SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BenjaminOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Jets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in the us, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer moosehead. I have a few great ideas
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JohnathanOffline
Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
I'm tall, hilarious, and active. I have an awesome job that I love, I enjoy going out for a drink and being social. I like collecting records, I love hockey, I like running and riding my bike, I skateboard, I play a bunch of ***, and a bunch of other stuff. I'm nerdy about music, but I'm not picky about what other people like. I'm mostly into watching comedies, hockey, HBO, and cartoons. I'm looking for someone who is ridiculous, confident, passionate about what they do, and most importantly hilarious.
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IsaacOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
Hey im only in the country for a few months and im here for work and to enjoy life. Im outgoing and looking for a person with a good sense of humour (up for a laugh).