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Nethaneel, 42

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About Me

So I not get much play lately. Try meet ladies in bar but no so good. Go to jukebox, put on Whitesnake nod along to 'here I go again on me own', Check fly, check mouth stink, order two white russians and saunter over. I say: 'hello, this seat take?" Most time lady just run, scream, sometime pepperspray. Worst is when they do silent scream and vomit trickle down chin like hot fudge on sundae. How a guy supposed recover from that? I figure things good to go so I mark her with musk so other suitor know "" NO GOOD!; WEIGHT: LOTS EYES: SMALL HAIR: MATTED, BROWN, GREEN MARIGOLDRELATIONSHIP STATUS: SAD AND LONELY WANT CHILDREN: SMALL LITTERACTIVITIES: JAZZERSCIZE, T-BALL, RUNNING FROM CAMERAS, FILTH HOARDING, CHILLIN', CRYING SELF TO SLEEPCELEBRITY I MOST RESEMBLE: CHEWBACCA, MESELF, COUSIN IT FROM ADDAMS FAMILYIF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW: ON A BEACH IN THAILAND READING SARTRE SO ME CAN BE HIPSTER. AT SIX FLAGS EATING FIVE CORN DOGS BY FOUR PORT-A-JOHNS AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON SECOND DAY OF JANUARY.MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: ONETIME I WALKING DOWN RED CARPET AT FOREST CREATURE AWARDS AND I STEP IN DOG DOO. WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME: HEY I LIKE EASY GOING GUY, KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT CAN ALSO BE SEXY AS ALL GET OUT. GIVE GOOD BACK RUBS, SOMETIME MIGHT CRACK RIB BUT NOTHING THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPALE IN BUBBLE BATH NO FIX. I SMELL LIKE COMPOST BUT COMPOST SMELL LIKE FALL AND FALL VERY NICE WITH PRETTY LEAVES AND PUNKIN' PIE SO YOU JUST VISUALIZE AND EVERYTHING BE OK.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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