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Capricorn · Looking for: Man, 20–30
"All right you got a job. You clean toilets or cut grass or whatever the hell it is you do. This is what I do. I shoot people in the face."I love scars , I want to touch them . They prove you've been through something , that you have a story worth telling , even if the scars aren't visible . Tell me your story .I'm definitely not from this day and age , I prefer old fashions and gentlemen who would stand when a lady left the table or came back , chivalry and honesty and fighting for the women you wanted to love and protect and honor and be with . I can't fully explain that but . . . yeah . I'm a genuinely unique individual , it grows on you .I like grammar and sarcastic , witty humor . Yummy food , working out , and singing loudly without caring who can hear me . Really late night drives that have no real destination , ghostly encounters , and people-watching . I have my flaws , you can accept them or run from them . The Vlogbrothers are brilliant , I want to fall in "nerdfighterlike" . I want to travel the world . I am passionate about too many things to list . I was in school for Criminal Justice but stopped to help raise my nieces and nephews . I have no children , but have been researching adoption since I was about 14 . I write . A LOT ! Books , short stories , etc . I love trucks and motorcycles because of my Father . I have different beliefs in all aspects of life than my family , I still love them just the same . I could definitely see myself with a guy who is tattooed , I could sit and get lost in your tattoos , tracing them with my fingertips . I give a pretty good back massage and am quite a fan of the human body (mostly) . I like certain parts more than others . A nice pair of hands or nice collar bones could really just get me all googly eyed . I love when people have me listen to music I've never heard , it means more when you're so passionate about it that you feel compelled to share it . I'm just slightly too hopelessly romantic , I blame my zodiac sign . I love listening to acoustic guitars and pianos being played , very soothing . A nice voice while speaking is a turn on . I'm a really big quote fan , whether it's music , movies , oror just something I randomly read - I'm constantly writing them down to remember . If you can't manage to hold a good conversation , go elsewhere . I cannot take one more person messaging me and constantly sending one word answers , oror asking me over and over again "how are you?" or "what are you doing?" Maybe I'm disposing of a body right now , you obviously won't believe that response , especially if I'm dumping it in a bog because everyone knows that it's illegal to do that ! Seriously , let's continue . . .I don't reply to all my messages , sometimes it's just a nasty message like "I want to lick you all over" to which I just want to spray Lysol in my own eyes . I'm not here to look for random sexual acts , so stop now if you want to message me for that . I'd love if something came out of this all , but I'm just flirting in good faith right now . We all know that 60% of the time it works every time .The info I originally had in my profile was so damn long that I put it all in one place and if you want to read it , awesome ! If not , whatever ! Doubt most people read it anyway . Here it is : [ http://thelastpoet.tumblr.com/post/36728957649/pof ] . Forget about a first date for now , I need some great conversations first !
