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CarlaYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 50-70
UPDATE - Until now, I have responded to all messages...even if to politely decline. Due to the actions of some who refuse to accept my right to my preferences, I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER those with whom I am not a match. NO RESPONSE MEANS NO INTEREST. My sincere apologies to the good and decent gentlemen on this site. I hate treating people this way, but I am through with receiving incoherent rants from the socially maladjusted. *******************************************************************************************************************************************************Basic Flying Rules: 1.Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.2. Maintain thy airspeed or thine earth shall rise up and smite thee. If you're looking for a sweet, simpering southern belle, or a raucous redneck..hie thee to the next profile. If you're seeking a simple, good-hearted gal..that ain't happening either. Ridiculously low maintenance, uncomplicated, drama-free, honest and straightforward. Most times unPC. I color outside the lines. I run with scissors. I don't abide by the rules of "polite" society. I'm not an excellent choice for the faint of heart, the overly straight-laced, or those not in possession of their "man" card.Retired military, now working with the military in a fun and rewarding second career.The eternal optimist...I don't spazz over the small stuff. My sense of humor is finely honed, snarky, wicked, dry and obscure. I find most things pretty damn funny. If your "flash-to-bang" needs calibrating, you possess "standard issue" humor, or you opted out of the feature entirely, you will likely not understand or appreciate mine. I tend to think outside the box (minds out of the gutter, boyz).Not a damsel in distress, hence don't require a knight (gallant or otherwise) to blaze a path to my rescue. Also not in need of completion, validation, or any other BS. I have NO ulterior motives, NO hidden agenda. Not in pursuit of a MRS degree, but should Mr. "OH HELLLL YEAH!!" pop up on radar, I won't run away screaming.I have NO desire to control or change you. If you have my interest, rest assured, I like you exactly as you are. It is not my style or intent to use and/or abuse you...and I'm too lazy to stalk you.I'm not broke(n), bitter, jaded, flummoxed, demented or in any other manner adversely affected by life experiences or previous encounters with fellow members of your species. I fully own up to my significant contribution to the demise of my past liaisons. Fluent in "man-speak". I think like a man....therefore, I have an entirely different mindset than the majority of women. You will find that "refreshing".I'm attracted to the traditional "man's man", "ruff, tuff, and hard to diaper" type "A" personality. (I'm an ENTJ - extraverted, intuitive, thinking, judging). I don't require you to be a rocket sturgeon, but common sense and an above average degree of situational awareness would be nice.I work hard to keep myself in good shape. Age is NOT an excuse to turn into a lardass. Should we meet, you will not be greeted by a sweathog or the cryptkeeper. I'd appreciate the same from you. My pics are recent, the dates ACCURATE, and exactly how I look NOW. Not everyone implodes after 50. Y'all on here "baiting" with decades-old pics.....white boy, please. I will admit a preference for military (former/active/retired) men.I am - PRO-MILITARY. Strong, kickass, take no prisoners. Heroes Don't Wear Capes .......They Wear Dog TagsPRO-right to bear arms (even the right to BARE arms if you prefer sleeveless) PRO-CHOICE Politically non-conformist. LOVE Allen West and Benjamin Netanyahu.....but I'd vote for Vladimir Putin also.Some FAQ/comments and my responses - "waddup/wazzup/'sup???" = not a damn thing"how dey hangin??" = dey AIN'T hangin, homeskillet. Dey will NEVER hang."send me a picture of your ass" = sorry, my ex said he would prefer I NOT send out his picture.AnYtHiNg wRiTtEn LiKe tHiS = rEaD/DeLeTeD************************************************************************************I don't want to stomp on anyone's feelers. We would make an unwonderful match if YOU:- don't have a personality/sense of humor similar to mine. (You interpret my profile as intimidating/arrogant/judgemental/feminazi-ish/ball breaker-y, etc.... vs the spirit in which it was intended.***MUST drink or be medicated to get through the day. I rarely drink. I don't mind if you do..in moderation. HOWEVER..if your permanent home of record is LA-LA land, take note..I operate in REAL world, REAL time, RE-ALity. If you are FUBARed - if you are not firing on all cylinders - if your ducks are not in a row - if your grip on reality is influenced by, or dependent upon, distilled or chemical assistance...best to move on to the next profile.- are oppressed, depressed, suppressed, obsessed, possessed, re-possessed.......or any other "essed" word. Ditto if you are perpetually pissy and/or a sadsack..prone to moodiness, self-pity, or any other assdart antics. - mouth writes checks that your ass can't cash. - look like hammered shiite. Slack-jawed yokels, mullets and metrosexuals don't inspire "dewiness" either...therefore, non-starters. - think, act, and sound.....O L D. Gentlemen, it ain't over til they throw dirt in your face. If you are offered soup or sex, and you choose the soup.....shuffle off to the next profile.....pleeeease! - EXCEED the STANDARD definition of "average" for body type. If you lean a little toward the heavy side of "average"......I'm OK with that. BUT...c'mon gang, let's tighten up our shot group on the profiles, shall we? Stand up...now look down. If you cannot espy body parts that SHOULD be visible, YOU ARE NOT "AVERAGE", chief.THIS SITE HAS IMPOSED A 14 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE RESTRICTION ON WHO YOU CAN MESSAGE. Gosh