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Ella, 41

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.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    **I am just An Average Girl who is very Spontanious & Venturesome. I Love to Laugh,have Fun & Live Life to the Fullest, for Life is just way too short =) I am looking for that certain someone that can test any Waters with me.I am willing to do just about anything for My Family & Friends. I can throw on a pair of Jeans, a Hoodie & ball cap, go quadding on the muddiest of Spring days..I Love to go Sledding. I can play a hard game of Softball, I love UFC fight nights,watching good ole Hocky(Go Flames, Go!) I can also Put on a party Dress, Staletto's & look just as Hot as any other Girl =0)I Love giving that special someone all my attention & love it in return.I always give my 100% in everything I do in Life. I'm looking for that special someone who knows how to treat a lady. Someone who is adventurious, spontanious, outgoing,Strong In mind & in Life, funny, strong hands & a great smile. A man who Likes to Push Limits. Someone Who will try alomost anything once. If you are that special guy that enjoys the little Excitements & Pleasures when living Life in all the right ways can bring. Please say Hello ;)FAMOUS QUOTES " The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Come invent it with The right person." "One today is worth two tomorrows,come & enjoy each day.""Life is what you get when you are born...Living is what you do with it." Life is way to short to be unhappy. Life is supposed to be lived. Come live Life with the right person..If you have taken the time to read my Profile, Please don't be shy...Please send a girl a message!=) Open to anything..Surprise me...I lIke to have fun;)Still looking for that lil bit of Romance & Excitement**

  • Pauline

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I'm old-fashioned. I'm used to guys asking the girls out. Not that I've never done the reverse...just more comfortable like that. I'm just looking for a guy to hang out with and have some fun with (same as everyone else). Stimulating conversations. Laughter is important, so we have to have the same sense of humour and of course there does have to be some kind of spark to take it beyond friends, but making more friends is never a bad thing, so let's meet and see what happens! I have a bit of a zoo. I have 2 dogs (the Border Collie and the Chihuahua/Yorkie) &..so an animal lover is a REAL bonus. Lol! I enjoy running or walking with the dogs every day, hanging with friends, a good glass of wine, or a beer. I like cooking and dinner parties in or out in a restaurant. I think everyone enjoys movies and listening to music. I like all music, but classic rock is probably my favourite. Not a big country fan. I like painting and photography, and would like to do more travelling (did quite a bit when I was younger). Not looking to *** someone forever...aren't these sites to MEET people? Hoping to find someone with a few similar interests. Also, FYI, I rarely check that favourites thing, so if that is your way of showing me you're interested you probably won't hear back from me. I like to keep first meetings quite short and sweet...they are basically blind dates off of the web after all. A drink or two to see if we click, see if we have anything in common, and then take it from there A first "real" date...hmmmm...up for anything...but a date means to "go out". A movie on your couch or a soak in your hot tub is not my idea of a first date. Lol!

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