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Leo · Looking for: Woman, 43–53
If you want to be successful on meetville, try this:1. Talk about your hobbies. 2. Talk about your goals and aspirations3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. 4. Describe your taste in music.AND THAT IS A RECIPE FOR SUCESSSo I will do this insteadME:SWM in lame job seeks neurotic for unfulfilling sex, unfulfilling sex, and hustling.-righteous indignation. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Archies greatest hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world weary air, memorizing useless facts and trivia, and laugh at my own mean-spirited, agenda driven jokes. I am 46 but look 58 and feel 75.YOU:You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you have ever had. Through a technicality you are not currently under court supervision or other wise grounded.Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town and now want to take your time with me.I would be open to an unsatisfying fling,but prefer a long term soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 25 and rehash mother issues with women over 53.Serious replies only, please Perfect first date would be getting sloshed in a dive bar while you flirt with seedy old men. Followed by an embarrassing screaming match.
