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NiaPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Nia. I am never married spiritual but not religious hispanic woman without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DamarisPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Looking for a man who not only belives in God, but also reveres Him. Its something that i would like to share with someone. Everything else is everything else. I love what i get to do everyday and love being with people and having fun.
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CarameloPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-44
Hi! My name is Caramelo. I am separated other hispanic woman with kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ElmerPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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RosaPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-24
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JrocPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-25
Hi! My name is Jroc. I am man without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AnnaPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-43
I like being myself, simple and original photos are not made in any professional place, I'm honest, faithful, loving, I like peace, I like to share, I love God, my family, my partner, animals the life I like to help others I am not proud, I do not like to complain, I'm not materialistic, injustice I hate, I love the beach, movies, sports, dancing, singing, travel, I like to cook good home I like everything.I DONT PLAY PLEASE THX. Si usted no busca una relacion por favor no me escriba gracias Do you not want relation please not talk me thanksa coffee and talk about the two
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BriannamPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
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KelleyPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-59
I like to work hard, hunt,fish,drink beer and have good time!( emphasis on HUNTING)!Here to meet interesting person(s)who likes doing the same kinds of things!
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AbeniiPembroke Pines
- Florida
- United States
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Abenii. I am never married other african woman without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
