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Ella, 41

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.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dinah

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Just a simple girl... looking for a simple boy :))THINGS I LOVE TO DO..!!Ohhhh and Exersize... you know... to wear off all the yummy stuff I cook after watching the Cooking shows!!!That being said... I don't watch a lot of sports, BUT I enjoy cooking for all the men watcher's!Oops!! Sorry... I originally forgot to add I'm almost 47... but didn't want to be blocked by men my own age and I'm open to a bit younger than myself... so for meetville I'm 41 AGAIN! Anyways.... I have great friends family, a 15yr old son, a nice home & a great job of 20 yrs. I Just miss being in a Relationship and all that goes with it. The "Butterfly's"...looking forward to each other's company and knowing you are important to each other....All that good stuff. I was in an 18 yr relationship...so know what that's all about.I'm pretty much always happy, rarely without a smile... Loving, Playful, Attentive, Affectionate, Creative, Silly and Goofy, Down to earth, Independent, Honest..."Kind and Respectful to all" .I have a great, somewhat twisted sense of humor, kinda Sassy, Cheeky and I LOVE Sarcasm!So humour is appreciated. but don't worry...if you aren't funny...I WILL for sure make you laugh.I have tons of energy and exercise regularly, Swimming laps, hot yoga, walking, trail walks, weightlifting etc ... So hopefully it's important for you to be active as well ;)I'm sensual and sexual... but only with someone I know and care for... "Seeking the same".NOT looking for ANY type of fwb or nsa situations.I'm definitely not high maintenance, lots of fun, I guess a bit of a homebody... I love to cook and prefer entertaining friends at home or maybe to a pub or comedy show, Walks, Movies and dinner's ~ in or out, snuggling on the couch...simple things just getting to know each other : )************************************************************************************************************************************************I sit here wondering if I've already shared too much and should just end it???Or is it time to share with you one of my favorite "Fantasy's"You might want to sit down for this.I'm in my kitchen, cooking you your favorite dinner.The music I love playing in the background...You come up behind me, kissing my neck, down my shoulder's...melting me with the touch of your strong hands...as I turn my head you gently kiss my waiting lips. I hear your footsteps walking away from me...then I hear chatting and giggling...I feel my entire body tingle with excitement...as I turn my head and smile... love sparkles in my eyes...Then I hear the words most women long for....OK Buddy... let's go kick the soccer ball around while mom's cooking dinner!!! ;)Loving the joy I see in my son's eyes... :)Now...For those of you running as fast as you can!!!I'm sorry to have disappointed you boys!But! Isn't this part of every woman's fantasy's? They just don't want to admit it!Don't worry though...I'm not looking for a dad for my son...he already has one.And he's 15 and barely wants to hang out with me!!! BUT he is part of the package and looks forward to me finding a partner :)Well that's it for now....Good luck to all in your search."When you find love...Treat it like the Gift it is".Oh and I'm down as Dating... but hope to eventually find Long term :)The "Endless pool" they keep advertising on meetville is making me crazy!!!How great do they look... Now I want one of those things!! :)) Just a simple coffee or a walk to see if the connection is there... As all the chatting and texting doesn't really mean so much... until you meet and see :)

  • Mona

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    **I am just An Average Girl who is very Spontanious & Venturesome. I Love to Laugh,have Fun & Live Life to the Fullest, for Life is just way too short =) I am looking for that certain someone that can test any Waters with me.I am willing to do just about anything for My Family & Friends. I can throw on a pair of Jeans, a Hoodie & ball cap, go quadding on the muddiest of Spring days..I Love to go Sledding. I can play a hard game of Softball, I love UFC fight nights,watching good ole Hocky(Go Flames, Go!) I can also Put on a party Dress, Staletto's & look just as Hot as any other Girl =0)I Love giving that special someone all my attention & love it in return.I always give my 100% in everything I do in Life. I'm looking for that special someone who knows how to treat a lady. Someone who is adventurious, spontanious, outgoing,Strong In mind & in Life, funny, strong hands & a great smile. A man who Likes to Push Limits. Someone Who will try alomost anything once. If you are that special guy that enjoys the little Excitements & Pleasures when living Life in all the right ways can bring. Please say Hello ;)FAMOUS QUOTES " The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Come invent it with The right person." "One today is worth two tomorrows,come & enjoy each day.""Life is what you get when you are born...Living is what you do with it." Life is way to short to be unhappy. Life is supposed to be lived. Come live Life with the right person..If you have taken the time to read my Profile, Please don't be shy...Please send a girl a message!=) Open to anything..Surprise me...I lIke to have fun;)Still looking for that lil bit of Romance & Excitement**

  • Emerita

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am an eternal optimist.! I have quite a sharp sense of humour and I love to laugh. I appreciate quick wit and sarcasm. I enjoy movies, books and I will never back down from a good conversation or debate. I have a daughter who means the world to me and of course she always comes first in my world. I love my job. I am a font of random information and can speak intelligently for literally seconds on many subjects so I am a delightful companion in any situation, failing that, I am capable of smiling sweetly and nodding politely. Parents love me, children tolerate me, animals are drawn to me, house plants die in my presence..... I hope we get to meet soon. I would like to do something where we could talk and get to know one another like a walk, a cup of coffee/tea or lunch.

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