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CarlaOffline
Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 50-70
UPDATE - Until now, I have responded to all messages...even if to politely decline. Due to the actions of some who refuse to accept my right to my preferences, I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER those with whom I am not a match. NO RESPONSE MEANS NO INTEREST. My sincere apologies to the good and decent gentlemen on this site. I hate treating people this way, but I am through with receiving incoherent rants from the socially maladjusted. *******************************************************************************************************************************************************Basic Flying Rules: 1.Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.2. Maintain thy airspeed or thine earth shall rise up and smite thee. If you're looking for a sweet, simpering southern belle, or a raucous redneck..hie thee to the next profile. If you're seeking a simple, good-hearted gal..that ain't happening either. Ridiculously low maintenance, uncomplicated, drama-free, honest and straightforward. Most times unPC. I color outside the lines. I run with scissors. I don't abide by the rules of "polite" society. I'm not an excellent choice for the faint of heart, the overly straight-laced, or those not in possession of their "man" card.Retired military, now working with the military in a fun and rewarding second career.The eternal optimist...I don't spazz over the small stuff. My sense of humor is finely honed, snarky, wicked, dry and obscure. I find most things pretty damn funny. If your "flash-to-bang" needs calibrating, you possess "standard issue" humor, or you opted out of the feature entirely, you will likely not understand or appreciate mine. I tend to think outside the box (minds out of the gutter, boyz).Not a damsel in distress, hence don't require a knight (gallant or otherwise) to blaze a path to my rescue. Also not in need of completion, validation, or any other BS. I have NO ulterior motives, NO hidden agenda. Not in pursuit of a MRS degree, but should Mr. "OH HELLLL YEAH!!" pop up on radar, I won't run away screaming.I have NO desire to control or change you. If you have my interest, rest assured, I like you exactly as you are. It is not my style or intent to use and/or abuse you...and I'm too lazy to stalk you.I'm not broke(n), bitter, jaded, flummoxed, demented or in any other manner adversely affected by life experiences or previous encounters with fellow members of your species. I fully own up to my significant contribution to the demise of my past liaisons. Fluent in "man-speak". I think like a man....therefore, I have an entirely different mindset than the majority of women. You will find that "refreshing".I'm attracted to the traditional "man's man", "ruff, tuff, and hard to diaper" type "A" personality. (I'm an ENTJ - extraverted, intuitive, thinking, judging). I don't require you to be a rocket sturgeon, but common sense and an above average degree of situational awareness would be nice.I work hard to keep myself in good shape. Age is NOT an excuse to turn into a lardass. Should we meet, you will not be greeted by a sweathog or the cryptkeeper. I'd appreciate the same from you. My pics are recent, the dates ACCURATE, and exactly how I look NOW. Not everyone implodes after 50. Y'all on here "baiting" with decades-old pics.....white boy, please. I will admit a preference for military (former/active/retired) men.I am - PRO-MILITARY. Strong, kickass, take no prisoners. Heroes Don't Wear Capes .......They Wear Dog TagsPRO-right to bear arms (even the right to BARE arms if you prefer sleeveless) PRO-CHOICE Politically non-conformist. LOVE Allen West and Benjamin Netanyahu.....but I'd vote for Vladimir Putin also.Some FAQ/comments and my responses - "waddup/wazzup/'sup???" = not a damn thing"how dey hangin??" = dey AIN'T hangin, homeskillet. Dey will NEVER hang."send me a picture of your ass" = sorry, my ex said he would prefer I NOT send out his picture.AnYtHiNg wRiTtEn LiKe tHiS = rEaD/DeLeTeD************************************************************************************I don't want to stomp on anyone's feelers. We would make an unwonderful match if YOU:- don't have a personality/sense of humor similar to mine. (You interpret my profile as intimidating/arrogant/judgemental/feminazi-ish/ball breaker-y, etc.... vs the spirit in which it was intended.***MUST drink or be medicated to get through the day. I rarely drink. I don't mind if you do..in moderation. HOWEVER..if your permanent home of record is LA-LA land, take note..I operate in REAL world, REAL time, RE-ALity. If you are FUBARed - if you are not firing on all cylinders - if your ducks are not in a row - if your grip on reality is influenced by, or dependent upon, distilled or chemical assistance...best to move on to the next profile.- are oppressed, depressed, suppressed, obsessed, possessed, re-possessed.......or any other "essed" word. Ditto if you are perpetually pissy and/or a sadsack..prone to moodiness, self-pity, or any other assdart antics. - mouth writes checks that your ass can't cash. - look like hammered shiite. Slack-jawed yokels, mullets and metrosexuals don't inspire "dewiness" either...therefore, non-starters. - think, act, and sound.....O L D. Gentlemen, it ain't over til they throw dirt in your face. If you are offered soup or sex, and you choose the soup.....shuffle off to the next profile.....pleeeease! - EXCEED the STANDARD definition of "average" for body type. If you lean a little toward the heavy side of "average"......I'm OK with that. BUT...c'mon gang, let's tighten up our shot group on the profiles, shall we? Stand up...now look down. If you cannot espy body parts that SHOULD be visible, YOU ARE NOT "AVERAGE", chief.THIS SITE HAS IMPOSED A 14 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE RESTRICTION ON WHO YOU CAN MESSAGE. Gosh darnit, that sucks, and impinges on my cougar-ish tendencies, but...if you fall outside of those parameters ***and younger) and you simply MUST get a message to me,.... i.e. - stock market tips, pointing out grammatical errors, crotchety opinions, etc....."favorite" me, and I'll contact you, if interested. I only date within my own race.First date? Welllll, how 'bout...............THIS - No "date", just a meet and greet, maybe for a drink of some sort. If we find each other insufferably obtuse, we diverge flight paths after 15 minutes. No harm, no foul, nobody dies.or THIS - Skip the first date ritual. By the time we meet face-to-face, we will have already engaged in sufficient commo to determine if we have clickage, and I'll know I won't be in the company of a psychopathic axe murderer, or worse....a liberal. I'll just invite you over, we'll throw something on the grill, and hang out. YOU, of course, would be the grill sergeant, it being a "man" thing and all...A scrumptious stud muffin had THIS - "Polygraph followed by waterboarding and then a nice dinner." ....... on his profile for his first date idea. I was gonna put it on mine also, but too many of you knuckleheads would probably take me up on it. ======================================================================================================================================================================When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. Its the same when you are stupid. "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!!"
