Singles In Russia, OH

Magdalene

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

I'll start with this my cousin whom I've very close with is in the military and currently at Fort Leonardwood ... I was down the start of Feb. and had a blast...I'll be down June 9th till the 15th... Seeing how my cousin and his wife recently had a baby they can't hang out and go do as much as I'd like to do so I'd love to find some people to maybe go out with and show me so cool things... I'll pay in cheese curds!)I know this is long you don't have to message me telling me so!YOUR NIGHT/DAY IS ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT BETTER : ) IN...3..2...1....DEAL BREAKERS!A) IF YOUR GANGSTER-ISH OR SAG YOUR PANTS!... I say this not because most men who do this are of a darker color and I have a problem with that... However some of my trailer park/hillbilly family may... and that could get awkward! I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO MARRIED MEN! Yes I know despite the fact that you're cheating on your wife and you're prolly a lying **stard I'm sure the possibility that you're a nice guy is there... I'm just not willing to take that chance!B) I DO NOT WANT A ONE-NIGHT STAND!... This will eventually lead to unwanted phone calls due to my amazing skills... I'm not trying to break hearts here!C) I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN A THREE SUM OR ANY SUM FOR THAT MATTER!... OR ANY OTHER OBSCENE SEXUAL THING YOU CREEPERS CAN COME UP WITH... That's pretty self-explanatory!D) I AM NOT LOOKING TO REVICE PICTURES OF ANY SEXUAL NATURE!;member" is adorable the truth is they for the most part look like every other baby or again in your case "member" The difference is babies get more cute with time and unfortunately your stuck with your "member". E) NO STALKERS/ CREEPERS... I don't have time for that... And I don't want to end up in a garbage bag in your trunk, because that would prolly make the list of worst first dates ever! F)YOU MUST MAKE ME LAUGH... I'm sorry if this post doesn’t make you laugh and you can't come up with something equally as awesome and witty... this will never work... G) PLEASE BE BETWEEN ***... I'm not sure how to have the conversation with my parents about how this new guy I'm seeing graduated high school the same year they did... and I'd like to try and avoid that awkward moment when we're in public and you're mistaken for my father.Now for those of you who have met those above requirements…ME...I'm sarcastic! I have an awesome family!I work at an optical office... I love my job.I DO NOT use drugs... I am NOT "***friendly" ... would be best if you didn't use drugs either.I grew up with all boys so I learned fast when to swing and when to haul ass.I swear like a sailor.I have a give em’ hell mentality. I have the best stories! I love love love music & love Karaoke... Because basically after about 12 PBR's I'm a rock star!A hole in the wall, a screaming juke box and a Shot of whiskey... I call that solving problems.Big fan of road trips... Nothing better then a back road and blasting some good country music with the windows down!I love tractor pulls… I’m an IH fan : ) I love the outdoors (hunting…fishing…camping) However… I'm not really a big fan swimming... pools= Burning eyes... bad hair... sunburns... little kids pee-pee! Lakes = mouthful’s of dirty water and FISH POOP... dead fish... fish sex... dead bodies!I hate bugs (I kill them with Windex while jumping up and down!)... I also hate snakes so if you wanna be friends you'll have to promise to throw yourself in front of a snake at any given moment and I would prefer in that moment you have a super awesome Australian accent!I love adventures.I have an attraction to... -Anything vintage looking - The 40's and 50's -Men in Uniform... Military...Police...Fire...UPS ... and in that order ha-ha! -A southern accent -Red head's -A man with a guitar -Tattoos! -Cowboy boots -Bow ties -Road Trips - sense of humor I hate cats and small overly hairy dogs... Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm an ***hole! BUT please do not let your cat prance around my lap and legs and laugh and say oooh he likes you that’s soooo cute... no really it's not I am now caked in cat hair and as for your cat I'd like to punt it across your living room... yep that’s how cute I think that is!I do however love dogs (large dogs)I'm a horrible driver... I mean give me a break I am a woman… I know what I'm good at making sandwiches and babies! HAHA THAT WAS A TOTAL JOKE! When I'm not screaming the lyrics to songs... I'm normally making racecar noises.I enjoy Non-adult fun, which may include any of the following combinations... Wal-.. foam sword fights... prank calls... sliding down stairs in laundry baskets...sledding... watching cartoons in pj's... Nerf and or water gun fights... = ] ... AND COKE CAUSE I'M DANGROUS!I love kids or as I call them cupcakes... However I will bring them candy and they will receive the most annoying toys I can find for whatever excuse of a holiday I can come up with!I have weird quarks... I challenge every person I see eating a banana to do it as non-sexual as possible... It's usually makes my day! I can be as crud and off putting as I want cause I'm a woman and it's cute... You may not because you’re a man and it's creepy and un gentlemen like! Double standers suck!..... which part is more weird that I'm a grown adult so loves sleep overs with her best friend or waking up to someone at 3 am whispering "I can show you the world" in your ear?You...You must have...-HAVE A truck... although I'll consider those of you with a car/suv... I say this because at any given moment I may need to be rescued from evil doers! (pedal bikes do not count... I'm sure your huffy has sweet pegs but I'm prone to falling and well you can image).- HAVE A phone... This is for two reasons... I'll need to be able to get ahold of you to alarm you that I’m in need of rescue and also because at 3 am when I've had to much to drink drunk Jessica needs to be able to wow you with her awesome night- YOU MUST BE FUNNY! I need to find someone who can put up with my goofiness! … Laughing until you pee is not a bad thing!- YOU MUST BE ABLE TO QUOTE DUCK DYNASTY… ha-ha come on are you really that surprised?- YOU MU

