Single Men in Middletown, Maryland, United States

Dexter

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

Hi thank you for taking time to look at me. I'm very much a family man that loves to have my daughters. My daughters are getting older now and I'm getting more time to myself. I'm a decent and honest caring man and I don't need to lie to get a date. It always catches up with you. I'm serious looking for love and to spend time with someone .I've a good sense of humour and like make people laugh. My hobby is when I can get out on my motor bike. I dont use it alot but great to get up to the lakes when i can. I enjoys walks as long as there is a pub at the end of it. Ha ha. I dress well smart but casual and always smell nice. So if you want to know more please get in touch Mike xxUpdate. If your looking for a honest man. Who has a cheeky nature and makes people laugh. I'm here. Looks and how they dress are not important. You can change that. Not that I don't dress bad. First impressions count in my eyes Im a down to earth tall guy. Yes tall. With a great personality and good manners that most of you ladies are looking for. I'm not materialistic and yes I can spell to lol. So go by your gut feeling if you like me. Plus all I say in my profile is honesty and all me Ps. Mobile app. I'm not on Here ***Meet up see if there is a spark. Drink coffee who knows. Sort that out between each other. Oh no meeting at the home. Neutral ground

Jason

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 30-44

Hi! My name is Jason. I am never married atheist caucasian man with kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Aherne

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

WELL HERE GOES LOL !!! i would decribe myself as a decent hardworking loyal Guy!!! (but then i would lol ) whilst i don't claim to be "Brad Pitt" or "Richard Gere" AND don't wanna be,i am perfectly happy within myself and who i am !!! ;) ;) ;)!!!BUT then i'm not looking for ";? OR "; mind you i'm not looking for a "Pat Butcher" either ( SORRY PAT) LOL...I'm Genuine / Honest / Sincere and with a heart of gold and Very easy going and my glass is always "HALF FULL" and more !!! i don't tell "PORKY'S" don't do "BULLSHIT" and expect the "SAME IN RETURN"!!! What you see is what you get!!!>>> i'm outgoing "LOVE LIFE" and the life and soul of the party and a "VERY HAPPY CHAPPIE" :***so if you're "BORING" a "MANIC DEPRESSIVE" was in court "LAST WEEK / NEXT WEEK" sorting out an "INJUNCTION" on you're EX' or you've been on ( or about to ) "; on "; wear a "TAG" "CROSSDRESSER" or born a "FELLA" with a "BIGGER PAIR" then me (whoops) then kindly "PEE OFF"!!! (OMG there's some funny's on here) And i DON'T do misserable Moaner's (never have never will) "LIFE's TO SHORT" so come on let's have"SOME FUN" and "ENJOY"what life has to offer :)))!!! Weather it be a couple down the local or a weekend away (love getting away) i love to have laugh ;***Well were only here once!!! (thank god cos this site drive's you Nut's ) ;) ;) ; (hence the crazy sense of Humour lol) but have taken some time out as i became fed up! and when that happens its time for a break!!! althow now starting to miss the buzz of being on the stage!!! I done "The Knowledge"(finally) and work as a "; (And a Very proud one) which allows me to work when i want and need to ;) ;) ;)!!! some Days some Evenings!!!!!! I have 1 Daughter Sam who's OMG "19" and we have the most "Fantastic Relationship" and Really are the best of friends !I'm looking to meet someone who's "Honest & Sincere" (STOP LAUGHING) and looking for the same as me ,can't be hard to find "CAN IT"??? NO "MESSERS" OR "TIME WASTER's" PLEASE!! P/S if you just wanna a "FREE NIGHT" Out and a "QUICK SHAG" then kingly"NAFF OFF" and go and "ANNOY SOMEBODY ELSE" !!! i'm worth so much more than that and "Nobody's Fool" and that's NOT what i'm looking for "DONE THAT YEAR'S AGO" when i had loads more HAIR and me good ol "CORTINA" (LOVED THAT CAR);) ;) ;) !!! THE GOOD OL "80's" IE "human leaque"/dexey's/ub40/soft cell/spandau ballet ETC ETC OMG brings tears to me eyes (PROPER DAY'S) In an ideal world ur children (if u have any) would be at least be teenagers so we can go to the pictures/Bowling etc etc at short notice (unless mum lives nxt door lol) I would like to get away every ***weeks !!! weather it be "; or "; or the ";!!! dont really care aslong as the companys good!!!its time to "Enjoy Life" and to find some one to enjoy it with would be NICE!!! So if you like what you've seen/read then get in Touch!!! if not then "GOODBYE AND GOOD LUK IN YOU'RE SEARCH" regards Steve ;) ;) ;)P/S i no we need to make contact via ***'m not into sending loads & loads of *** in day out etc etc i find it hard work lol(sorry) so i'de rather Text/talk on the phone!!! its been around such a long time and so easy to use lol lol lol so just ask for my Mobile and Chat ! ! ! P/S NO PICTURE NO CHAT!!!!NO LONELY MARRIED WOMAN ***NITE STANDERS / BUNNY BOILERS (Fatal Attraction) OR ANYONE UNDER THE MENTAL HEALTH ACT "***" amended ***NEED APPLY !!!!!! ***\\***Please ***\\\***Put This ***On Your ***Profile If ***You Know ***\\\***Someone ***\\***Who Died ***\***Of ***\\\***Cancer "OPTION 1"!!!>>>>>>>>>>> Go to a fancy restaurant in a Posh hotel & charge the meal to somebody's room.On the way out, steal an expensive car and practice "handbrake turns" in a Tesco car park ;)))Dump the car & take a bendy-bus somewhere (don't pay of course) then steal a "powerful Kawasaki motorbike" ;)))Have wild sex at 56mph whilst i'm pillion of course (ie behind you) on a road that has speed cameras ;***and load's & load's of "Speed Hump's" and let them do all the work "Yippeeeeeeeeee" ;)))THEN>>>>>>>>>>>>Go to a Police Station and report that we have been abducted by aliens ;)))Finally, back to my home and phone our old teachers and tell them what we really think of them ;)))!With any remaining Energy, see how far across the room we can move my bed, while on it (ofcourse)! Oh and it's big (the bed silly)!! ;***OR IF YOU'RE "BORING" LIKE ME and you don't fancy "OPTION 1" then we could try>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"OPTION 2"!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>HAVE a walk round "Covent Garden" which is GREAT!!! The "South Banks" Brill!!!And as for "; now thats's FAB!!!And let's not forget about good ol "; & the "Cutty Sark" now that's got the "WOW FACTOR"!!! But Hey Sharing a bag of chip's at the "Seafront" ("; is me fav )sitting on the seawall and watching the sun set!!! WOW that wld be "Lovely Jubbly"!!! OPTION 3 how about getting a "BORIS BIKE" and having a good ol ride around town & end up in "; (if we make it) dump the bikes (in the "Thames" ) then make a Quick escape on the "Cable car" And end up by the "Excell" for a bite to eat ;***then from there we could get the "Thames Clipper"; OMG now that would be "BLOODY AMAYZING" ;) ;) ;) but hey if the companys good " WHO GIVE'S A MONKEY,S " ;***;***;***xxxOPTION 4 Mmmmmmmmmmmm don't turn up ;( ;( ;( so the choice is your's option ***you decide xxx

