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Malinda
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a happy person, I am witty and sarcastic. I enjoy intellectual conversations. I love being around other people that are non judgemental and keep an open mind. I love to laugh, dance and sing. I keep a grateful attitude towards life and all the small things that make me smile. I consider myself a life long learner and will never stop seeking knowledge. I love traveling and have been fortunate enough to visit some unique and beautiful places. I have worked with children and animals for almost ten years. I find it very important to give back to the community. I am very close with my family and I have a little girl that I am over the moon for--she makes me smile everyday! I am hoping to meet new people whom I can have a great conversation with, laugh with, try new things with and just enjoy each moment.
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Kathleen
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
If you read what I had up here previously, it was pretty much the exact opposite of my personality. My partner and I were bored at work so we made joke profiles. I could write several paragraphs describing myself, but I'm sure when most people see the length of this section they'll just skip it, as I usually do if I'm just browsing through profiles. So ***'ll make a list covering the basics. I'm not easily offended but I expect to be treated with respect. Feel free to ask me anything you want to know, but be warned I can sometimes reply with more than you wanted to know. 1. I'm a strong, smart, sexy, and independent woman. Scary, I know.2. I have full custody of 3 kids who are with me >90% they aren't at school or daycare. The oldest and youngest are ADHD, and my middle one has some developmental delays/emotional issues. My kids are my life and I wouldn't change it for anything.3. I don't do clingy or dependent. I have a life and already take care of 3 kids ***animals). I'm not going to take care of you too. You're an adult, and should be able to take care of yourself.4. I'm an EMT, work ***hours a week in 4 days, and in the summer I pick up a few security gigs here and there. I also teach CPR.5. I lead my daughter's Girl Scout troop.6. I'm in school to continue on to get my paramedic certification.7. I have a dog and three cats, plus a fish. I love all animals and bugs don't bother me. In fact, snakes are cool and spiders get rid of flies. I just don't care for bees or wasps since I'm allergic to their stings. Oh yea, and mosquitos eat me alive and then I scratch the bite til it bleeds. :-P8. I'm a smartass. I have a twisted sense of humor but don't want to offend anyone with it at the same time. 9. I'm easy-going. I don't get worked up or stressed out over little things and I don't freak out. 10. I HATE DRAMA AND GAMES AND BULLSHIT. ***My life is free of all this. I plan on keeping it that way.11. My only marriage was abusive. I don't want pity or sympathy. It happened. Its over. I'm happy now and learned what I really want in a relationship from now on. In fact, I'm even happy I went through it because it taught me a lot about myself and relationships/marriage.12. I'm open-minded, respectful & tolerant of other's opinions, and expect the same in return. I enjoy conversations about anything, especially when we can express our views & opinions without getting offended or trying to change each other's minds about the subject.13. I'm a tomboy. I also dress up real nice too :)14. I'm not looking to get into a serious relationship right off the bat. I'm going to take my time to get to know you first. 15. I'm a very busy person. I'm not going to rush into things either. If you're really interested, you'll understand and have patience until I'm free to hang out or go on a date or whatever. 16. My ideal relationship is with someone who is independent and has their own life, can take care of themself, and doesn't require my opinion for every little thing. I want to share my life with someone and be part of theirs, but not joined at the hip.If reading this hasn't scared you off, then thanks for being interested. Hope to hear from you soon. You get to choose since I'm indecisive about where to go or what to do on the first date. Something simple. Movies should be for later - can't exactly converse well in a theater. Surprise me.
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Claudette
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am me.nothing morenothing less.I am not perfection.But I amlegitimate. Well written,horribly spoken.Not whoyour motherplanned foryou. But I canbe warmeven slightly,charming,given thechance.** So I am not really sure what it is I am looking for on this site. Not really looking for a relationship but don't really want to be "the other woman" or someone to pass time with until you find something better. I recently made the mistake of putting trust in a person that chose to abuse it. So it is pretty safe to say i have little to no interest in investing anything in anyone anytime soon. But will still keep an open mind that not all men are created equal. (I will generally only respond to people that put words of substance in their profiles and messages to me. I might not be looking for love but I have to be interested and it starts with words. You only get 1 first impression. Use it wisely)*** Update ***: This is an example of what a first message looks like from some of you men. "I love crazy. You know that feeling when you get touched just right every kiss feels perfect we take each others cloths off teasing each other with kisses in all the right spots you can feel yourself getting wetter as I throw you down on the bed wraping your legs around my neck and you squeeze when I bite and lick your clit and your moaning loudly digging into my hair. When I put you on your knees and smack your ass hard. I would love the feeling of your wet **** squeezing my hard****inside you from behind with your head hitting the wall but you don't care ...my thigh is bleeding because your nails break my skin and I'm still not stopping my hands are on your hips forcing me into you hard and hard your moaning crystal of pleasure telling me never to stop. Then you push me out of you and jump on top riding me hard and fast then looking into my eyes you feel me cum and it makes you cum again and we slow down as you lay your head on my chest I smell your hair and start getting hard again just touching your fine ass. You love how I last all night for you then we pass out just to wake up and do the same in the morning hours :********* I want to have drinks sometime get to know you . There is a lot more to me than just sex but I'm good at it"Don't. Just don't do this. EVER. Women may want to talk all dirty and what not but if your opening message is like this guys then you will not get a response and if you do.. it may not be nice. Try actually having a conversation. about something other than your****or my vagina.. We all wanna get laid.. that is not a secret. If we all had a currently sexually satisfying relationship going on..we wouldn't be here. So quit driving the point home so hard. Maybe, women are like me (maybe), and your wit alone can be a turn on. Please don't be offended if I do not respond 2 people without pictures. Not one person without a picture has ended up being even remotely attractive. you can think I'm shallow all you want not one care given. Fin. Not to picky. Just don't be a self absorbed sociopath with little to no moral compass when it comes to women and we should be fine.