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Humphry, 49

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About Me

Hi! My name is Humphry. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from United States, Maryland, Middletown. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Monty

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    Who am I? Well, I don't like to brag or anything (total lie), but I can do like 12 push ups in a row.I'm not into drinking in bars or wineries (editors note: yet another lie). He met his long time girlfriend from here. However, he claims to be better looking and more successful than me. Clearly, that is impossible. Maybe he met her on Christian Mingle, I don't recall. On a side note, don't we all know Mingle = Screwing? They aren't fooling anyone.If you know who "The Dude" is and how to tie a room together, we will get along great! My humor tends to be on the R rated side. I'd sure like to tell you I read Playboy for the articles, however....I have two young girls, and I have shared custody. They come first, of course. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised. I truly love to be a dad. However, there are times when I feel like exploring my legal options when they lose/hide the remote.As of this year (yes I'm one of those) I am very into eating healthy and being very active. I would like to find someone equally motivated. I have switched from all forms of soda and of course went to exclusively drinking flaming grand marniers. I hate evil, delicious carbs! My food interests range from Bacon to anything with bacon on it. And anything in between.Things I like: Sushi, Bacon, Steak, Bacon wrapped Sushi, Bacon wrapped Steak, Steak wrapped Sushi.I'd love to find a sweet (and maybe a little sassy), athletic woman with a good heart who likes to dine out, movies, comedy clubs, sports bars, bike or hike trails, weekend roadtrips, patio bars, live music, etc for friendship leading to a relationship.One note, I do love animals, but here is my pet hierarchy: Dogs > Fish > Birds >; Dragon >; Cats. I mean, really, would you be interested in man who has cats?Being on an Internet dating site is neither of our proudest moments, but let's make the best of it and have fun with this. 30 Day Risk Free Trial! Lots of laughs, interrupted by me inexplicably looking at my smart (?) phone to fire off several *** work in complete silence. Perhaps a drive later in my windowless van?

  • Bartley

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

    Hi there,I only won £10 but now I've got your attention I'm Dave & I'm 49 years old &The things I enjoy most are travelling, most music and going to gigs, socialising with friends, eating out, going to the cinema and most sports especially football. I would like to meet someone with similar interests to my own to share some good times with.Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile, if you would like to know more please fell free to send me a message. Go out to a nice bar for a few drinks or meet for coffee so we can chat away and get to know each other a bit better.

  • Ahmad

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    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Been away from this for a couple of years now, for one reason or another, and i thought i would give it another go. seems to me like you meet one of two sorts of ladies on here, either really nice or complete BUNNY BOILERS, before you go any further, if you are the latter, please fish in another pond !!!! Anyway lets get down to the sales pitch. 6,2 Dark (well greying) hair, loves the outdoors, i like a lady that can make me laugh, make me feel wanted and make me want to come home early from work. I have one beautiful daughter, but have no wish to have any more. I love music, but my tastes need updating. Travelling is a high priority. As i said i love a giggle, mainly at myself. So if you feel you want to know more, and discuss the fashion sense ! please get in touch, otherwise happy fishing x x Clinkoh and the crucial question is , do you like marmite ? First date should be nervous but not scary, probably in a eatery of some sort, so neither of us feels totally uncomfortable. A few drinks a possiblility but a few laughs are mandatory.

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