could say I have a good heart. Now onto the best part of creating this profile.., Looking for You! ;) As for the actual 1st date im sure we can decide together?!For the 1st meet and greet perhaps grab a Coffee/Tea and go for a walk..
