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EllaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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BithiahOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, i am not square or hard I am more round and squishy, I am healthy, happy, and like to keep quite active, I do lead a fairly full life but would love to share it with a special someone or at least with someone somewhat exciting with a sense of humor.I am an honest, compassionate, adventurous extremely easy going and passionate woman. I love road trips, being spontaneous and just doing it. I love to laugh and am generally easily amused. I am not perfect and will never claim to be, but I am a great catch and you would be so lucky to have me ;) I am told I look better in person;)I am extremely interested in meeting a man, one man, with whom there is a fabulous connection and to have a normal committed relationship. If you don't have time, or don't have interest in being in a monogamous relationship please do not contact me. I have a high drive and would like to meet someone who would be compatible in this area, bringing the right equipment, a sense of adventure and stamina should do. Keep in mind I do not drink or smoke, I have no interest in smokers and if you need more than a glass or 2 a week please pass me by also. -I believe men should hold a door for women, elderly, children and whomever may be coming in behind them or just before them-Manners in general are extremely important to me-I thoroughly enjoy cooking together--That people who only display closed mouth pictures do so for a reason, please display a pic with your pearly whites, nice straight white teeth are important to me :)-And that I leave some things unfinished... On that note, talk to you later ;) and have a most spectacular day!!!! That is different with each individual, I suppose it would depend on common interests.Personally, something like mini golf where you are not stationary and can have fun talking and playing and in my case, you could have fun laughing at my lack of putting skills.
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RyanneOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I work for a fantastic airline and love to travel and meet new and exciting people. My interests are diverse. I am comfortable in most social situations and love nothing more than hanging out and having a good laugh with a group of friends. I love to cook and entertain. I thoroughly enjoy a great concert and am fortunate enough to have a career that allows me the opportunity to pick up and go on very short notice!! I think I am a kind and honest person who really tries to do something nice for someone every day. I enjoy getting to know people and think we all have amazing qualities and experiences that are meant to be shared. Thanks for checking out my profile. Best of luck in finding a match. Coffee or meet for a drink!!