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CocoOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
i am a mother of 2 girls one is just 9 the other going on 12 hobbies coloring scrapbook i love to watch football westling and nascar my favorite driver is 88 earnhart jr my favorite football team is cowboys when it come to music i listen to every thing different music for differnt moods i am a woman who takes care of he man but it would be nice to find someone to put as much effort into me as i do him im very loving love attention love to give attention.
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.
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MilaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am very out going, fun loving, and laid back chic. I love all sports, the outdoors, all kinds of music, and love scary movies. I am very different from most girls....I don't get jealous I believe that's a wasted emotion. Love to flirt and have fun, will sit and watch sports and even get involved and yell at the tv lol I'm looking for someone to date and see where it goes....I'm done with the one night stands and fwb. I want to have fun and be crazy but want to find that one person in the process. get coffee, take a walk and just talk and get comfortable with each other while getting to know one another.