Faith

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: man. In age: 18-38

Hi! My name is Faith. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Russia, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Kaiya

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

Hi, I am 22 years old. I enjoy reading, writing, foreign dramas, traveling, food, photography, sports (baseball, football, hockey, etc.), and a wide range more. As far as what I believe makes me unique. I have published a few poems, and hope one day to publish a novel. I write everything from drama scripts to novellas, I have my own poetry site also. I was active in renaissance fairs for over ten years. I enjoy trying new things and I hope one day to travel the world.My goals and aspirations is to not only write a novel some day but also I would like to get into stage performing. I love acting and though I have only been a few productions I hope to do more on a larger stage some day. Also, I hope to find a good man, who will stay by my side through thick and thin. One day have a family of my own and like my parents celebrating thirty years together.My taste in music is wide ranged. I like a bit of everything from Mozart to J-pop bands like F.T Island, a german band Cinema Bizarre... I also grew up on oldies such as The Drifters, Beach Boys, The Temptations and also iokay with the country side too. So I am not limited to anything, and always looking for more good music. Here's some fun facts about me, I have a past but it makes me who I am, and I'm proud of who I will become. Currently as of ***I have over seven hundred books in my own personal library. I have two chow/mix dogs and two american Bobtail cats. I love motorcycles and currently am getting my license for one. I am taking acting and modeling classes. I want to learn sky diving. Love Rock Climbing. I take Nature photos. Played a lady in the court at my old renaissance fair. Collect knifes, swords, fairies, books and few other things. Love trying new cuisine. I hope to put my best foot forward and find someone that can make me smile and laugh. Till then best of luck in your search. Any questions about me just ask. I am very particular about how my appearance. I take great care of how look, I hope to find someone that believes the same. I take pride in looking good. Also on this note, I am looking to take things slow and build a friendship with a relationship down the line, unless there is that *** that stops and makes my heart flutter. I am a sucker for romance, so bring on the passion. Something fun.. and creative. Out the box. Something that builds up conversation and gives the chance to get to know one another.

Patria

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

I am a very fun, outgoing and kind hearted person. I am a very simple girl and enjoy the little things in life. I got a full time position upon graduation and I stayed! I am a little country girl at heart so this area is perfect for me. I love to watch and play almost all sports. I love to be outside when the weather is nice, I'm not a big fan of the cold. I used to be into the bar scene but now I'm pretty much over it....although it is fun to go back down memory lane sometimes! Music is a big part of my life and my faith. I am on the praise team at my church and it is an amazing feeling being up there singing on Sundays. Family is a very important part of my life as well and I spend as much time with them as I can. I am very close with everyone in my family ...even though we live far apart. I am the type of person that will drop everything for a friend or family when they are in need. I have been out of the dating world for a while now because I was focusing on getting my life in order and figuring out what I wanted out of it. I am looking for a man that is close with his family, close in his relationship with Christ, is honest, outgoing, fun-loving, adventurous, romantic but goofy, if you know how to country two step...bonus!, into sports and enjoys going to games, has a good job and knows what he wants out of life and must be taller than me and takes care of himself health wise. I don't want to sound rude but being really overweight and having messed up teeth is a huge dealbreaker for me.Message me if you want to know anything else about me, I'm an open book!! I'd like to go somewhere where we can talk and get to know each other. Then after that its always nice to go and do something that shows the creative and fun side of someone.

Brad

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23

Hi! My name is Brad. I am never married islam caucasian man without kids from Russia, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Ankit

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-55

Hi! My name is Ankit. I am never married hindu indian man without kids from Russia, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Heater

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

Hi! My name is Heater. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Russia, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Ekaterina

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: man. In age: 18-24

Hi! My name is Ekaterina. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Russia, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Refugio

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

I\'m sweet, pretty, & smart. My relationship with God is awesome. If I break it, let me fix it. I need a partner I can take care of and who can take care of me, together we will help each other.

Wcharegd

• Russia

• Ohio
• United States

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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-24

Hi! My name is Wcharegd. I am never married islam native american woman with kids from Russia, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.