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ConsueloOffline
Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-63
Hi there... I am American and still live in the States (in Nashville, TN although I am from NYC) and hope to be living in the UK soon. I am an energetic, creative, sometimes serious and sometimes silly person who believes in doing my share in the world. I am an arts professional and enjoy the great outdoors. I jog and hike and ride my bike and try to eat healthy foods (organic when I can get it). I enjoy watching some sports, but LOVE baseball. It must be a past life thing or something. I am originally from the Big Apple and spent a lot of time by the ocean which I miss every day.Before I continue, I am only interested in a guy who has read my profile. It would be so lovely if you would take the time to find out a little bit about me. And, if you could show me you know how to construct complete sentences, I would be so appreciative. Forgive me, but the correct use of commas, caps and periods just makes my day! For example, the comma does not go two blank spaces after a word and three commas in a row will get you fined by the Oxford dictionary police! ?? We all make a few typos, and I'm sure there are a few here, but fairly good grammar is pretty high on my list.I am a professional musician, songwriter, educator and entrepreneur. I travel and tour as a jazz vocalist, guitarist and composer and play in the US and Europe. I write Country, Americana, and Pop music for film and television and various artists. I love my job and i'm so glad I get to do it!I enjoy meeting different kinds of people from different places. This has made me very open-minded and a little esoteric. I am a happy and busy person and would love to find someone intelligent and thoughtful, a gentle giant of heart who is enthusiastic, passionate and caring who enjoys the arts, film and literature and the outdoors.I am looking for a team player who can do his own thing and be supportive at the same time. I am looking for someone intelligent with street smarts. I’m not necessarily looking for Einstein, but some one with a big heart and some common sense is a good thing. Clean and well kept gets brownie points too. He has a curiosity about life and likes to laugh, gets Tina Fey and thinks Eddie Izzard is hilarious. I find it very attractive to see a strong and powerful man willing to show humility and share his feelings and some one who doesn’t mistake a woman's kindness for weakness. I want to be the reason he smiles in the middle of the day when we are apart. I want the thought of him to distract me and make me smile too. I want to hear his voice and feel his strength when we are not together and get from him, the courage and conviction to go forward in this crazy world.So climb your mountain and I will climb mine. Let's meet at the base camp to be recharged, get supplies and get pumped to go back up our individual mountains. Some times we will share our mountains with each other. Our time together is a special place where we are there for each other, encourage each other and support each other in being the best that we can be, team mates in the game of life.I am open to suggestions. I think it might be nice to grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine in a place where we can hear each other talk. I would like to hear what you have to say, see if we have mutual chemistry and see if we feel like we might be on the same page and turn it together.
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RebekahOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 17-37
*********************girls who are into girls only*******************And here it goes>>>I like to chill with friends and family. I love the out doors atv utvs dunn buggies, camping, hiking ect. I watch comedy, drama, action and lil kid movies like toystory,igor!megamind!!. Absolutely love working on vehicles. I like to hang with ppl who are socialy active.Or who can just chill or find random fun things to do, and know how to laugh.I do go to the bar every now and then, but usually to play pool, dance and watch amazing live bands. I love to dance but would rather be in a pub any day with local live bands or any open mike night :)I listen to all types of music...literly all types, yes I like country...grew up on it, but pritty much anything that makes me wanna dance or sing!!!!!!! I am pretty easy to get along with, very honest and opinionated. Yes that can be a bad thing but that's the way I was raised. I care for many ppl, I am very open and accepting to almost everything out there, so dont be afraid to share :) ps I am a ***lady...love my green.*****!!!!PS IF YOU DO ANY HARD DRUGS AT ALL DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME!!!***** been there done that, didn't want the t-shirt. Send me a messege if u'd like to know more:)Coffee,pool, go for a beer, a walk dosent matter really,get 2 know you. See where it goes from there. :) I have been "dating" ppl for the last few years. As of lately I am single and looking to get to know someone first , while building my life up for bigger and better things. Just looking for someone who has as much drive for life as I do. And that they live and love their own life. Because hey everyone has there own life before another person comes along. :)