darnit, that sucks, and impinges on my cougar-ish tendencies, but...if you fall outside of those parameters ***and younger) and you simply MUST get a message to me,.... i.e. - stock market tips, pointing out grammatical errors, crotchety opinions, etc....."favorite" me, and I'll contact you, if interested. I only date within my own race.First date? Welllll, how 'bout...............THIS - No "date", just a meet and greet, maybe for a drink of some sort. If we find each other insufferably obtuse, we diverge flight paths after 15 minutes. No harm, no foul, nobody dies.or THIS - Skip the first date ritual. By the time we meet face-to-face, we will have already engaged in sufficient commo to determine if we have clickage, and I'll know I won't be in the company of a psychopathic axe murderer, or worse....a liberal. I'll just invite you over, we'll throw something on the grill, and hang out. YOU, of course, would be the grill sergeant, it being a "man" thing and all...A scrumptious stud muffin had THIS - "Polygraph followed by waterboarding and then a nice dinner." ....... on his profile for his first date idea. I was gonna put it on mine also, but too many of you knuckleheads would probably take me up on it. ======================================================================================================================================================================When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. Its the same when you are stupid. "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!!"
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RhondaYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 51-71
I am me you are you and if by chance we meet it beautiful I am not in this life to live up to your expectations and your not here to live up to mine. As long as we have that straight we will meet and see where it goes.I do have tatoos and pericings,so if your looking for a Miss Fake keep looking. I am not old for 61yrs, I am a very young 61 yrs I am a down to earth person.I am open and speak my mind what I say is what I mean and what I mean is what I say. God my kids grandkids and great grand kids are #1 fish,camp,dancing,shooting pool, playing darts, swim,baseball,football,nascar ,harleys,horses,boats,travel,skydive riding quads old cars traveling any thing that is fun, I someday want to scuba dive,parasail,I like all music except Rap and hip hop I can dress to up for any occasion or dress down. I dont want any one that is in a realationship of any kind, no women, no bisexuals,Thanks for reading and hope to hear from you soon..
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GlYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
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SamanthaYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Samantha. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Yonkers, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SensatoYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Hi! My name is Sensato. I am separated catholic hispanic man with kids from Yonkers, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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RamosYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Ramos. I am widowed catholic hispanic man with kids from Yonkers, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JoanYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Joan. I am never married other african woman without kids from Yonkers, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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RosasalfredotpYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-43
Hi! My name is Rosasalfredotp. I am separated other mixed man with kids from Yonkers, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MeghanYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-53
I am a single mother of 2 daughters, ages 17 and 22. I am a happy go lucky person who loves life. I have much to offer if someone would return the favor.... I love being outdoors and anything that comes with it. I am a country girl. I don't like cheaters, liars and games. Don't waste my time! I am looking for someone who is honest, devoted, caring, and fun. So if you are serious about finding a partner, soul-mate, best friend all in one then I am the one. But if you only want to chat or to add another friend to your list then your looking in the wrong place so please don't wont waste my time. I want a long-term relationship that will eventually lead somewhere. I just want someone who is real!!!!!!!!We'll something in the norm. Movie, dinner or even a long walk and chat in the park .....
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KellyYonkers
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-58
I'm very easy-going with a positive outlook on life. Thankful for my health and the health of my loved-ones. Enjoy sporting events and live music! Love music - couldn't live without my sirius satelite and Ipod. All kinds of music. Enjoy hole in the wall taverns to fine dining. Love live concerts and theater. Just looking to share fun times with someone. Love to travel, dine out, good wine, Ravens football and Oriole baseball and hanging with great friends. I find humor in most everything and want the same in a partner. I'm very straight forward so you always know where i stand which i really appreciate in a partner as well. Slightly sarcastic, but always in good fun. Ready to find someone who enjoys spending time together whether laying on the sofa watching football, catching happy hour or a nice dinner.Although this site is challenging at times, it is a way to meet people that i ordinarily would not meet in my day to day activities so it is a necessary evil.Hope to hear from you.Meet for a****ail and see if we have things in common. If you are honest, you know fairly quickly if you are attracted to the other person and if you have similar interests.
