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OswaldoOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.
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MaitlandOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
Im separated, going through a divorce, interested in dating. Enjoy country concerts, reds games, working out, and going out with friends. Let me know if youd like to chat Whatever we decide on
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HoracioOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
! just want to find a cool girl to kick it with when our schedules match up. Im a plumber so my schedule is pretty unpredictable. Also am a die-hard 49ers fan but if your a Raiders fan I could deal with it just cuz I will be able to talk more ish than u lol.Ive been looking for a good girl to cuddle up with that loves watchin movies or sports. If you love camping and fishing, we could just pitch a tent and fish all night long. My taste in music ranges from old Tu-Pac and E***Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, ***Mafia to the new Jeezy and ofcourse some Usher for when Im in the "mood". I also am into alot of hard rock like Breaking Benjamine, Volbeat, Slipknot, old Slayer, Pantera and Trapt. I grew up in the woods so I love the outdoors. Camping is one of my absolute favorite things to do, spring, summer, winter fall, I don't care. It would be cool to find a girl that knows where all the good hiking is. I'm very loyal to all my friends (girlfriends')who show me the same respect. Im a firm believer in you reap what you sow and surrounding myself with good positive people. I love a girl thats got attitude but not conceited. She has to have a good since of humor cuz IM a prankster. Lol Also, I need a girl that can have an inteligent conversation, you know, someone that can teach me something too. Hit me up if you want to know more. Whatever you want to do.