Kelly

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

Hi. I'm well travelled, and healthy-ish. Haha. Like my mountain biking, &; Love music & going to gigs. Love kids. Have my own painting & decorating business. Anything else, just ask! A drink somewhere quiet.

Jager

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36

Send me an *** can get to know each other. ***

Denis

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

I've re-written this bit a few times over the last few weeks; trying to get it just right. First impressions and all that.I could go on about what a nice fella I am, genuine, caring, loyal and all the usual guff. And while I believe that all to be true -- because it is -- I'm pretty sure that's what everyone else is going to say. After all, "axe welding woman hater" isn't going to get too many responses (I hope!) is it?The challenge then: how do I stand out from the crowd without repeating the same old cliches and platitudes?Nope, no idea.So while I really am a genuine, funny (apparently), honest, slightly over-.. that's it I think.Hey Ho. Speak soonSteve Coffee or maybe a drink somewhere where we both feel comfortable.

Norwood

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

I don't take myself too seriously,have a good sense of humour,don't mind socialising and going out to various places. Like to enjoy myself,while I still can! I think in a public place,in a relaxed and informal place and I'll not to get too nervous!

Jeptha

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

I am domesticated, can cook, clean, do the washing, iron make my own lunch box ; )I am genuine and looking for a genuine relationship. Very loyal and honest, don't like playing games.would like to meet someone to share good times with and enjoy each others company.Love scuba diving be it abroad or in this country. like socialising, pubs, restaurants, passionate about cooking.Just got into cycling and enjoying it, be better in the summer.Like most music usually whats in the charts, but still listen to 80's.going to the cinema.Travelled the world(Backpacking) when younger but still alot of places to visit.P.s. yes im over my ex been divorced over 5 years now. Have a great relationship with my 2 boys 19 and 16. Coffee/Tea, or a sociable drink chat and see if we get on.

Tubal-Cain

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

Hiya. Im a fun loving cheeky chappy, but a genuinely nice person with high moral standards. Im told I have a good sense of humour, and would enjoy the same in prospective partners. Im an active person who still plays competative football, and I enjoy the gym which I attend most days. Ive put average for my body type on this profile, but when the trainings going well I can get somewhere near athletic ha ha. Hopefully their are some fit ladies out there who like to look after themselves too. I still enjoy a game of golf, but I don't play very often these daysI have a good social life, I enjoy drinks with friends, going to the pics, walks and im also happy couching out and watching a bit telly. I luuurrrvvv my sunny hols, and get away whenever I can. I like all sorts of music and have been known to throw a few shapes when the time or jaeger bomb level is right :o). I also like to cook, and have become canny at it, im now ranked the best BBQ chef in the northern hemisphere in my head. I love kids to bits, but I don't want to start having new babies, so if having kids is important to you im not for you. Anyway rather than write war and peace on here, I find the best way for two grown ups to get to know each other best is to have a chat and meet up. Send a message and I promise I wont bite! Something low key I reckon. Coffee during the day perhaps

Larryjfre9B

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32

Hi! My name is Larryjfre9B. I am divorced other caucasian man without kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.