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Nethaneel, 42

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About Me

So I not get much play lately. Try meet ladies in bar but no so good. Go to jukebox, put on Whitesnake nod along to 'here I go again on me own', Check fly, check mouth stink, order two white russians and saunter over. I say: 'hello, this seat take?" Most time lady just run, scream, sometime pepperspray. Worst is when they do silent scream and vomit trickle down chin like hot fudge on sundae. How a guy supposed recover from that? I figure things good to go so I mark her with musk so other suitor know "" NO GOOD!; WEIGHT: LOTS EYES: SMALL HAIR: MATTED, BROWN, GREEN MARIGOLDRELATIONSHIP STATUS: SAD AND LONELY WANT CHILDREN: SMALL LITTERACTIVITIES: JAZZERSCIZE, T-BALL, RUNNING FROM CAMERAS, FILTH HOARDING, CHILLIN', CRYING SELF TO SLEEPCELEBRITY I MOST RESEMBLE: CHEWBACCA, MESELF, COUSIN IT FROM ADDAMS FAMILYIF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW: ON A BEACH IN THAILAND READING SARTRE SO ME CAN BE HIPSTER. AT SIX FLAGS EATING FIVE CORN DOGS BY FOUR PORT-A-JOHNS AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON SECOND DAY OF JANUARY.MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: ONETIME I WALKING DOWN RED CARPET AT FOREST CREATURE AWARDS AND I STEP IN DOG DOO. WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME: HEY I LIKE EASY GOING GUY, KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT CAN ALSO BE SEXY AS ALL GET OUT. GIVE GOOD BACK RUBS, SOMETIME MIGHT CRACK RIB BUT NOTHING THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPALE IN BUBBLE BATH NO FIX. I SMELL LIKE COMPOST BUT COMPOST SMELL LIKE FALL AND FALL VERY NICE WITH PRETTY LEAVES AND PUNKIN' PIE SO YOU JUST VISUALIZE AND EVERYTHING BE OK.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Randall

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    Hi! I'm a divorced professional with no children. I enjoy my job & career a lot, but would really like someone to share my life with. Some friends have met some great folks through online dating, so I figured I'd give it a shot.I enjoy doing all kinds of things. Some of these might be going to a movie, live music or concert, travel, a cool restaurant or bar, or maybe even dancing somewhere. I like to entertain, frequently inviting friends over to grill steaks and enjoy some drinks, or throwing a party.I'm an enthusiastic cook, and typically host a big Thanksgiving spread for the extended family & friends. I enjoy taking cooking classes & learning new techniques.I enjoy traveling, with the beach, mountains, Bay area, & Vegas being some of the favorites. I enjoy skiing (I haven't been in a long time, but am really wanting to go again), as well as hiking. My job allows me to travel and I try to check out the cool local stuff. I enjoy exercise, and even like Zumba a lot (I'll wait for you to stop laughing-lol). It would be great to find someone who likes the same, but I don't expect you to join me at a class. I enjoy working out (generally go ***times a week), and would be interested in someone who does the same. I'm stable and secure, have my own home, with a quick wit, and easy laugh-and would love to find the same. I like to joke around to make people feel comfortable, and really enjoy making people laugh. While I can be serious when necessary, you've got to have a sense of humor to cope with stuff right? I enjoy my job, and have a career that keeps me on my toes, and the subject matter changes frequently. I spend a good amount of time doing the continuing education stuff, so constant learning is important to me.What I'm looking for - I'd really like to meet someone who is secure, stable, self-assured, confident, and with a healthy sense of humor. I have to say that a woman that exudes self confidence can be sexy as hell. I think that it's important for you to have your own social life too, so don't cancel those girl's night out.I’m really good at cooking, grilling, making drinks, entertaining, throwing parties, attention to detail, vacation plans, and joking around. And I've even been told that I've got a good handle on when to send flowers to a woman-lol. Favorite books: Most of my reading is job-related, and believe me nobody wants to read those unless they have insomnia.-Imagine by Tom Peters, The Accidental Billionaires, The Pursuit of Happyness, The 5 Love Languages, Headhunters by Jo Nesbo, The Secret History of MI6, various technology books, and others.Movies: Typically I enjoy comedies, action films, dramas, sci-fi, etc. I really like movies & shows that make you think. The Sixth Sense is a good example. I like several of the romantic comedies, and am a big fan of some. Tech movies are pretty appealing, with favorites being cyberpunk-themed. Of course I think that the Friday series of movies are funny too, so I guess it's quite a range of types.TV Shows: Pretty similar taste as the movies. I enjoy Tosh .0, the various Law & Order shows, DIY shows, british comedies in general, MI-5, Numb3rs, travel shows, Big Bang Theory, cooking shows, How I Met Your Mother, Bones, House, The Soup, The Walking Dead, etc.Music: My interests are all over the map-lol. I like pretty much everything that has a beat. I enjoy 80's music (Depeche Mode, New Order, PSB, etc.), rock, some top 40. Seeing live music is always fun, whether it be a concert in a stadium or in a bar.Food: I enjoy a wide range of food, Mexican & Italian being my favorites. I enjoy trying new things and new restaurants. A few things I could never do without:Friends & familyMy dogMy phoneThe internetGood company (which is why I'm here)So if this sounds appealing to you, and you are:Single (either never married or are divorced) Interested in casual dating, or slowly building a relationshipA woman between the ages of ***The description listed above sounds appealing to youI hope to hear from you soon, best of luck with your search! A first date would likely be meeting over coffee to see if there is any chemistry between the two of us. After that, we can go out to eat and talk to learn more about each other.

  • Beau

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

    I'm a pretty easy going guy. I try not to take things too seriously, be thankful for what I do have, and keep things simple. I am very honest and when it comes to a relationship, honesty is very important to me.I am smart and funny. I love to spend time with my kids that I have every other weekend. I very much enjoy hanging out with them, watching them have fun and grow.I am pretty athletic and enjoy being outdoors running around with the kids, playing sports. I love to watch movies, listen to music, tinker with computers, and play LoL. Bonus if you play too!I am pretty independent. I am very comfortable being alone and I don't need to be with someone but I would like to find someone special to spend time with.Not much here I know but like a lot of others, I don't really like writing about myself like this. If there is something you would like to know drop me a line.Update...Ok so I am a Red Sox fan. Die Hard. This is a tough time for me lol. I don't hate the cardinals..there just not my team. Something quiet where we could talk and get to know each other. A good conversation is something important when first meeting someone. To me, a nice talk over coffee would be a good first date.

  • Lennard

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    Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50

    I like to fly fish, go camping, like to watch movies at home on my home theater system. Look me up my *** FAULX. Other than that if you wanna know anymore you're going to have to talk to me hopefully I do hear from you. I am looking for someone that's mature not a teenage 30 year old.And I'm really tired of being alone!!! I think our first date should be a spur of the moment thing such as putt putt golf, laser tag, maybe a drink and a game of darts. Even a good thumb wrestling match or anything that comes to mind...

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