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EuraMason
- Michigan
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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PansyMason
- Michigan
- United States
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
So after much convincing, I am on this site to see what it has to offer. The dating scene here is much different than the northeast, and needless to say I've had mixed (and somewhat unsuccessful) results over the years. For fun, I like to go out and have a few drinks with friends, go to the beach, go to the movies, take road trips, and play kickball. I love going to concerts and I'm a huge hockey fan (go Bruins!). I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I'm looking for a guy who will make me laugh everyday and wants someone in their life to have good times with.If you're just looking for a piece of ass.... I've probably already turned you down at the bars so keep looking! :) Something atypical that will show me you are creative and that "this" won't get boring after ***dates.
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KendraMason
- Michigan
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
So a little about myself...I'm a nurse at a local hospital. It's tough, but I love it. Contemplating going back to school but I love all of the time off we get :) This past year I finally got to travel out of the country with my best friend/roommate and I'm itching to travel again. In my free time I like to be active - kickboxing, volleyball, playing frisbee in the park, kayaking, going on adventures with friends, dancing all night... I'm really up for anything Something casual like drinks at a cool bar or even lunch/dinner to see if our personalities mesh well together
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YurikoMason
- Michigan
- United States
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm a private person. I like my life to be as drama free as possible. I'm simple and like simple things. I am not materialistic. I'm old fashioned.. I hate to fill out more in this column just to update my profile.
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MarisolMason
- Michigan
- United States
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-26
Hi! My name is Marisol. I am never married catholic hispanic woman without kids from Mason, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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NahlaMason
- Michigan
- United States
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Adventurous, optimistic, easy going girl ;-)Attn: If u don't own a vehicle, don't bother. if ur looking for a casual hook up, keep looking. I def dont need a dating site to get booty. I'm on a another level. Ur welcome.
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DemutedoMason
- Michigan
- United States
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-36
Hi! My name is Demutedo. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Mason, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AdellaMason
- Michigan
- United States
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Well I am a single mother of a precious baby boy that is 9 months old. I'm athletic I love to play sports some of my favorites are volleyball, softball, and tennis. I also like to play board games and cards. I am very competitive but not a sore loser. I hate people that are fake or lie all the time it just doesn't make sense to me. I am very easy going but sometimes out spoken or blunt I just tell it as I see it! I don't mean to be rude. I want a man that is fun and who can make me laugh. I am a beautiful person fun, loyal, and true. What you see is what you get I have nothing to hide cuz I'm proud of who I am! Lying is for ****'s be as you are not what you make up and pretend to be. I would like a guy that has a plan not someone that says we can do whatever u want! That is lame! Also, something fun, original, and be creative! A memory that makes me smile keeps me coming back!
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MattlegomastozMason
- Michigan
- United States
Online
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Mattlegomastoz. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Mason, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DonniekurnhzMason
- Michigan
- United States
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Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Hi! My name is Donniekurnhz. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Mason, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
