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Hanani
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Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
If you want to know about me just ask. Very outgoing and would like to settle down. . Im tired of bullshit, lies, etc. Will figure that out later. ..
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Shamer
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Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
I enjoy all types of music,outdoors and having fun with friends. I am told my best asset is my ability to show people a good time....I travel a lot so this makes it difficult to meet people. I love riding motorcycles both street and dirt. I look at some peoples profiles and some women look like they are putting in an order. Sorry if in the past you have been hurt by some dumbass who obviously couldn't see what they had. And some of us try hard at relationships and get abused. I don't really know how to get it across to people that I am a nice,smart, funny guy by putting it in a profile. So I guess for all the women who look but don't send a message saying "hi" at least.....your loss!!!!! To everyone else......HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! P.S. ***was my racing # not some juvenile joke I don't wanna divulge my secrets....
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Nethaneel
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Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
So I not get much play lately. Try meet ladies in bar but no so good. Go to jukebox, put on Whitesnake nod along to 'here I go again on me own', Check fly, check mouth stink, order two white russians and saunter over. I say: 'hello, this seat take?" Most time lady just run, scream, sometime pepperspray. Worst is when they do silent scream and vomit trickle down chin like hot fudge on sundae. How a guy supposed recover from that? I figure things good to go so I mark her with musk so other suitor know "" NO GOOD!; WEIGHT: LOTS EYES: SMALL HAIR: MATTED, BROWN, GREEN MARIGOLDRELATIONSHIP STATUS: SAD AND LONELY WANT CHILDREN: SMALL LITTERACTIVITIES: JAZZERSCIZE, T-BALL, RUNNING FROM CAMERAS, FILTH HOARDING, CHILLIN', CRYING SELF TO SLEEPCELEBRITY I MOST RESEMBLE: CHEWBACCA, MESELF, COUSIN IT FROM ADDAMS FAMILYIF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW: ON A BEACH IN THAILAND READING SARTRE SO ME CAN BE HIPSTER. AT SIX FLAGS EATING FIVE CORN DOGS BY FOUR PORT-A-JOHNS AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON SECOND DAY OF JANUARY.MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: ONETIME I WALKING DOWN RED CARPET AT FOREST CREATURE AWARDS AND I STEP IN DOG DOO. WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME: HEY I LIKE EASY GOING GUY, KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT CAN ALSO BE SEXY AS ALL GET OUT. GIVE GOOD BACK RUBS, SOMETIME MIGHT CRACK RIB BUT NOTHING THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPALE IN BUBBLE BATH NO FIX. I SMELL LIKE COMPOST BUT COMPOST SMELL LIKE FALL AND FALL VERY NICE WITH PRETTY LEAVES AND PUNKIN' PIE SO YOU JUST VISUALIZE AND EVERYTHING BE OK.